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Alan Driscoll

@alandriscoll.com
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Prolific musician, so-called comedian, accidental trans activist. thewombmusic.com / @thewombmusic.com opiumtea.com / @opiumtea.com terfipedia.com / @terfipedia.com

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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 15/09/2026
Don Draper pitching a silly man.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/09/2026
opiumtea.com @opiumtea.com
Opium Tea comic strip: Giggle vs Chuckle.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026
Confirmation of J.K. Rowling financially supporting Reduxx.
J.K. Rowling to Genevieve Gluck on Twitter: Have donated, Genevieve. You are magnificent and I have more reason than most to be grateful to you, as you know. Take care of yourself xxx
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/09/2026
Not to mention the cesspit of unravelling masculinity brewing in his Substack comments section.
Terfipedia Glinner infographic.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 05/09/2026
Over five years now of obsessive whining about how Jesse Signal and Katie Herzog spread the outrageous lie that Graham Linehan... misgendered people on Twitter. As seen here, referring to himself in the third person from a sock account, because of integrity.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
How The Criminal Code of Canada describes brass knuckles.
How The Criminal Code of Canada describes brass knuckles.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
Screenshot from Reduxx's website confirming their inventory is personally shipped from Canada by Reduxx.
Screenshot from Reduxx's website confirming their inventory is personally shipped from Canada by Reduxx.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
Screenshot from Reduxx's own site, from where they were also selling them (now removed).
Screenshot from Reduxx's own site, from where they were also selling them (now removed).
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
Screenshot from Reduxx's suspended Patreon.
Screenshot from Reduxx's suspended Patreon.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
The facts.
Terfipedia.com infographic: J.K. Rowling.

J.K. Rowling funds and promotes Reduxx, the anti-trans propaganda site guilty of selling and exporting illegal weapons via their Patreon, for which they were suspended from the platform.

As well as supporting them financially and regularly reposting their articles, she has said of them that “The Reduxx archive is going to be an invaluable resource once the 'nobody was really hurt' guys start writing their opinion pieces” and “It’s fair to say I love them.”

Reduxx were offering brass knuckles as a Patreon reward, which they described as "A 'Keychain'" (their quotes) while saying "We can't tell you what this is for. Use your imagination... a heavy duty industrial clamp and keychain... One self-defence kitty".

Genevieve Gluck is on record as saying that Anna Slatz shipped the weapons from Canada to "donors in the US and Canada".

The Criminal Code of Canada classifies brass knuckles and similar devices as prohibited weapons. Possessing, manufacturing, or selling such items is a criminal offense and can lead to severe penalties, including imprisonment for up to five years.

They are legally defined as: "The device known as ‘Brass Knuckles’ and any similar device consisting of a band of metal with one or more finger holes designed to fit over the fingers of the hand.”
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 04/09/2026
SHE LOVES IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER.

J.K. Rowling funds Reduxx, an anti-trans hate site banned from Patreon for illegally selling brass knuckles. If you support J.K. Rowling in any way, you are supporting anti-trans violence.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 03/09/2026
There's a Flaming Lips song, about how the sun don’t go down
Something about how we’re all just spinning round
And there’s a certain kind of light, that you might see on mornings like this
It ain’t no walk of shame, it’s a motion of bliss

So baby, rise and shine, you know it’s daylight in the swamp
You can’t afford what you need, but you can still get what you want
And nobody’s checking tickets, this early in the shift
They’re all just cutting down trees, and making mansions out of sticks

I keep dreaming about the village where I grew up
Wondering what happened to all my friends
I looked them up online but all I found was
Pictures of kids, the same age that we were then

And Leonard Cohen’s hologram is touring again
And don’t you want to tell your friends you’ve been
But if you leave halfway, make sure they stamp your wrist
In case you decide you want to get back in

