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Akilla Cooper

@akelacooper.bsky.social
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Hollywood writer whose stuff you may have seen: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1, Luke Cage. Malignant. M3GAN. The Nun 2. The Boulet Bros. Holiday of Horrors (with a directing credit!). It's a pleasure scaring the shit outta you.

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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 2h
When someone asks a “question” like this it’s because they believe all men are rapists who will rape if given the opportunity and puts the responsibility of rape solely on women. They never pass blame to the victims in any other crime.
@a1cking.bsky.social@a1cking.bsky.social
This is not a popular question but I am not looking for popularity points. Is a female who drinks and drugs herself to the point of passing out in any way responsible for what stupid college boys do? If one of the boys asks if she is ok and maybe needs to leave pointing out anything of value?
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 3h
The thing we all knew would happen is happening. We expected our elected officials to stop this and they failed us.
@livesquawknews.bsky.social@livesquawknews.bsky.social
Skydance CEOs Acknowledge Layoffs Will Be Coming After Paramount-WBD Merger – Variety variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com
Skydance CEOs Acknowledge Layoffs Will Be Coming After Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger: Read the Full Memo
Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery have officially merged into Skydance Corp. And the top leaders have notified the new company's staffers that layoffs are in the offing.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 3h
We won't because for some godforsaken reason Democrats and moderates are scared shitless to hold the right accountable for anything they say or do (or maybe they quietly agree, who knows).
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 3h
That everyone at that rally cheered should show you we are well past ever being a united nation. That's a centrist fantasy. These assholes were cheering for *fellow Republicans* to die. The Republican party is irredeemable and goddamn we and our politicians should start acting like it.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 3h
This is nothing but screaming into the void but the president of the united states invited a foreign country to bomb two American cities. Fuck the right's excuses that he was "joking." Had Obama or Biden said anything like this the right would be apoplectic and they would be impeached immediately.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 17h
I’m 45 years old and I still have to check which is which between “desert” and “dessert.” Sometimes the English language is unnecessarily confusing.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 20h
May he never work in Hollywood again. He’s done enough damage.
@avclub.com@avclub.com
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
avclub.com
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
In a video address to employees on the eve of the Paramount takeover, David Zaslav says it’s been an "honor" to oversee so many HBO name changes. 
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 20h
It’s barely a week into October and I’ve already seen two ads for Christmas shopping. Capitalism is a sickness.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Jags and the Panthers won their respective Kitty Bowl games today. If only we could schedule an extra game between them to settle who is the best at Kitty Football.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We live in a bad parody
@christiannightmare.bsky.social@christiannightmare.bsky.social
"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That game was all the way up our ass. And yet we pulled it out.
static.klipy.com
Geminifourth Gemini Norawit
ALT: Geminifourth Gemini Norawit
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m still in shock. #Rams
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m relieved we pulled that win off but fucking hell there are still SO many issues that need to be fixed
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my fucking god…
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s become overwhelmingly clear that we did not deserve the pre-season hype. The Rams are not up to the task. 😔
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s 70 million, I believe. But we ain’t making the playoffs like this
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy that shitshow of a game ended in a W but even with that win Riley should be fired. #FightOn #USC
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have never seen anything like that. Two defensive players just pushing tue receiver forward. It’s like they don’t want to win. Lincoln Riley is getting fired after this game. #usc
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
↪ Replying to @thefienprint.bsky.social
I have two overpriced smartwater bottles and I know I’m still gonna pay for this tomorrow
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t want to waste empathy on fuck-ups but it’s gotta be a helluva thing trying to coach when you know your job’s on the line if you lose. Hell, even if we win Riley’s job is on the line cause we are playing like ass right now
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
↪ Replying to @thefienprint.bsky.social
And there was booing. After we got the taunting call. It was hotter than a tampon in Satan’s asshole at the start but we’re now in the shade
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
↪ Replying to @goldengateblond.bsky.social
He also has to seek protection from his mama. That probably made the taunting worse
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s more photos of the big balls squirrel!
shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social
thank you to @mgiraldi.bsky.social, who pointed me to the insta acct for the photographer (www.instagram.com/kevinlohmanp...). the story and the other two photos are 24k gold.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
USC defense once again couldn’t stop a sneeze.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
↪ Replying to @thefienprint.bsky.social
I’m at the game and the USC fans have basically accepted this mediocrity and that’s how bad it’s gotten. No one’s upset when we fuck up.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t listen to the clip but if it’s one of those guys who’s “pheromonaxxing” he needs to learn a leason.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This could be about… so many men
@soraya.press@soraya.press
He's such a proud rapist
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I put on two layers of deodorant and that’s probably not gonna be enough 😑
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
↪ Replying to @erichaywood.bsky.social
🤣
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On campus at USC and holy shit. I grew up in humidity but this heatwave is no joke. I see why LA City EMD sent the alert asking people to stay inside 🥵
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*left to lose. Damn typo
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Before you have nothing let to lose you might as well try
@docdeezwhat.bsky.social@docdeezwhat.bsky.social
To Valhalla
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the kind of show that would have killed and thrived on the CW. Alas, streaming.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey hey! One thing I can *finally* (FINALLY!) talk about! Love working with @stonekitestudios.bsky.social and can’t wait to show you what we’ve got. Extra special shout out and love to @cjward.bsky.social. Stay tuned! www.gamesindustry.biz/bungie-co-fo...
gamesindustry.biz
Bungie co-founder and Destiny 2 narrative director launch transmedia studio Stone Kite
"Instead of starting in one medium and adapting outward, we bring global creators from different disciplines to shape the world together"
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“oi me beans” sent me over.
@kennylogins.bsky.social@kennylogins.bsky.social
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can only surmise that Newsom knows he has no shot in hell at the presidency so he's angling for a job in a tech think tank post-governorship
@techcrunch.com@techcrunch.com
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
techcrunch.com
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is the psy-op to drive people insane from the amount of times we have to see Kylie and Jason's Sunday Ticket ads?
@mmfa.bsky.social@mmfa.bsky.social
TheBlaze's Allie Beth Stuckey says Taylor Swift and the Kelces “are all part of a psy-op” that helps Democrats
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's very much NOT mind-boggling. We suck donkey balls right now and you can't blame any foreigner for not wanting to deal with our bullshit
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. We’re the only major country in the world losing visitation,” the head of the US Travel Association said. “It’s mind-boggling.” @semafor.com www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow, I’d miss that Rep Eric Schmidt was from Missouri. Fuckin hell can my home state elect someone who’s not abusive or a fucking clown.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Periodic reminder that it’s okay to keep some things to yourself. ew.com/raven-symone...
ew.com
Raven-Symoné says she wears a diaper around the house while menstruating, with a ‘baby T-shirt and a binky’
Raven-Symoné got candid about liking ‘outside the box’ period products during the latest episode of her ‘Tea Time’ podcast with wife Miranda Pearman-Maday.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the few saving graces of the Trump era is that he chose to champion and surround himself with goddamn morons. Their loyalty is perfectly matched with their lack of intelligence.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is horrifying. Another painful example that Republicans do not care about women.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's a radical idea: release the film as intended and then--here me out--that's it. That's the film. Remember when we'd get extra scenes on the DVD/Bluray? Brint that back.
@discussingfilm.net@discussingfilm.net
A theatrical re-release of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is happening with new scenes included. One will be the scene featuring Claire Temple. (Source: Deadline)
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BIG MAN GO SMACKY SMACKY FOR A 6TH TIME
@discussingfilm.net@discussingfilm.net
‘REACHER’ has already been renewed for Season 6. Season 5 is currently in production.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
↪ Replying to @erichaywood.bsky.social
I have many questions but the first is why the hell is there sugar in your flosspick water????
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some day the #Rams will play four full quarters of football. Today was not that day. I can only hope I see it this season.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If only our defense hadn’t shit the bed during the third quarter we wouldn’t be in this position. Defense let us down this game. #Rams
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not so far. If the call is legit my phone will ring/vibrate. the call comes through
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve used it and so far it’s been great for scam calls. Phone doesn’t even ring. For legit calls it does route it to me pretty quickly and it learns phone numbers that aren’t scams.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!??!?
Akilla Cooper@akelacooper.bsky.social
Well this has turned to shit. #Rams
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