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akpittman.bsky.social

@akpittman.bsky.social
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Author, Connoisseur of Pop Culture, Middle School Teacher.

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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Someone needs to learn the difference between mimicking and mocking.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Booker: I’m standing for Jersey
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Just realized I am subconsciously doing the same, lol.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I honestly don't understand why maga would be mad about the coverup. Doesn't it protect their guy?
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I truly do not understand: given the photos like this, I don't understand why MAGA is upset that Bondi ended the story. Wouldn't they want their guy protected?
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
So true, but it was true in November 2024, too. I just keep falling into discouragement, and today just kicked my ass.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Work will make you free.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
We've just been let down so many times before.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Did they say, "Sir. Bring us Peace." With tears in their eyes.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
It is visceral.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
He forgot to thank us for our attention to this matter.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Immediate screenshot and put in phone tbr file.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Add some snaps and we might have our next Hamilton.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Add some snaps and we might have our next Hamilton.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
....at a military parade for a millionaire's son.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Yes. Now, they all need to VOTE. November 2028 is a long way off. We need these margins.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Just here to say how much I love that book. I feel like I'm actually falling in love every time I read it. I blush and giggle and get butterflies of both delight and dread. And it is cathartically sad and hopeful.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Lol...actually waiting on the imminent arrival of gramdbaby #2!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
This is what happens when you read your Bible but don't read the room.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
That depends. Do you have a supple wrist?
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Today wasn't Taco Tuesday, but it was taco twoday, because I had tacos for breakfast and tacos for supper with extra schadenfreude sauce.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'll be doing some summer reading shopping...
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
OK. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll delete in disgrace, but does this mean we will have a Pope who can vote in our next election?
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
We had twins, and teeth were falling out everywhere, and we'd forget which kid lost what and put the dollar under the wrong pillow...so we just sat them down, told them the truth, and bought the video game system they wanted to cover all future teeth.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I think people play-pretend to negotiate with him to keep him busy. Like, ooooh! Who's on the phone? It's Chi-nah! Want to talk to Chi-nah!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I obsessively LOVE this book.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I have spent decades listening to Middle School book talks. Way too wordy is a common refrain. She would get a failing grade for lack of scene reference, lol
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Best. Would totally crash from Texas.
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 18/04/2025
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Cartoon panel one, man to child: I'll give you something to cry about.
Panel two, a book: being an author is mostly marketing
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It's the most right-wing evangelical thing ever that they set up a concentration camp in a country named after Jesus.
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RC deWinter @rcdewinter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I have the pop-up book for this!!!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Dark Places, set in the midst of it, is my favorite Gillian Flynn novel.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
And who decides what qualifies as anti-Christian bias?
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
First country on the list? Georgeglassistan.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
First country on the list? Georgeglassistan
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Off topic, but my husband and I always cheersed each other when that word was used in the TV show House. Every episode.
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Nate Blouin @nateforutah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov spoke for 25 hours on the criminality depravity of our president. I can't wait for Part 2!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Super happy for the winning...but I miss the days when this Texas girl didn't give a hoot about the Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Cannot WAIT to read this one!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Every loser who voted to confirm this guy needs to be buried under a mountain of Reply All.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Declaring something is invalid doesn’t mean that it is. Write that with your autopen.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Please tell me I'm not the only one who reads in a fog until I get to the words "A big win for democracy!"
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Sheila Burpee Duncan @sheilabduncan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
#vss365 fall asleep scrolling to lullaby of outrage miss our wake-up call #lullaby
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
At a local burger place for a Spring Break Saturday night date, and it looks, feels, and sounds like a J6 reunion.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I've had this buried trickle of hope that the midterms might bring a meaningful shift and get us out of this, but today's vote kind of killed that.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/03/2025
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I just watched the first season over this last week. Now I'm worried to go on...
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