Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 13hIt is hard now to avoid the conclusion that HE does not know, does not understand or does not care what he says anymore. And that’s just great. 030
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 14hIncredible. Mad. Is this ceasefire in the room with us now??theguardian.comTrump announces partial ceasefire in Ukraine war as Zelenskyy says deal is ‘news to me’Ukrainian president earlier rejected US call for Kyiv to stop bombing oil refineries, saying Moscow must first end attacks on energy infrastructure 050
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 19hLooking at our dogs and honestly thinking I understand how they think more than I understand the thinking of a person who could vote Republican in the US right now 031
Reposted by Alan KellyKeith Connolly @limerick4inarow.bsky.social · 20hLads… #speirgorm #speirghorm 23810
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 23hIs there anything to be said for giving him another FIFA Peace Prize? 050
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026High praise considering Willie used to go drinking with George Washington 1120
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Very much enjoyed The Social Reckoning- not quite peak Sorkin but close to it and really well done, gripping and timely (although those who might need its message most are probably the least likely to see it).static.klipy.comMark Zuckerberg EnoughALT: Mark Zuckerberg Enough 120
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One of the funniest ways to drive someone to paranoia is to ask “if you could change one thing about yourself besides the obvious, what would it be?” 140
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026WTAF did his parents expect???theguardian.comCandidate named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in PeruLeftwing Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores beats far-right candidate in election in remote district of Andes 330
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Good opportunity to point out that the UPF debate would make you think food manufacturers can add any old crap to food without care for safety but in the EU, TG, a wall of fearless food agencies and regulations protects consumers. 120
Reposted by Alan KellyTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My latest @newscientist.com cartoon 2943571569
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“You’ve made your bed, now lie in it” A cautionary warning in most cases, unless it’s the last line in a set of IKEA instructions. 170
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I felt a great disturbance on the net. A million bots suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced 051
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026[between loud sobs]”but who…who is this other person you are giving it to?” “Oh she works at the UN, you wouldn’t know her” 040
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I personally don’t think Claude was being polite when it stole one of my books without permission for training purposes (Yes I am in the lawsuit) 010
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The exception of course is printers. It’s okay to hate them. Because they hate us. 100
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That’s an interesting take and I can absolutely see your point, but think the argument about Claude goes too far 100
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Anthropomorphism: giving human traits, emotions, or physical forms to non-human things. Anthropicmorphism: that but sillier Might as well say “I embarrassed my toaster earlier but I think it has forgiven me”theguardian.comAnthropic bans users from ‘needless abusive or cruel behavior’ towards ClaudeA spokesperson for the tech company did not specify what kind of behavior would be considered abusive 240
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Second worst in-theatre experience by an Abraham Lincolntheguardian.comThousands turn out to welcome weary USS Lincoln sailors after fraught stretch at seaMilitary families admit ‘mixed emotions’ as aircraft carrier finally returns to San Diego after grueling deployment that took severe toll 091
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sam Ctrlaltdelman must have a hilarious dilemma right now 000
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m old enough to remember when stuff occasionally made sense. 411224
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is any of this [waves hand] room in the room with us right now? 140
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Interested to hear your take on the end in due course 110
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Did you get to the end? Michael Goves sideburns mesmerized me as a side note 110
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The apocalypse but your email inbox is carefully curated 031
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That’s like a hobbit set up home in a hippo’s mouth 010
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hope he doesn’t have any very specific weak spots his opponents can target. 030
Alan Kelly @akellyucc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Apparently tickets for Slane next year could be up to €500. The Cure in June were €100. Just saying. RTÉ News: Oasis ticket price court case delayed over expert report 020