Reposted by Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture 81520176
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 08/09/2026two men walk into a gay bar. one of them leaves a licensed attorney and the other goes home drunk 001
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 03/09/2026oppenheimer soundtrack playing as you ask claude to do a breakthrough 000
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 03/09/2026what do we say to the god of death? *cuts to hilary duff in So Yesterday* 000
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 03/09/2026my race is like thor’s hammer. i will only tell you if you’re pure of heart 000
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 26/08/2026Why do I need a million guards to prevent claude from fucking up? Why can't it just do the right thing in the first place? 220
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 06/08/2026"aesthetic contemplation temporarily alleviates suffering" i say as i break in my new pumas 010
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 13/07/2026Microwaves only need two buttons: “Add 30 Secs” and “Stop” 000
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 13/07/2026Fable 5 access is gonna be the WinRar free trial of our time. 020
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 30/06/2026The Love Island discourse reminds me of how morally bankrupt people are. 010
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 29/06/2026everyone's got bigint and bigfloat, but nobody talks about bigbool. gflat will come with arbitrary precision bools 130
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 28/06/2026trying to hedonically adapt to a state of suffering but the state of suffering's got hands 000
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 26/06/2026Wrote a tutorial on type inference that covers HM, bidirectional type-checking, row polymorphism, newtypes, type annotations, and the value restriction. Check it out! www.blog.akhil.cc/type-inferen...blog.akhil.ccType Inference (Part 1)A tutorial on Hindley Milner type inference. 032
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 16/06/2026Given how trivial it is for mythos-class models to identify an exploit, I’m going to assume any sufficiently large project written in C, C++, or Zig is riddled with latent vulnerabilities and compromised. 020
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 30/05/2026I think I'm starting to prefer flawed language more. Seeing people's writing with their own quirks and grammatical errors serves as a way to know you're getting something authentic. 020
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 29/05/2026"i don't believe in copyright" says the guy who wants to steal your work 030
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 19/05/2026i wonder how many people like claude because they never got good at vim 100
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 06/05/2026If your name is unique enough, I won’t parenthesize it in my contacts with where I met you. 000
Reposted by Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This is a reason that Anthropic’s warnings ring hollow. It appears hypocritical to constantly warn that AI will lead to mass layoffs while building the leading tool(s) driving mass layoffs in the software industry. There is no “human cloning is bad but we’re the top human cloning company” CEO on TV 831850
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 13/03/2026the reasons for flushing early are different for public and private restrooms 020
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 09/03/2026Known for Algol 60, CSP, Hoare logic, Quicksort, and more--any single one of Tony Hoare's accomplishments is remarkable on its own. RIP to a legend. 1102
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 09/03/2026white girls only think i look feminine cause they have to pay for lip filler not to look like patrick star 010
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 27/12/2025seattle has great coffee shops because none of the baristas are straight 010
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 24/11/2025“My lord, I brought you their precious heirlooms.” *peers away from the rank odor* “Where are the jewels?” “They are a family of farmers. These tomatoes have been passed down for generations.” 030
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 24/11/2025One’s character is not so easily compartmentalized. An impulsive cheater who stumbles into drama in their relationships is bound to the same dynamic in academic and professional settings. 020
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 19/11/2025rolling up to the thanksgiving potluck and door-dashing a casserole 110
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 05/11/2025i had tremendous respect for your institution before they accepted me 070
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 05/11/2025in honor dick cheney’s demise, i’ll repost my greatest work: dick cheeseney 040
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 05/11/2025it is henceforth illegal to rhyme “books” with “bell hooks” 000
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 25/10/2025apparently the caesarian has nothing to do with a caesar salad 010
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 25/10/2025tfw you got the “arigato gozaimasu” loaded up but your friend wants to order dessert 010
Akhil Indurti 🇵🇸 @akhil.cc · 25/10/2025if you want to shamelessly repeat something, just do a key change 000