So baby, rise and shine, you know it’s daylight in the swamp
You can’t afford what you need, but you can still get what you want
And nobody’s checking tickets, this early in the shift
They’re all digging for gold, and building houses out of bricks
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 03/09/2026
The Womb's new single 'Daylight in the Swamp' is out now. Free to download/stream at thewombmusic.com, or free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com.
The cover of The Womb's single 'Daylight in the Swamp'.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 01/09/2026
30 Helens agreeing.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 31/08/2026
Oh, and in terms of radicalisation, it might have been worth a mention that Graham's adoption of "paedo freaks" as a term for trans people occurred weeks AFTER the delightful banner parade of the Melbourne nazis.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 31/08/2026
Actually, the perfect symbol is this photo of Bizarro Morcheeba celebrating an acquittal for a fully admitted act of criminal damage as some kind of free speech victory. This is not a social outcast. Those are the voiceless plebs he endangers with baseless accusations of child abuse.
Bizarro Morcheeba.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 27/08/2026
opiumtea.com @opiumtea.com patreon.com/terfipedia
Opium Tea comic strip: Ratko Mladic, Bosnian War Criminal.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 26/08/2026
Ironically, I don't think he intended to literally suggest those were Ardal's actual words. But when you can't go a day without accusing some random opponent of being in favour of child abuse, it hardly makes a difference, and certainly not to your followers.
Glinner, Glinnering.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 26/08/2026
The consequences of spending your life strawmanning that anyone who criticises you must therefore endorse anything you oppose, is your idiot followers threatening Ardal O'Hanlon with violence because of a random quote about sexual gratification from breastfeeding that you've attributed to him.
Glinner, Glinnering.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 25/08/2026
It takes a peversely impressive lack of self-awareness to be a straight man complaining that queer is a slur within an hour of approvingly boosting legitimate homophobic and ableist slurs.
Glinner being a hypocrite on Twitter.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 23/08/2026
Any particular legal issues you can't talk about, Genevieve?
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 23/08/2026
I went to see if she was going to finally go official with her endorsement of weapons-selling hate sites, and sure enough... If you support J.K. Rowling financially, you are now LITERALLY funding anti-trans hate and violence. This is not hyperbole. Reduxx really were selling illegal weapons.
J.K. Rowling donating to Genevieve Gluck of Reduxx.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
(6/6)
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
(3/6)
Opium Tea presents: The Sex Mates guide to Privacy, safety and dignity in the shitter.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
(2/6)
Opium Tea presents: The Sex Mates guide to Privacy, safety and dignity in the shitter.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
Apologies for the delay to those of you who've been holding it in, but the official opiumtea.com guide to the guidance is finally here. Follow us at @opiumtea.com or incentivise this nonsense at patreon.com/terfipedia. (1/6)
Opium Tea presents: The Sex Mates guide to Privacy, safety and dignity in the shitter.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 22/08/2026
The Womb's new single 'Cunts Make Money' is out now. Free to download/stream at thewombmusic.com, or free/pay-what-you-feel from thewombmusic.bandcamp.com.
The cover of The Womb's single 'Cunts Make Money'.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 21/08/2026
Joke's on you, this 60 year-old man is clearly living his best life.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 20/08/2026
Always a new low...
Glinner pass-agging J.K. Rowling.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 20/08/2026
Ronson's reponse from 2024:
His critics accuse him of ignoring the murder by Dana Rivers, a Camp Trans participant, of a lesbian couple and their son in 2016. He points out that he was interested in Camp Trans’s formation in the 1990s, and that the murder took place two decades later and more than 2,000 miles away. “The reason I didn’t mention the murders is that Dana Rivers hadn’t gone to trial by the time my programme went out. And when she did go to trial, Michfest and Camp Trans were not brought up at all in court by either the defence or the prosecution. So I don’t think that criticism was fair.”
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 20/08/2026
Right on cue.
Glinner: I'll read it later. Does 
@jonronson address his deliberately misleading podcast on Michfest, where he covered up the fact that a member of 'Camp Trans' murdered two lesbians and their adopted son?
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 20/08/2026
As a staunch free speech advocate, we should not allow people to silence legitimate reporting on public figures with claims of harassment. Unless, you know...
Glinner demonstrating his evergreen commitment to journalistic integrity.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 20/08/2026
Just in terms of pure density, I found the cuntiest picture on the internet.
Nathan Cofnas wearing a little bow tie.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
The one about masturbating in toilets is pretty funny, but I think I'm gonna have to go with this one, just for the sheer insanity of "squished me like a bug," which I can't not hear in the voice of Charlie Higson's black-averse tortured artist character from The Fast Show.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
So many reasons! Which is your favourite?
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
See also "because". I did a quick search on Glinner's timeline for the phrase "musical because," expecting to nab a couple of examples, and holy shit, the endless alleged reasons for a Father Ted musical not going ahead. All of which can be answered with "That's not why".
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
opiumtea.com @opiumtea.com patreon.com/terfipedia
Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
opiumtea.com @opiumtea.com patreon.com/terfipedia
Opium Tea news. Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Terrible Point.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 18/08/2026
opiumtea.com @opiumtea.com patreon.com/terfipedia
Opium Tea comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 16/08/2026
Please consider all Terfipedia material public domain and boost it however you can. I'm not looking for social media clout, feel free to save and share from your own account, just get this information out there so it can't keep being ignored.
Terfipedia infographic: J.K. Rowling.

