Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's Fred Garvin's elaborate network of trusses! 110
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026www.kappasigma.org/speaker-of-t...kappasigma.orgSpeaker of the U.S. House of Representatives Brother Mike Johnson Named Man of the Year! - Kappa Sigma FraternityKappa Sigma is proud to announce Brother D. Wayne Lukas as the 2024 Man of the Year. A titan in the world of horse racing, Lukas is recognized not only for his groundbreaking contributions to the spor... 100
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every time I see Mike Johnson's stupid face or hear his craven and feckless words I wish I could formally withdraw from Kappa Sigma again 110
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Well great, my eyes rolled out of my head and got all dirty. Thanks a lot. 010
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If Tropical Storm Dolly forms and destroys Mar A Lago I will instantly accept Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If Trump speaks on Dolly we meet at the White House at dawn 100
Reposted by Mike AbramsJake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the thing about "champagne socialists" is that a lot of us know we were extraordinarily lucky due to the circumstances of our birth and want better lives for everyone as a result, I do not understand how this is supposed to be a gotcha 421487170
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm not supposed to call Trump supporters stupid, but then he pitches the idea that they're going to allow the import of under-priced foreign beef to HELP American ranchers/beef producers. So what am I to do here. 010
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Natalie Harp is the Gunther from Friends of politics, and it is a goddamn shame like three people will read this. 210
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Where the hell are you, ma'am? Also, who the hell are you? 070
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Well it's time to clock in at the blinding rage and despair factory, hope it's a mellow day 010
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Were they playing one-on-one football? What does that even look like? 021
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 01/07/2026And when they get to that college Maria Gluesenkamp-Perez will be there to sell them bags of mid shake. 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026So glad you posted this, see you at Disney Hall :-) 010
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026And next, the nominees for Greatest Failure in Reading the Goddamn Room 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 10/06/2026oh yeah they'll definitely stop their bullshit if we just do that, great plan 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Bullshit. It's already dead. Maybe their remaining isn't an endorsement of the new order, but it's definitely a willing acceptance. 060
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“I inherited a lot of screwworm” - Donald Trump “Are you going to eat that?” - RFK Jr 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The existence of a Trilli Vanilli, while theoretical, is implied. 110
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I am surprised they had the restraint to not make Trump's new slush fund $1.488 billion 010
Reposted by Mike AbramsJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 24/04/2026This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today. 38504154116664
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 23/04/2026It's the end of the world as we know it and I most definitely do not feel fine 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 15/04/2026OK you made me Google it and I still don't know if this is real 120
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The billionaires want your grandma to bring them Big Macs for $2 instead of giving her healthcare. 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Really looking forward to the naming of the FIFA Pope today. 010
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 11/04/2026"Is the LAPD being honest about...." Let me stop you right there 0110
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 04/04/2026It took Jesus two days to rise on Easter. DONALD TRUMP WILL DO IT IN ONE. 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 26/03/2026For a minute I was actually looking forward to watching a baseball game. 000
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I don't even have to hear her voice to be filled with rage, she just brings it out in me. 010
Mike Abrams @akamikeabrams.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Woof that was a tough winter, thank God it’s over. 000
