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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸

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I play guitar and post nonsense about PL. @smasher164@hachyderm.io, @smasher164 on twitter

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 09/09/2026
willow is doing what jacob collier thinks he’s doing
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 08/09/2026
two men walk into a gay bar. one of them leaves a licensed attorney and the other goes home drunk
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 03/09/2026
more of an attack than an answer really
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 03/09/2026
oppenheimer soundtrack playing as you ask claude to do a breakthrough
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 03/09/2026
what do we say to the god of death? *cuts to hilary duff in So Yesterday*
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 03/09/2026
my race is like thor’s hammer. i will only tell you if you’re pure of heart
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 26/08/2026
Why do I need a million guards to prevent claude from fucking up? Why can't it just do the right thing in the first place?
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 18/08/2026
yooooo
Claude output with:
* Thought for 7s
* The depth is green with the money shot to prove it — viewing before the commit:
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 06/08/2026
"aesthetic contemplation temporarily alleviates suffering" i say as i break in my new pumas
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 15/07/2026
you're telling me a taylor seried this function?
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 13/07/2026
Microwaves only need two buttons: “Add 30 Secs” and “Stop”
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 13/07/2026
Fable 5 access is gonna be the WinRar free trial of our time.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 30/06/2026
The Love Island discourse reminds me of how morally bankrupt people are.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 29/06/2026
everyone's got bigint and bigfloat, but nobody talks about bigbool. gflat will come with arbitrary precision bools
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 28/06/2026
shift-reduce-recycle
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 28/06/2026
trying to hedonically adapt to a state of suffering but the state of suffering's got hands
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 26/06/2026
Wrote a tutorial on type inference that covers HM, bidirectional type-checking, row polymorphism, newtypes, type annotations, and the value restriction. Check it out! www.blog.akhil.cc/type-inferen...
blog.akhil.cc
Type Inference (Part 1)
A tutorial on Hindley Milner type inference.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 17/06/2026
Harlem: Dream Drop Distance
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 16/06/2026
Given how trivial it is for mythos-class models to identify an exploit, I’m going to assume any sufficiently large project written in C, C++, or Zig is riddled with latent vulnerabilities and compromised.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 30/05/2026
I think I'm starting to prefer flawed language more. Seeing people's writing with their own quirks and grammatical errors serves as a way to know you're getting something authentic.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 29/05/2026
"i don't believe in copyright" says the guy who wants to steal your work
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 21/05/2026
same
Claude code saying "Thought for 0s"
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 19/05/2026
i wonder how many people like claude because they never got good at vim
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 17/05/2026
Claude is doodoo at OCaml
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Max Woolf @minimaxir.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Reddit post: In "The Odyssey" (2026), Odysseus speaks with a Boston accent, despite being from Ithaca, which is in New York.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 06/05/2026
If your name is unique enough, I won’t parenthesize it in my contacts with where I met you.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 05/05/2026
my cat has two moods: sleeping and biting
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This is a reason that Anthropic’s warnings ring hollow. It appears hypocritical to constantly warn that AI will lead to mass layoffs while building the leading tool(s) driving mass layoffs in the software industry. There is no “human cloning is bad but we’re the top human cloning company” CEO on TV
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 16/03/2026
zendaya looking fine as hell tonight
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 15/03/2026
god please stop sending me fixer-uppers
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 13/03/2026
the reasons for flushing early are different for public and private restrooms
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 13/03/2026
to live is to find street parking
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 09/03/2026
Known for Algol 60, CSP, Hoare logic, Quicksort, and more--any single one of Tony Hoare's accomplishments is remarkable on its own. RIP to a legend.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 09/03/2026
white girls only think i look feminine cause they have to pay for lip filler not to look like patrick star
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 27/12/2025
seattle has great coffee shops because none of the baristas are straight
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 18/12/2025
I had a dream that I got my instagram back 😭
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 18/12/2025
But can dialectics consider statistical significance?
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 15/12/2025
who tows the tow truck??
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 01/12/2025
Where am I supposed to find a pear tree at this hour?
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 24/11/2025
“My lord, I brought you their precious heirlooms.” *peers away from the rank odor* “Where are the jewels?” “They are a family of farmers. These tomatoes have been passed down for generations.”
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 24/11/2025
One’s character is not so easily compartmentalized. An impulsive cheater who stumbles into drama in their relationships is bound to the same dynamic in academic and professional settings.
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 19/11/2025
rolling up to the thanksgiving potluck and door-dashing a casserole
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 05/11/2025
i had tremendous respect for your institution before they accepted me
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 05/11/2025
in honor dick cheney’s demise, i’ll repost my greatest work: dick cheeseney
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 05/11/2025
it is henceforth illegal to rhyme “books” with “bell hooks”
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 25/10/2025
apparently the caesarian has nothing to do with a caesar salad
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 25/10/2025
tfw you got the “arigato gozaimasu” loaded up but your friend wants to order dessert
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Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 25/10/2025
if you want to shamelessly repeat something, just do a key change
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