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Mike Abrams

@akamikeabrams.bsky.social
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The only thing I know is that I don't know anything.

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Dianne Dupuis @iamfreetobeme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time I see Mike Johnson's stupid face or hear his craven and feckless words I wish I could formally withdraw from Kappa Sigma again
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If Tropical Storm Dolly forms and destroys Mar A Lago I will instantly accept Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If Trump speaks on Dolly we meet at the White House at dawn
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the thing about "champagne socialists" is that a lot of us know we were extraordinarily lucky due to the circumstances of our birth and want better lives for everyone as a result, I do not understand how this is supposed to be a gotcha
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm not supposed to call Trump supporters stupid, but then he pitches the idea that they're going to allow the import of under-priced foreign beef to HELP American ranchers/beef producers. So what am I to do here.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp is the Gunther from Friends of politics, and it is a goddamn shame like three people will read this.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well it's time to clock in at the blinding rage and despair factory, hope it's a mellow day
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“I inherited a lot of screwworm” - Donald Trump “Are you going to eat that?” - RFK Jr
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
George Bush being informed there are two Milli's Vanilli
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I am surprised they had the restraint to not make Trump's new slush fund $1.488 billion
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The billionaires want your grandma to bring them Big Macs for $2 instead of giving her healthcare.
grandmother delivering McDonalds to Donald Trump
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Really looking forward to the naming of the FIFA Pope today.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
It took Jesus two days to rise on Easter. DONALD TRUMP WILL DO IT IN ONE.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For a minute I was actually looking forward to watching a baseball game.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Woof that was a tough winter, thank God it’s over.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I met some donkeys today. This one is a baby. They said he is a bad boy, which is why he had to stay behind the fence. But as you can see he is not bad at all.
A picture of a good donkey
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You drove like a total asshole and here we are at the same stoplight. Weird!
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Please post examples of racists being upset over Bovino's ousting. I crave them so.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Come for the reckoning, stay for the retribution
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. - George Orwell
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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Democrats @democrats.org · 07/01/2026
ICE shot and killed a woman on camera today. We all saw the video. The Trump administration is lying.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE straight-up murdering people. No officer was threatened and he just shot her in the face as she was trying to drive away. It's clear as day. Do not let their "he feared for his life" bullshit narrative stand. The only thing I don't know is what we're supposed to do about it.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You're welcome, world!
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/12/2025
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I am the grumpy neighbor who mean-mugs teens who drive too fast for these streets. No apologies.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
At least I have my new-to-me 70s mug and my Americano.
Photo of a delicious americano in a vintage mug from the 70s
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Press Conference Day to those who celebrate.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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Remembering Why Americans Loathe Dick Cheney
As the former vice-president releases his memoir, it's useful to recall the many reasons Americans disapproved of his tenure.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Checked a big one off the bucket list this AM: saw a bear on my morning run.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Grey weather? Better turn on the saddest music known to man. Really lean into it.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Picture of ballot showing YES on Measure 50 in California
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I listened to The Last Great Washington State by Damien Jurado on Apple Music. The algorithm then gave me Songs:Ohia Bon Iver Iron & Wine Fruit Bats The National Big Thief Bonnie "Prince" Billy Sufjan Stevens Destroyer The War on Drugs Kurt Vile Wilco Just one sad dad banger after another.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just a quick heads up for anyone that needs it: the GOP currently controls the house, the senate, the executive branch, and the judiciary. If they can't keep the government running that's on them.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It is a shame that nobody reads these posts because this one is a scorcher: after going to the show not knowing a ton of either band's work, I like Cage the Elephant more
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If you order two bourbon steaks at Applebee's you get a free Chipocalypse
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
These people have a very different definition of "unprovoked" than me.
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US hunter reportedly killed by buffalo during expedition in South Africa
Asher Watkins, 52, of Texas died while tracking 1.3-ton Cape buffalo on a hunting trip in the country’s Limpopo province
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The system isn't broken, it's working exactly as intended.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Just amazing that these jagoffs made Jeffrey Epstein into the leader of some international pedophiliac cabal, which he probably actually wasn't, and then elected his LITERAL BEST FRIEND as president. Who is writing this stuff? Also the catholic church and Boy Scouts still walk among us.
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Author Michael Wolff says Jeffrey Epstein showed him photos of topless girls sitting on Donald Trump’s lap by Epstein’s pool, and one “with a stain on the front of Trump’s pants with 3 or 4 girls laughing and pointing at it.”
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I never really thought there was much to this, but I am now 100% sure that Trump was raping 13 year-olds on the regular at Epstein island.
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Call me crazy, but self-driving cars controlled by openly Nazi AI make me nervous 😬
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Our commitment to one another and compassion may be the biggest weapon we've got against the fear L.A. is being targeted with. We've gotten dozens of questions about how you can help, including where to volunteer. We heard you, and we answered. lataco.com/los-angeles-...
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Yes, fireworks may blow peoples' fingers off, scare the shit out of pets, start fires, and keep people from sleeping; but have you considered how toxic the air is on the morning of July 5th?
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Banger of the summer www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKc...
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“Make Me Buy A Gun” - Vertical Visualizer
YouTube video by The Devil Said Jump
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Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
#dogs
A picture of a cute dog smiling
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