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Alex

@aladenrex.eldritch.buzz
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📍Seattle, WA 👨‍👩‍👦 Father, Husband 👨‍💻 Robot Librarian @ AMZN 🏘️ For: Housing, worker power, kid-friendly cities, collective care

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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 23/04/2026
@seattledot.bsky.social @wsdot.wa.gov @sr520.wsdot.wa.gov Why do I sit here on the bus for a million years? Do I need to ask @kingcountymetro.bsky.social to install monster truck tires?
Intersection of SR 520 and Montlake Blvd E in Seattle Washington with blue GPS location dot traveling westbound from 520 through the transit center.
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 04/04/2026
Woke and weaponized is how we need to be when we march these perfidious hacks into the ocean 😩
Drake-style meme using two panels of Geordi La Forge from Star Trek: The Next Generation. In the top panel, Geordi holds up his hand dismissively next to the text "LOCKED AND LOADED." In the bottom panel, he points approvingly next to the text "WOKE AND WEAPONIZED."
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 14/02/2026
Top Panel: George W. Bush NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

Bottom Panel: Kristi Noem NO BLANKY LEFT BEHIND
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 27/10/2025
I see I'm not alone 😅
Screenshot of a text message that reads: 'KUOW: Katie Wilson's campaign built around working class identity, but parents pay her bills. Read: www.bruceforseattle.com/kuow. A vote for Bruce is: a billion for housing, safer streets, expanded childcare & protection of neighbors from Trump attacks. STOP to opt-out Bruce for Seattle texts.'

Below the message are two blue reply bubbles from the recipient that read 'Fuck off' and 'STOP'.
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 26/10/2025
10+ years as a paying Spotify customer. You don't get to run ICE ads, go 'well akshually doesn't violate our terms' and dust your hands. Cool, I have terms too. Byyyyyyyeeeeeee ✌️
Screenshot of Spotify website with the text "You've cancelled your subscription."
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 15/09/2025
Set up DOSBox on a Raspberry Pi with Math Blaster, Reader Rabbit 3, and Treasure Mountain (pictured) so my kid can have educational games to play with relaxed time restrictions. I was obsessed with these games as a kid. The 90's are alive and well in this household.
A vintage computer monitor displaying Treasure Mountain!, a classic 1990 educational game by The Learning Company. The screen shows the Super Seeker character (in red) standing on a snowy mountain landscape filled with colorful gems and treasures. Blue elves are scattered throughout the scene - these can be caught with nets to solve math and reading problems for clues. The game's distinctive blue interface displays "Clue Words," shows 26 coins collected, and includes instructions to "Press [spacebar] to drop coin." This beloved children's game taught ages 5-9 essential skills through adventure-based gameplay where players climb three mountain levels to recover treasures stolen by the Master of Mischief.
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 11/09/2025
Screenshot of chronological Bluesky feed.

Endless Screaming: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (6 minutes ago)

business goose: WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE PANDEMONIUM (6 minutes ago)
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 13/07/2025
Chief Justice John Roberts' head is superimposed on top of Palpatine from Star Wars with the text "I AM THE CONSTITUTION"
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 02/06/2025
Take him OUT back, right? RIGHT?!
Photo of Elon Musk in the Oval Office. Headline: Musk Might Not Be Genuine. Democrats Should Still Take Him Back. Elon Musk is leaving politics, just as climate advocates are starting to appreciate his influence on it. By Debra Kahn
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 11/05/2025
God, I wish.
The words "President Trump" with "President" crossed out and highlighted in red to indicate it was removed from the original text.
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 23/03/2025
Last night marked 13 years of going to Jukebox the Ghost concerts 👻 Will I recover in time to see The Linda Lindas on Wednesday? 🤘
Intimate live music performance in a small venue with dramatic red and blue stage lighting. On stage, a guitarist plays and sings into a microphone while a drummer performs in the background. Star decorations and geometric light fixtures hang overhead, creating an atmospheric ambiance. Silhouettes of audience members are visible in the foreground, watching the performance. The venue has a cozy, indie concert feel with professional lighting effects.
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 17/12/2024
Lmao I love LinkedIn beef
Excerpt from a comment on LinkedIn that reads:

"before writing a critique that reveals your ignorance and limited understanding of issues and history, sit down, listen, and ask questions. People will answer your questions instead making you look like a fool. This is not Twitter."
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 23/09/2024
Why does this bread remind me of Moo Deng
A loaf of bread sitting on a cutting board. It has a bumpy texture. If you use your imagination it might resemble a baby pygmy hippopotamus 🦛
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 17/09/2024
Certified 🔖 My whimsical origin story: lurking dweb rooms on @matrix.org when @why.bsky.team dropped an invite code 🦋
Celebrating ten million users! @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz is a Certified Bluesky Elder having joined as #45,528 on April 27, 2023
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 09/08/2024
Forcing the Trump box to all caps is a nice touch 😂
Meme of a text translation interface.

Input. Detected Language is Trump. "BLUESKY? IT’S WHERE ALL THE LEFT-WING NUTS GO. TWITTER’S FOR THE REAL PEOPLE, AND ELON, HE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. BUT BLUESKY? THAT’S FOR THE ONES WHO LOVE ALF, REMEMBER ALF? HE WAS LIKE A HOG, OR SOMETHING, AN ALIEN HOG! THEY’RE OBSESSED WITH HIM. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE ALF HOG OVER THERE. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH OR AMERICA, JUST THE ALF HOG. VERY BAD. TWITTER IS THE FUTURE, FOLKS, BLUESKY IS... IT’S A JOKE!"

Output. New York Times language. "In a recent commentary, President Trump dismissed Bluesky, a decentralized social network, as a refuge for left-wing users. He praised Elon Musk’s management of Twitter, while associating Bluesky with 'Alf,' a popular 1980s sitcom character who is actually an alien from the planet Melmac, known for his love of eating cats—not a 'hog,' as Trump suggested. Trump’s remarks reflect his continued view of Twitter as the primary platform for genuine political discourse."
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 23/07/2023
There is a chance it was this instead. The combination of these two albums might say a little too much about me as a person 😅
Album cover for Strong Bad Sings from the popular internet cartoon Homestar Runner. In the style of pen sketched on lined notepad paper. Strong Bad is pictured with amps for legs, lightning bolts for arms, and electric guitars protruding from his masked head. The words "STRONG BAD SINGS and other type hits" appear at the top in the same style.
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Alex @aladenrex.eldritch.buzz · 23/07/2023
reskeet with the first album you bought with your own money
Album cover for Mezmerize by System of a Down. A disembodied head with a roman numeral clock face on its forehead stares down at a reflection. The words SYSTEM OF A DOWN appear above the head in white font. The word MEZMERIZE appears below the reflection in red font.
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