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Alan Baxter

@alanbaxter.bsky.social
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Author of horror and weird fiction. Martial Artist. Whisky drinker. Dog lover. He/him. Trans rights are human rights. Fuck AI. alanbaxter.com.au/contact

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 12h
Watership Down, man - that cartoon fucked me up. I love it.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 13h
Yep
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 15h
I loved it!
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Angela Slatter 📚 @angelaslatter.bsky.social · 20h
Oh, hai! Rest of World, my novella Fitcher's Bird comes out tomorrow! Australia, you've got another week to wait, sorry! And if the words "beautiful", "bleak" and "violent" don't sell you, then honestly I just don't know what's wrong with y'all! 🤣
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 17h
this guy is such a piece of shit
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Australia has entered DST - Daylight Stupid Time.
Map:
WA 6.00
NT 7.30
SA 8.30 
QLD 8.00
NSW, VIC, TAS 9.00
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imagine if each of your fingers had five more tiny fingers on the end...
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday, mate!
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No worries! We've all got those TBRs.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never gets old seeing something like this.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah, that's a wonderful sight! I really hope you enjoy them.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fresh cut grass is green but it smells yellow. Dry grass is yellow but it smells green. I won't be taking questions at this time.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats!
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Singing My Sister Down by Margo Lanagan is one for sure.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hopefully
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
those nuclear drugs, man
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep, reckon I might do that one too.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trash took itself out.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Important piece of marine science nuance: when a shark attacks a human, it's almost always an unintentional encounter. Sharks do not think about you, at all. When a whale strikes a ship, it is almost always intentional. They know us. They understand us. And they remember what we did.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This year I'm doing October, which is where you try your best to survive October without losing your fucking mind.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two or three years ago you did everything you needed to perfectly well without AI. The fact you think you *need* it now shows how thoroughly brainwashed you've become by billionaires intent on turning your brain to slurry.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Incredible achievement. Here's to 20 more!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love that cover.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really enjoyed your Talking Scared chat, by the way!
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ajspedding.bsky.social @ajspedding.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's Author Spotlight time again for SNAFU: Level Up, due out at the end of this month. And first on the operating table is @alanbaxter.bsky.social amandajspedding.com/2026/10/02/s...
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SNAFU: LEVEL UP AUTHOR SPOTLIGHT – ALAN BAXTER
We’re kicking off our author spotlight this year with an Aussie (because of course we are), so please welcome to the stage, the inestimable Alan Baxter! A stalwart in the Aussie horror-writing comm…
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The bicycle!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
reading an Alan Baxter book like
Sen. Katie Britt's horrified viral reaction to GOP stupidity.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30th / Oct 1st
Daniel Radcliffe suave and Daniel Radcliffe unhinged.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fucking barbaric. The irony that this is supposedly the consequence of violent murder. Society and the system has failed this woman her entire life.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hellooooo!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a boxes of matches if you need them...
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jfc 😞
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're living through an age where daily evidence makes it increasingly undeniable that a massive proportion of people are straight-up fucking idiots.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, the fuck happened to September? Wasn't it August a week ago?
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With alt text. I know someone who actually did this
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On my first big overseas client conference, I was at a dinner seated next to a drunk client who kept trying to fondle me under the table. I was young, distressed, and had no idea what to do. I moved my legs as far away from him as I could, moving into the space of the man next to me, who then started patting my legs! The Regional Manager was a French woman who caught my eye, gestured for me to go to the bathroom and when I came back had switched chairs with me. What happed next was epic. A few minutes after I sat back down, she raised her hand with his hand captured in hers and announced loudly "Does anyone know whose hand this is? I found it in my lap." There was dead silence at the table. She threw his hand back at him and said calmly "next time I pick it up with my fork." Then she started a new conversational thread and things moved on. After the meeting she found me, gave me a hug, and said seriously "Never be afraid to make some noise. It is their shame, not yours."
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
One reason Republicans are so laser targeted on trans kids existing, is that trans kids existing requires accepting the bodily autonomy and consent of children. Which is something republicans absolutely can't do, since they are pedophiles. Their transphobia and pedophilia is them being consistent
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Awwww, staahhhhp, you're embarrassing me.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Huge thanks to my pal @damonyoung.com.au for this super cool betentacled dice holder. (The other side of the d20 says SHIT for a nat 1.)
3d printed tentacle.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excellent!
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This eldritch-ass tree. My gardener wife tells me it's a condition called fasciation caused by any number of various cellular trauma. I think it's elder gods breathing on the thing when it was a sapling.
A tree compressed and mutated in a truly disturbing way.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fr
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Nate Polvogt @natepolvogt.optimusfantasy.com · 29/09/2026
Frats once served a purpose (I think?). It seems like nowadays they're just drunk rape dens and if colleges are serious about education they should probably abolish them or change how they're allowed to operate. Like maybe 20 dudes basically in their teens in one house is a bad idea?
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Heritage Foundation laid out how they were going to rescind Title IX, the law that prohibits sex discrimination in education, by first targeting trans people's participation in sport. Capitulating on the human rights of transgender people is catastrophically falling at the first hurdle.
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the record, thus is from TikTok. The same video sometimes does better as an Instagram reel or YouTube short, but not always.
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