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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 14h
Yet another reason alt-text is helpful!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
WHAT. Ben Folds produced the Shatner version!? Wow. It all comes back to Nirvanna the Band.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He needs to use all of the tape before any vendors will give him a new one.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Castlevania: Condo of Blood
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
For less than $100 and maybe an hour of setup, you can have a handheld that can play decades of games. And it fits in your pocket. If that was a thing in my childhood, I'd have flunked out of school. SNES emulation was enough of a temptation.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's version 1.5 now, actually. www.romhacking.net/hacks/114/
romhacking.net
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An internet hero did something similar once. youtu.be/MBfnQcFNCp4
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An Internet Hero
YouTube video by Cybershell
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT!? Noooo. Dog of Wisdom can't be racist. 😭
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Especially considering the display lag so many of those TVs had back then. I used a CRT as a secondary screen for Smash (Project M) until like, 2015.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going from analogue to digital signal really was a game changer. Even on a Wii, going to a crappy 32" Westinghouse with an awful tint.. Big difference. I say that as somebody who absolutely appreciates CRTs for what they are.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fair! The crafting does open up a bit later on with the ability to enhance weapons with various materials though. And almost everything is actually farmable in 2. 1 has a bunch of missables though with all the sidequests that are easy to miss. Also EXeLD is best companion.
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Arc Impulse @arcimpulse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not my project, but as I don't think the team have a post up here yet: It looks like the Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 3 patch is out! It's available over on their page for it, alongside some details and words from some team members: snsc3translation.github.io (images also taken from their site)
The Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 3 English title screen.A screenshot of dialogue from the linked patch.A screenshot of a battle using the patch.A Flight-type character from the game, with the description in English.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You should try giving the second one another go as well! It's definitely different from the first, but builds upon the systems from the first in interesting ways. Weapon durability persisting after fights was an immediate "why" for me when starting, but it's honestly never an issue while playing.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top 9 games list:
Sonic the Hedgehog, Donkey Kong 3.
Adventures of Lolo 1 and 2
King's Knight, Dig Dug, Chew Man Fu.
Harvest Moooooon (Did you write this song?)
League Puzzle Pokémooonnnn
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a different type of game, but Desert Golfing is a great short-session mobile time killer.
Desert Golfing screenshot. Minimalist two-tone picture of a golf "course."
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SimGolf never got enough love!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"But why are all these Megas that shape in lore!? It doesn't make sense!" *Y-shaped shrug*
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When somebody acts like you can't just replay a game because you enjoy it.
EXeLD robot from Summon Night Swordcraft Story 2 (GBA RPG) saying: "This is stupid. I refuse to participate in this conversation any longer."
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What about a Cave Story-like weapon EXP system, but just for the side power ups? Would kind of keep things temporary/able to be damaged while not discouraging use. Bonus point: if enemies dropped EXP bits like in Cave Story, that's more fun shiny things to pick up.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is
The start screen for the Super Nintendo emulator ZNES. Game menu is open with Load selected. The loading snow is also on the screen.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Jets have more wins than the Packers and Rams combined!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thanks for "letting" me use your comic for this one: bsky.app/profile/alak...
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was a nerdy kid in middle school and was obsessed enough to unlock all characters, then delete my save and do so again. ...I also lost a playthrough halfway through Luigi's Mansion due to not having a memory card and immediately resumed it after. Kids can be tolerant!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You're correct on the N64, but this is absolute Melee Erasure and I will not stand for it!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just had this happen in FF7 Rebirth and... It certainly was unexpected. (No real spoilers here.) youtu.be/_1PusAQpi6A
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Uhhh... Dio?
YouTube video by Alakadoof
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The "yet you participate in society" meme. But:
Peasant: "AI is bad."
Twat: "And yet you're non-consentually subjected to it! I am very intelligent."
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thanks! I'm already approved for return to sports - surgery really cuts down the recovery timeline (and was necessary in my case because the bone was fuuucked).
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Good thing I managed this on June 9th! Not nice. I'm 37 now so I'm ahead of the game. (Also it's not my first broken bone, though definitely the most serious.)
X-ray of a collarbone that's all fucked up.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's Frog Friday!
Handsome green frog
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just wait until you hear what he thinks about 16 year olds!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, not a fan of the fact that I can remember buying this game with my own money. I somehow accidentally bought Monster Rancher at first, and made my grandparent go back into the store with me so I could swap it with DWM! A rare case of advocating for myself as a youth. Worth.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Uh. You can travel to the past in the first like five minutes, lol. What's "starting?"
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The balance of 6 in particular is so out of whack. Monsters will either do 12 damage in a turn, or activate an ability that does 892 to everybody in the party. And it still has an obnoxious random encounter rate. Chrono Trigger is a WAY better game.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
But remember that GamerGate was all about integrity in gaming journalism. 😇 (/s)
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack really does help you roll around at the speed of sound!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just watched this Friday and damn, she really nailed the part. Solid movie, and I'm not a horror guy.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Also Guile who is definitely not just a certain optional character from a different game.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Full credit (and apologies to) @pbfcomics.bsky.social for butchering his work, but...
PBF Comics - Post Apocalyptic (https://pbfcomics.com/comics/post-apocalyptic/) showing a Quest 64 cartridge getting mailed.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Spectacular Dasik: Zelda II Title Screen
Alt: Zelda II Title Screen. It's great.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Have you heard of Normal Golf Game? It's totally bonkers lol. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1I...
youtube.com
Normal Golf Game TRAILER
YouTube video by Luke Muscat
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
There's at LEAST 64 Quests on the N64. That's way more than five games.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@xkeeper.net - Hope you're feeling better. Have a red panda, hot off the presses. They're bigger in-person than I'd thought!
Red panda at the zoo. It's perfect! Red panda at the zoo. It's perfect! Red panda at the zoo. It's perfect! Red panda at the zoo. It's still perfect!
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Poor guy, forgotten.
Screenshot of Sonic Battle for the GBA. Sonic is talking to Emerl (the cyborg, not the chef) saying "Hmm? What's this? It's a robot!"
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dicks on everything, everywhere, all at once.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In high school we called it Dicktochat. Because penises. (Also still the best Mario Kart!)
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
See? It's clearly better because new.
Screenshot of Donkey Kong, but Mario is jumping too high, DK's sprite has been replaced by the GB DK94 sprite, Pauline has been replaced as well, and everything is modernized and QOL and better.

And Mario's sprite is from SMB1.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think you should use some graphics from Donkey Kong '94 since it's basically a remake and everybody knows there's no such thing as clashing art styles.
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Alakadoof @alakadoof.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don't forget that it's more expensive and stressful!
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