AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 26/12/2025“The Santa Clause 2” should’ve been called “The Mrs. Clause” 010
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I think we all need a lil Poppy in our feeds today 050
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 12/03/2025That feeling when you swipe up 50 times to close all the apps you’ve left open.media.tenor.coma cartoon character giving an ok sign with his handAlt: Pacha from Emperors New Groove giving an ok sign with his hand in satisfaction 020
Reposted by AJ hates birdsJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/03/2025sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made 1886774394
Reposted by AJ hates birds(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 22/02/2025has anyone figured out how to fight the moonlight yet? 3521848
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025*forgets what happens in the movie and decides to continue with How to Train Your Dragon 2* Me:media.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob squarepants crying in the sandAlt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants crying in the sand 030
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025*needing a cute movie puts on How to Train Your Dragon* Me:media.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting in a chair with his legs crossed .Alt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting in a chair, hands together, and eyes big and blinking 000
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Watching Silo season 1: entertainment Watching Silo season 2: research 020
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I want at least two pints of Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked ice cream. 020
Reposted by AJ hates birdsTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/02/2025My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com 4159281960
Reposted by AJ hates birdsAJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Get in, loser, we’re climbing unanchored furniture tonight to feel something. 0241
Reposted by AJ hates birdsAJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella 062
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Back just in time for seasonal depression and fake holiday sales 🤌 010
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 28/12/2023Hi…still here just slowly recovering from this plague. 010
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 22/12/2023It’s beginning to look a lot like depression, everywhere you go. There’s a girl in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well. The sad kind that cries when it snows. 🎄 031
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 19/12/2023Wow look at me - obsessed with Disney Dreamlight Valley again. 😭🥹 020
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 16/12/2023There's roughly 14 days of winter vacation that fall between Christmas and New Year's. So the winter-time problem for our generation is crammin' fun in before the dust clears 🎄🤘 021
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 27/11/2023She wants adventure in the great wide somewhere 🎶 (but it’s chilly outside so she will want to go inside 30 seconds after stepping outside) 020
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Just thinking about the time my sister packed snacks in a bag and hid in our unfinished basement because she was mad at my parents. She left a note that said, “I’m running away because I’m too funny for this family.” 000
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 16/11/2023Someone remind Kim to update her wishlist in liiiiike an hour or two 160
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 11/11/2023I’m at the airport. I pooped before I left for the airport. The trip is already a success. 150
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Hallmark movies have taught me that I need to be nice to children to find love. Ew. 020
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 06/11/2023Holiday movies I watched this weekend: A Boy Called Christmas The Princess Switch Joyeux Noelle A Bad Moms Christmas The Nutcracker and the Four Realms A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa Oh, and I got engaged. 120
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 04/11/2023Holiday movies I watched this week: Checkin It Twice Under the Christmas Sky Mystic Christmas Bad Santa A Christmas Prince A Christmas Prince 2: The Royal Wedding A Christmas Prince 3: The Royal Baby Olaf’s Frozen Adventure Sorry not sorry😇 020
Reposted by AJ hates birdsIt's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 03/11/2023Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. 8880246
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 03/11/2023I started rearranging a bookshelf and finished in the same day - someone take me out for ice cream as a reward 120
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 03/11/2023Season 2 Big Brother Horrible Texas man: complaining about gays being abnormal to other guy in the house Other guy: gay 120
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Ofc the first Hallmark Christmas movie is a hockey romance - they saw all those thirsty women on tiktok 020
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 01/11/2023I feel like the most appropriate calendar line up is that Halloween is during Scorpio season. 010
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Spooky movies I watched on Halloween: The Haunted Mansion (2023) It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown The Addams Family (2019) Time for holiday movies! 041
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 31/10/2023A haunted house but it’s just a man getting angry at you for “accusing him” of something he actually did. 040
AJ hates birds @ajoakes.bsky.social · 30/10/2023Spooky movies I watched this weekend: Ghostbusters (1984) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Coco The Shining Frankenweenie The Nightmare Before Christmas (again) Little Shop of Horrors We Have a Ghost Halloween (1978) What are y’all saving for this week? 031