J.K. Rowling is a regular promoter of Reduxx, the anti-trans propaganda site guilty of selling and exporting illegal weapons via their Patreon, for which they were suspended from the platform.

As well as regularly reposting their articles, she has said of them that “The Reduxx archive is going to be an invaluable resource once the 'nobody was really hurt' guys start writing their opinion pieces” and “It’s fair to say I love them.”

Reduxx were offering brass knuckles as a Patreon reward, which they described as "A 'Keychain'" (their quotes) while saying "We can't tell you what this is for. Use your imagination... a heavy duty industrial clamp and keychain... One self-defence kitty".

Genevieve Gluck is on record as saying that Anna Slatz shipped the weapons from Canada to "donors in the US and Canada".

The Criminal Code of Canada classifies brass knuckles and similar devices as prohibited weapons. Possessing, manufacturing, or selling such items is a criminal offense and can lead to severe penalties, including imprisonment for up to five years.

They are legally defined as: "The device known as ‘Brass Knuckles’ and any similar device consisting of a band of metal with one or more finger holes designed to fit over the fingers of the hand.”
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 16/08/2026
Do they sell Reduxx-brand brass knuckles and ninja stars? That'll help with the knife crime.
Terfipedia infographic: J.K. Rowling.

J.K. Rowling is a regular promoter of Reduxx, the anti-trans propaganda site guilty of selling and exporting illegal weapons via their Patreon, for which they were suspended from the platform.

As well as regularly reposting their articles, she has said of them that “The Reduxx archive is going to be an invaluable resource once the 'nobody was really hurt' guys start writing their opinion pieces” and “It’s fair to say I love them.”

Reduxx were offering brass knuckles as a Patreon reward, which they described as "A 'Keychain'" (their quotes) while saying "We can't tell you what this is for. Use your imagination... a heavy duty industrial clamp and keychain... One self-defence kitty".

Genevieve Gluck is on record as saying that Anna Slatz shipped the weapons from Canada to "donors in the US and Canada".

The Criminal Code of Canada classifies brass knuckles and similar devices as prohibited weapons. Possessing, manufacturing, or selling such items is a criminal offense and can lead to severe penalties, including imprisonment for up to five years.

They are legally defined as: "The device known as ‘Brass Knuckles’ and any similar device consisting of a band of metal with one or more finger holes designed to fit over the fingers of the hand.”
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 12/08/2026
opiumtea.com @opiumtea.com patreon.com/terfipedia
Opium Tea: SHARD 'N' FREUD.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 11/08/2026
This is from August 2025. I guess you can blame my memory disorder for the fact that I apparently did know at some point that Hugh Laurie is not one of the good guys. Apologies if it seemed like I was endorsing him.
Terfipedia: Hugh Laurie infographic.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/08/2026
opiumtea.com @opiumtea.com patreon.com/terfipedia
Opium Tea news: Ricky Gervais announces new Netflix special 'Keyjangling'.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 10/08/2026
Finally, some clarity on where trans people not allowed in male or female bathrooms are supposed to go.
The insane actual guidance from Sex Matters.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 09/08/2026
Hugh Laurie telling Glinner to fuck off.
Hugh Laurie telling Glinner to fuck off.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 07/08/2026
Opium Tea comic strip: Ricky Gervais, Child Rapist.
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Alan Driscoll @alandriscoll.com · 07/08/2026
Opium Tea comic strip: Ricky Gervais, Child Rapist.
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