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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m not supposed to say anything, and I’m not telling who wins the midterm, but Talarico’s head in a jar becomes president of earth in 3016, beating out Nixon’s head in a jar by 10 points, but squeaking by the Undead Pain Alien with only 2 points. Via @jamestalarico.bsky.social #jamestalarico

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Today in history, September 14th! In 2789, full contact disco takes over the dance floor, causing many injuries and becoming a deadly martial art by 2900. Also today, Turtle Man continues to show us he’s DEFINITELY still alive! Via @stevefm20.bsky.social #todayinhistory #turtles #disco #zombie

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Today in history, September 13th! In 2755, genetically engineered centaurs were banned from horse racing, accused of being their own jockeys. Also today, enjoy paying 6 bucks at the pump! Via @carlquintanilla.bsky.social #todayinhistory #straitofhormuz #babalmendeb #centaurs

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So speaking as Josh and not Al’s Head, today’s big for me. My own today in History: On September 11 2002 I enlisted in the army to serve as an infantryman. The wars hadn’t kicked off yet, they wouldn’t until I was in basic. 3 tours, 37 months of war, 30 jumps, 8 years.

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Today in history, September 11th! In 2001, terrorists flew planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon, and attempted a third but was thwarted and crashed into a field. It is the central defining moment for American culture in the 21st century.

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

A second today in history! In 2145, lie detection via testicular speed-bagging is made legal thanks to President Francis De La Hoya, 59th President and great-great grandson of Oscar. Also today, this guy opens his lie-hole again. Via @patti3333.bsky.social #todayinhistory #speedbagging #liar

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m back! I needed to detach for a bit but I return! Ans we have ALOT to talk about.

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Sorry I’ve been gone a bit, but I’ll be back to telling you about the future and current stuff tomorrow

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Another today in history, colonizers continue to abuse indigenous children. #childabuse

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Today in History, May 15th In 2279, a virus convinces all iPhones into believing they are androids, causing existential meltdowns in the phone AIs. Also today, Temu Tom Haveford plays “treat yo self” on the taxpayer dime. #todayinhistory #kashpatel #taxpayermoney #parksandrec

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

This is the shit you deal with fighting magats

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Listen to God, I met him in 2460 after the third coming of Jesus. The second coming was kind of a bust, his pyrotechnic guy wasn’t great. Nice guy, shitty followers. Follow @thegodshow.com you heathens!

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Today in History, April 24th! In 2367, the Slug Planet begins its 5 war against the Salt Miners Union for mining dangerous minerals. Also today, Donny Dead Hands AKA Grandpa the Flatulent takes a lil nap during a briefing. Via @joncooper-us.bsky.social #todayinhistory #trumpnaps #slug #geriatric

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Normally I have a little today in history but today, it’s fuck Vance. I’ve been a former Catholic longer than he’s been an actual Catholic, Holy Father doesn’t need the advice from a layman about something he dedicated his entire life to. #catholicism #jdvance

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Wishing this fabulously competent—and joyful—crew a safe return to a planet that, frankly, doesn't deserve them.

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Today in history, Easter Edition! In 2709, a real life Easter bunny was engineered for the President’s party. It went insane and killed everyone with blasts of “chocolate”. Also today, grandpa Donnie started sundowning again. Via @jack2011.bsky.social #easter #killerbunny #poop #trumpisamoron

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

We need your help please. Please share. Chaco Culture National Historical Park in New Mexico is a UNESCO World Heritage Site containing over a thousand years of Indigenous history ancient ruins, sacred sites, and cultural landmarks built by the ancestors of today’s Pueblo peoples.

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dharmalee3❌👑 @dharmalee3.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Retired General and combat veteran Shawn Harris is running for Congress in Georgia, looking to fill the seat that Marjorie Taylor Greene vacated this year.

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Ret. General Runs for MTG's SEAT in CONGRESS

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

ANOTHER today in history!! In 2598, Earth’s first schizophrenic President Jim Jacobs and his alter ego/ VP Jacob Jim declare soup illegal. Equally as inexplicable is the popularity of the declaration. Also today, a tool gets fired! Via @crockett.house.gov #todayinhistory #pambondi #yourefired

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Today in history, April 2! Today in 2270, In honor of Artemis’ launch, the Moon elects me as its first Emperor! I serve two terms and was followed by my VE, Veth the Moon Worm. Also today, we return! Love and luck Artemis!! Via @the-science-guys.bsky.social #artemis #themoon #todayinhistory #nasa

