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akpittman.bsky.social

@akpittman.bsky.social
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Author, Connoisseur of Pop Culture, Middle School Teacher.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Booker: I’m standing for Jersey
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Add some snaps and we might have our next Hamilton.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Lol...actually waiting on the imminent arrival of gramdbaby #2!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Today wasn't Taco Tuesday, but it was taco twoday, because I had tacos for breakfast and tacos for supper with extra schadenfreude sauce.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'll be doing some summer reading shopping...
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
OK. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, and I'll delete in disgrace, but does this mean we will have a Pope who can vote in our next election?
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Septimus Brown @septimusbrown.com · 18/04/2025
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Cartoon panel one, man to child: I'll give you something to cry about.
Panel two, a book: being an author is mostly marketing
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It's the most right-wing evangelical thing ever that they set up a concentration camp in a country named after Jesus.
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RC deWinter @rcdewinter.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
First country on the list? Georgeglassistan
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Nate Blouin @nateforutah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov spoke for 25 hours on the criminality depravity of our president. I can't wait for Part 2!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Super happy for the winning...but I miss the days when this Texas girl didn't give a hoot about the Supreme Court seat in Wisconsin.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Cannot WAIT to read this one!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Every loser who voted to confirm this guy needs to be buried under a mountain of Reply All.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Declaring something is invalid doesn’t mean that it is. Write that with your autopen.
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Sheila Burpee Duncan @sheilabduncan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
#vss365 fall asleep scrolling to lullaby of outrage miss our wake-up call #lullaby
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
At a local burger place for a Spring Break Saturday night date, and it looks, feels, and sounds like a J6 reunion.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 10/03/2025
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Captain America SPOILER: in which an orangish monster president, under the mind control of an evil genius, destroys Washington.
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jetag.bsky.social @jetag.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I hope at tonight's 30-hour filibuster the Dems talk about the inauguration of my 7th graders
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Mythworks is making the Myth Work @mythworks.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
January, 2025, in which we all learn how to spell Colombia.
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Lúl Rýzooo @itsreallycj.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This is rom com gold. Girl has to choose between cozy cabin and flashy high rise.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I love that my phone recognizes the word magamorons.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’m not at all surprised. 💙
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I am not cowed, but I am very sad. I am sad for so many, people facing upheaval in their lives, with their families, at work, and in their communities. I am sad because it is being done out of hate, and also out of spite. I am sad because it is going to get much worse.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
So, my mother, who is a consummate consumer of cable news, had no idea he didn't put his hand on the Bible at the swearing in. She knew Melania was late arriving with the bibles, but no idea about the hand. Was it not reported???
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
An absolute favorite.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
In a church of Franklin Grahams, be a Bishop Mariann Budde.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I have never seen anybody drink as much water during a Congressional hearing as Hegseth.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My Disney peeps...you really need to shop Etsy for your ears. They are unique and varied and so much less expensive than the ones in the Park shops.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I have not listened to his voice since the day before the election, and plan never to hear it again in his lifetime. I will refer to him as Felon 47, never speaking his name.
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/01/2025
Thou shalt not promise lower grocery prices and then deliver war against Panama, Canada, and Greenland.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Experiencing writer nightmare today...a wash of great ideas in the shower, and un-cancelable plans all day. Hoping my sticky note is legible later!
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My reading goal for 2025 is the same as my goal for 2024... to finish reading Covenant of Water.
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/12/2024
Jimmy refused to put one toe in 2025. Can you blame him?
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I dropped cable the day after the election. Now, visiting my parents for Christmas, watching @katiephang.bsky.social , and it's like a hit of dopamine. Also, coffee and cookies...
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Sigh. Well, the mail has come and it looks like I'll be one gift short tomorrow. I'd rather give a gift late than scrounge for a last minute substitute. After all, Christmas is a Season, isn't it?
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Today's agenda:
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
This is my absolute favorite Christmas movie.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I mean... I haven't seen the movie yet, but now I really can't wait.
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akpittman.bsky.social @akpittman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Fingers crossed for Summerland @michaelchabon.bsky.social
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/12/2024
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas. Hit us up @hallmarkchannel.bsky.social @netflix.com 🙏
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