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ALAN460

@alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
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Stickthing surfin' the internet Amateur artist, dumb of brain I love animals, especially cats. Well, mostly cats, since that's all I boost. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ tech.lgbt/@alan460, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Relapsing
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ari :ariYeah: @fedi.arimelody.space · 03/02/2026
tweet from @privOTUS:
YouTuber Markiplier broke down in tears after his self-financed horror movie "Iron Lung" opened to $23 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"
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DRAKONIC @drakonic.zone · 09/11/2025
#flyinggame #godotengine #gamedev
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J.R. Orci @orci.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2024
Same, gurl. #catsofmastodon
A photo of a cat wearing an I Voted sticker, except it says I VOMITED.
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dr. fennec :verified: :therian: @fen.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
the context
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dr. fennec :verified: :therian: @fen.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2025
cokè cokè cokè cokè cokè and pepsi pepsi pepsi and pepsi tribute
mspaint drawing of the head of a person viewed as an extreme close up with a fisheye lens, with a glass of brown liquid beneath its extremely large nose, with the text "cokè cokè cokè cokè and pepsi pepsi pepsi and pepsi?" around it
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025
@drakonic holy moly peggle. Congratulations on the master's degree.
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Essem :skeeter: @apub.essem.space · 26/04/2025
VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=80zmPlZwn5U
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025
This time I'mma let it all come out This time I'mma stand up and shhhhhhhh I'mma do do my way It's my way My do do highway
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025
SOME people call me the space cowboy :sunglasses_cowboy:
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025
A tinder conversation:
B: "Hey gorgeous Xxxx"
A: "Ouuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
B: "How are you"
A: "Say it with me"
A: "Ouuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
B: "Ouuuuuhhhhhhhhhh"
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/11/2025
Freaky ghost, baby! Freaky ghost man! Freaky man, baby....
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 04/11/2025
'Scuse me while I kiss this fox
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 01/11/2025
A tweet by normalgirl222. It says:
"Hes soo cute this is definitely gonna end with me becoming a danger to myself and others"
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 31/10/2025
A YouTube comment section. Muffie1174 comments:
"He looks extremely distressed. Like he is afraid he will throw up soon."
Beneath, Debra Harris comments:
"And gorgeous!"
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
A screenshot of a text exchange. It says:
"Hello my beautiful son just wondering did you eat my humus as it seems to have disappeared and I was so looking forward to it"
"Maybe"
"Fucker"
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
A tweet by xiaoxinganling3 translated from Chinese that says:
Look what I found! It's a stinky dog! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my smelly dog
(crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisted) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisting) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (crawling) (twisting) (splitting) (creeping darkly) (tumbling) (crawling violently) (twisting) (convulsing) (roaring) (creeping) (growling sinisterly) (crawling) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisting) (convulsing) (creeping) (walking twisted) (attack regardless of target)
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
A screenshot of a text excange captioned "Michael prank on my Mom"
The exchange goes like this:
"Michael"
Mom responds "?"
"Just kidding"
Mom responds "?"
"It was just a michael prank"
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
Salmon Fish on YouTube commented: I know it's not like your usual content but I would love to see a video of you eating grass!
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
[WARNING: IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AMULET PLEASE STOP REVEALING THIS CONTENT] IF YOU HAVE THE AMULET GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE […]
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
206669 YEAR OF THE WANTER
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
@drakonic That's so awesome that you literally had this experience
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
I love my friend Troy shout out to him
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
HELL ORBS
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
Look Up! The Orbs Are Here! The Orbs are Whithin YOU ALL!!!
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
Recommendation: listen to hell orbs
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2025
I LOVE HELL ORBS
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2025
guitaer
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2025
Hrm. I guess I can simply put the URL in the search and then it scrapes it. I am starting to get it.
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2025
I wish it were better at like. Scraping Spotify info or Bandcamp... At LEAST Bandcamp.
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2025
It sucks when it comes to scraping. I now have a SECOND website to document all music on this god forsaken Earth? Nah. I'll be mostly updating Musicbrainz and that's it.
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2025
I'm trying out NeoDB right now! Let's see if it's any good for obscure music. >:-)
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2025
Miau miau mrrrp miau mrr (flops) #stickman #sticksona #art #drawing #mastoart
A bunch of doodles of me, a stickman with a curly hair hanging of its neck. On the left there is me on my knees with cat whiskers, ears, and tail. On the top-right there is the top half of me with my arms stretched out to show my paws. On the bottom-right there is the top half of me showing off my right paw up close.
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 26/10/2025
!ask @heyitsjustpixel Hey! Fellow Loveweb fan, nice to see you :-D
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echo ✨ @handle.invalid · 09/10/2025
hey mastodon! i was messing around with a green screen recently and my cat Missy decided to nap on it so anyway here are some pngs to play with. please take her sleepy self on an adventure? #cats #blackcats #photoshopadventures
A black cat on her side with her head upside down, one eye peering outA black cat being a little sleepy ball A black cat being a tiny loaf
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2025
Remembered about My Little Pony so here are some heese. #mylittlepony #mlp #twilightsparkle #fluttershy #mlpfim #art #mastoart #drawing
Top half of Twilight Sparkle sketched out.Fluttershy from the torso up sketched out.
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2025
@h awesome geese
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2025
@h yoz, happy birthday, Hazel!
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atapi ('s boobs hurt) ♥️🌸 @sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
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link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: @handle.invalid · 13/10/2025
gm
The "My Brother In Christ" meme, except the text now reads: "DUDES BE LIKE Gee, it sure is boring around here. My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for".
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link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: @handle.invalid · 14/10/2025
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link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: @handle.invalid · 16/10/2025
That meme format, where consumer of certain media thinks of what they think is the meaning behind it, but the true meaning actually "flies over their head", but it's now an anti-meme. The viewer looks at a catapult and asks "What does this contraption do?", while a rock flies over their head.
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link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: @handle.invalid · 18/10/2025
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ALAN460 @alan460.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2025
Found it. RE: tech.lgbt/@ShadowJonathan/115356082…
tech.lgbt
Autism Jo :neocat_comfy: :v_enby: 🍂 (@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt)
wait what the fuck the annoying orange is trans????
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Luna @lunaceleste-cat.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
zzz #caturday
side view of Luna curled up on a red blanket heaped at the end of the bed, eyes closed, bug pile of flooftop view of Luna sleeping on the red blanket, forming a nice croissant with all four paws together at the focal pointperspective view from CCs position of Luna at the end of the bed, they're actually pretty close together but CC is right up by the camera and giving some false depth
she's looking left while Luna is on the right, creating a perspective effect like she's going to swallow a tiny cat wholeCC sits lazily on the bedspread
at the back of the frame, Luna still visible and sleeping
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link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: @handle.invalid · 15/10/2025
Image comparing kittens dot pattern on its fur with boba in bubble tea captioned "is it really worth it?"
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