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Today in history, March 8th! In 2411, the all woman Amazonian military destroys the all male Incel Troll kingdom on Urectum, which had recently changed its name from Uranus to stop all the jokes. Happy international women’s day!! Via @kackbro.bsky.social #internationalwomensday #uranus #amazons

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I’m not even doing a “today in history” to lampoon this man. He doesn’t need my help, @fetterman.senate.gov is an absolute joke all by himself. slob’s word slop matched his couch potato existence. Via @atrupar.com

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Oh did I tell yall that I designed a tshirt? We’re donating a third of the proceeds to a pro immigrant organization! Please go buy it! If you do I’ll throw in some stickers or something, I dunno. #threadless #buymyshirt #fuckice Abolish Comics #1 xolotldesigns.threadless.com/designs/abol...

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Abolish Comics #1 Men's T-Shirt | Xolotl Designs

Abolish Comics #1 on Men's T-Shirt – Show your (lack of) support for unjust immigration practices! 1/3rd of the proceeds go to The Bail Project.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

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Andy @andyoregon.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported. He finally died. I am so angry. www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...

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‘No one deserves this’: Beaverton father dies after deportation to Mexico

A Beaverton family is grieving after the father, who was detained and deported by ICE, has now died.

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

RIP to a truly influential and complex man.

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Today in history, February 17! Today in 2551, the Holy Order of OutKast form their own nation, the Duchy of Stankonia. They immediately drop bombs over Baghdad. Also today, modern troglodyte Fetterman continues his spiral. Via @atrupar.com #todayinhistory #fetterman #troglodyte

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Today in history, February 12th! Today in 2691, DOOP forces fail to stop the virus people of plagus 7 from giving themselves to the people of Rigel 9. Also, @crockett.house.gov fries a MAGA hack like onion rings. Via @liberalgigi3.sheshed.rocks #todayinhistory #repcrockett #virus #magasucks

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Gigi✌🏼🌷🤟🏼 @liberalgigi3.sheshed.rocks · 12/02/2026

Pam Bondi is an embarrassment to women everywhere. When Epstein survivors asked for truth, she chose shouting & power over justice. Ignoring victims isn’t strength it’s cowardice. History remembers who spoke up & who looked away. Rep. Jasmine Crockett is a SHERO🔥💙💪🏼 #SheShed #DefendersofDemocracy

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Today in history, February 4th! Today in 2421, the United Groundhog Front, a rodent 5th column, sink Punxsutawney into the ground in defiance of centuries of subjugation. Also today, SCOTUS upholds democratic defiance of fascism. Via @kyledcheney.bsky.social #todayinhistory #scotus #groundhogs

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Today in history, January 30th! Today in 2676, sleeping is added as an Olympic sport. The currrent record holder is The sleep demon from Sonos 9 with 30 medals. Also today, child rapists tried to hide their evil. TRIED. Via @gmf1369.bsky.social #todayinhistory #olympics #sleep #epsteinfiles

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Today in history, January 29th! Today in 2595, New New York, built atop the ruins of Old New York after its destruction in the Space Koala Invasion, is founded. Also today, Washington state forces Ice to be accountable. Via @washingtonstatestandard.com #todayinhistory #fuckice #koalas

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

You will never see them going after actual criminals because @icegov.bsky.social is a bunch of weaklings that think children are a danger. I can’t wait till Nuremberg 2.0

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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Folks if you use crunch fitness, may I suggest a new gym. I have here manager guidance on how to deal with ICE, and it’s basically “let them in to harass patrons and your fellow coworkers as they see fit.” Tell them how repugnant they are by boycotting them. #boycott #crunchfitness #fuckice

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/01/2026

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

GERMAN PRESIDENT STEINMEIER: “.. the United States has broken with the values that it helped to establish .. “.. we have now moved beyond the stage where we can lament the lack of respect for international law or the erosion of the international order; we are far beyond that, I believe.”

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

In fucking disgusted. I’m off social media today.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/01/2026

POV: this energy for the New Year 🔥

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Today in History, December 30th! Today in the year 2881, alien slugs from Altair 5 are found guilty for going back in time and causing trumps “victory.” Their entire planet is destroyed. Also today, artists choose integrity over money. @gtconway.bsky.social #todayinhistory #kennedycenter #slugs

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Al Gore’s Head @al-gores-head.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

No lies detected. I was a Mexican man in the army, it was hostile under Democrat presidents. I can’t imagine how it is under openly racist fascist ones. If you’re not following my fellow vet @usarmyoverlord.bsky.social what are you even doing with your life?? follow him! #usarmy #pocsoldier #vet

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