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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost

@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Inappropriate. Dyslexic typochondriac. AD⚡HD 🤟 thee/thy/thou (i'm old, dammit) 6,989,722,126th World's Tallest Dwarf. Permanently seated at the kids table.

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 1h
I remember coming home from work hammered & watching him & gene Scott, laughing my ass off 🤦 ah well, Lindsey & Hastert have company.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1h
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 1h
ima need a minute here... 🤣 deadline.com/2026/10/jim-...
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Jim Bakker Dies: Televangelist Was 86
Jim Bakker, the televangelist who built a media empire with former wife Tammy Faye Bakker, has died. He was 86.
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 4h
This made me laugh
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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 1h
What if he doesn’t leave?
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
he did stuff for everybody, yeah- they just bitched incessantly about it
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
I am not 😶
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
she's a trafficker- look up her Romanian adventures
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
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Damn Trailer Park Boys: Tammy's Daaamn Reaction
ALT: Damn Trailer Park Boys: Tammy's Daaamn Reaction
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
hey- any y'all remember when we had a president who just did shit for everybody'n nobody paid attention? me neither.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
they only go up to triplewide and don't have a second story staircase she can sweep down in dramatic fashion and she can milk them to pay for something bigger.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4h
An even bigger avocado called Hoss Avocados
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 2h
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Bill Hader as Stefon: That's Fair SNL Moment
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 3h
with the exception of that accident in shop class- that shit don't happen- and again, the shop teacher had nothin' to do with it.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 3h
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See Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose in Schitt's Creek
ALT: See Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose in Schitt's Creek
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 3h
they just put the ostomy bags in his legs- the reason he tends to list to port when walking is because that tank is more full than the other. makes perfect sense 🤷
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 7h
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 4h
many fine people- on both sides- say he smells like it too.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 5h
no, no... more of a draining cancerous polyp therein
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 5h
it was Baron in a 'borrowed' cybertruck 🤦
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 5h
it was Baron in a Tesla prototype, wasn't it 🤦
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 5h
he's telling the punchline: "you get a dead mouse with an asshole this big"
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 5h
disclosure- met him & the rest of Genesis decades back working their show at the Greek Theater in Berkeley (84?) and he was an absolute f'n delight- a mad little elf dancing thru life with abandon- and was one of my favorite performers thereafter. it's sad when a hero gets old...
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 5h
yeah... but still... I guess between the medical bills & alimony, residuals ain't covering much of it
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 5h
absolutley horrified at what happened to him- not physically or mentally- but in his musical choices over the last 2 decades. the guy went from "In the Air Tonight" to "A Groovy Kind of Love" in 4 Xanax flat.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 6h
I got $50 that says this is one song that won't end up in a Disney flick
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 6h
what's funny is the refineries in Ca that are shutting down are corporate owned- it seems they refuse to be held accountable for environmental damages or the blatant profiteering they've gotten away with over the decades. but sure- it's California's fault.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 6h
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Barack Obama's Iconic Mic Drop
ALT: Barack Obama's Iconic Mic Drop
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 9h
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Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 7h
man, you get a pass 😂
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 9h
"identify all pictographs with chariots to proceed"
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 9h
"identify all squares with chariots"
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 9h
composting would work 🤷
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 9h
it's a kink, man 🤷
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 11h
you'd think an $800 million hit would prevent them from doing that but nooooooooo.....
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 11h
Lindsey, greeting Dennis Hastert
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Princess Peach: Welcome to Hell
ALT: Princess Peach: Welcome to Hell
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 12h
that'n she didn't want to use her own phone to broadcast with 🤷
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 12h
🥰😘
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Good Omens Crowley
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 12h
genuinely surprised Leavitt ended up on Fox- she had that OANN vibe.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 12h
"same shit, different eon"
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 13h
"...a trunk full of clothes, 2 kilos of sticky & a book of blank checks 'donated' by a neighbor's kid" 😶
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 16h
Vibrate a shallow pool at just the right frequency and the surface erupts into geometric Faraday waves, a resonance trick physicists have studied since 1831.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 13h
it was the 60's in SF. I wasn't allowed to drink anything offered by anyone not directly related and even then I had to share, just in case.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 13h
🤣🤣 mornin' Zee
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Crafting a Bacon Roses Bouquet
ALT: Crafting a Bacon Roses Bouquet
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 19h
Let me out! Let me ou- Oh, I am free.
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 13h
G'mhrglmph.. Shock, adjust, repeat.
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Unimpressed Man with Glasses
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Police identified the motorcyclist accused of attacking Tenaya Stanford, but his name still has NOT been released. Stanford says he followed her for miles while her 1-year-old was in the car, smashed her window, grabbed her by the hair, dragged her into the street and beat her with a steering lock.
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hopeful66 @hopeful66.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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