Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 2hPro-tip: Annotations on the images themselves don't count towards the word limit and also make the visual easier to share as a standalone 110
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 13hWhat if we just made the whole month of October Halloween though. What then? 140
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 01/10/2026The only thing you ever need it for is a signature, so as long as you haven't forgotten how to sign your name 🤷♂️ 110
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 01/10/2026If it doesn't have a 1M context window, it is at best a neat toy and at worst a tool for mass-producing tech debt. 020
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 01/10/2026Smaller, locally run models can be useful for many things. Writing production-grade code that doesn't fall over isn't one of them unless you live in a data center. 270
Reposted by Jordan NafaDoll @dollspace.gay · 30/09/2026Open weights is an ambition it shares. “Please lower your engineering standards until this fits on consumer hardware” is a deeply irritating pitch. 3242
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 26/09/2026Fucking ~50lb boxes only contain 5 planks of flooring each. RIP my back. 010
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 26/09/2026TBF, New York is the only city where I've ever seen a black mass that looked like small dogs rise from the shoreline at sunset, only to slowly realize they were actually rats... 041
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 24/09/2026Lol. Really getting the company's money worth out of this $200/month Claude Max 20x subscription 220
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 24/09/2026New personal record for most expensive planning session (this is the session that turns my data architecture spec into 60+ multi-step implementation plans). 130
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 23/09/2026Aviation rules and regulations are written in blood. Shitty software engineering usually doesn't get people killed, it just costs money. 160
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 23/09/2026I'm gonna be honest: I'm not entirely convinced this is a bad thing. Like, fuck Trump for causing it, but also, Wendy's is trash. 220
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 23/09/2026As the first stop of the new tour, Dallas got the live debut of their new single. 000
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 23/09/2026IDK man, median age at this concert is definitely into the 30s 110
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 23/09/2026The median crowd age at punk rock shows makes me think I might be getting old 😢 050
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 21/09/2026Wait, WTF is wrong with not having kids? I despise small children and never, under any circumstances, want any (like, that was a first-date question when my wife and I first met). 000
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 20/09/2026Yup, that's how I've got it all setup. It's pretty incredible 010
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 20/09/2026Used terraform for the first time last week to bootstrap all the AWS resources for a new from scratch and oh my god this shit is like magic 260
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 20/09/2026Home reconstruction update: Met with our contractor yesterday to finish haggling, and we have a construction start date. All we have left is choosing flooring for the downstairs, and we're down to 2 options with enough red to avoid clashing with the upstairs. 000
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 19/09/2026I just realized the new Pokémon titles are slated for 2027 and like I'm gonna have to play GTA this year instead, aren't I? 😢 000
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 19/09/2026AI Safety is mostly a sex cult in the same way that observational causal inference is mostly bullshit. Sure, there are a handful of legitimate cases, but most of the time it's a cult. 030
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 19/09/202654th Street is basically TGI Fridays with a slightly better beer menu and slightly better food, but the same problem: everything on the menu is better somewhere else... 000
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 19/09/2026Opus and Sol are arguing back and forth in the comments of a PR over whether AWS IAM allows a specific type of permission scoping for SNS, and I guess this is just engineering now 🤷♂️ 040
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 19/09/2026I have enough permissions on our ClickHouse cluster that I'm pretty sure I could actually make this work, but also I'm not insane enough to actually propose it 😅 110
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 18/09/2026We're basically living the plot of dystopian B-movie 😮💨 030
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 18/09/2026Google is apparently telling me this isn't actually an insane idea. 030
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 18/09/2026If "run ETLs via scheduled Lambdas" is an idea you have, it's time to step away and come back once you're capable of making rational, sane decisions again. 120
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 18/09/2026I need to run some SQL on a schedule, and I'm too lazy/time-constrained to stand up an actual Airflow environment. It occurred to me that I could run ETLs via scheduled Lambdas, and that was when I realized it was time to call it a day. 360
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comAğla Elvan: Pikachu Says Join Us!ALT: Ağla Elvan: Pikachu Says Join Us! 020
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 17/09/2026I hop around between 5 and X, sometimes multiple times per day 😅 020
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 17/09/2026Me: Sets up SNS infrastructure alerts in AWS and leaves to go get dinner Also Me: Comes back to ~50+ new emails from AWS CloudWatch... 040
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 17/09/2026I didn't know I needed a rule to force Claude to use U.S. English spelling of things, but apparently I'm going to have to add that tomorrow 🙄 110
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 17/09/2026Wait, but make a wish isn't an EA organization? Like, that is fundamentally not what they aim to accomplish 000
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 16/09/2026True story. Sankey diagrams have been forever ruined for me. 010
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 16/09/2026Me: Wondering what the fuck Grand Theft Auto has to do with the number of bedrooms 😅 010
Jordan Nafa @ajordannafa.com · 16/09/2026I had to explain the diagram™️ to my wife, who was not on Twitter back in the glory days, this evening, and her response was, "Okay....I've only ever heard the term 'fluffer' used in horse breeding" 040