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Danielle Crawford

@aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
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Woman formerly in tech, now in limbo. I was there when the old magic was written. Big nerd. Ecdysiast. 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@aizuchi, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h
Winnie the Pooh didn't rock crop tops our whole childhood to watch us become unconfident about our bodies
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Claire McNab @2legged.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
#MerseysidePolice are today's heroes in England, bravely protecting conference-goers from a musician with a handwritten sign. #MassiveAttack’s #RobDelNaja was arrested under the UK Terrorism Act after holding a sign reading, “I oppose #genocide — I support […] [Original post on mastodon.ie]
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Tomáš @prahou.merveilles.town.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
pls boost if you were cyberbullied today by the developers of some firefox fork, or if you follow @catsalad #sephora #links2gang #unix_surrealism
when you just got back from Sephora and he starts yapping about his policies.json from sciops.net/information/technology/firefox

"it's no links2, but it'll do."
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
RE: piaille.fr/@CatEveryHour/1172808403… WE ARE HERE TO OBSERVE YOUR PLANET
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
I turn 56 years old tomorrow. And i just want to love and be loved. Is that so much to ask? 😞
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Adrianna Tan @skinnylatte.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
live your life so you're not on this list 'weird little guys of FOSS' drewdevault.com/weird-guys
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Mars used to be a real country linneawest.com/soviet-socialist-rep…
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Soviet Socialist Republic of Mars
As I suggested in my last post, Constructivism became the language of the future._Aelita, Queen of Mars_ was a 1924 silent film directed by Yakov Protazanov. It is often called the first Soviet science fiction film because of its futuristic sets on Mars (although most of it takes place in Moscow). Avant-garde artist Alexandra Exter‘s did the costume designs for the film immediately before she and her husband emigrated to Paris. Prior to that she exhibited with Constructivist artists and taught in Moscow. The sharp angles and abstracted curves of Constructivism had become associated with science, technology, and human progress. Mars itself, portrayed on the left, looks like the architectonic forms that often appeared on avant-garde canvases at the time. In this elaborate setting of technological advancement, we watch the story of Aelita, Queen of Mars and other fantastically costumed denizens unfold. Interiors on Mars, above, costumes (note the maid’s pants!) below. The technical advancement of the Martians does not equal social advancement as we learn when the protagonist is finally propelled to Mars in a spaceship–all for the love of Queen Aelita. Mars then becomes not merely a site of escapist fantasy for the viewer, although it was certainly that, but a Utopian space of social change. Or perhaps a chance for the director to toe the part line. Either way, the visitors from earth discover oppressed workers on Mars and try to incite a revolution in order to create a Union of the Soviet Socialist Republics on Mars! I won’t spoil any more of it in case you want to watch it–its available for streaming with English subtitles and accompanying music here. ### Share this| * Share on X (Opens in new window) X * Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook * Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit * Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr * Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email * Print (Opens in new window) Print *
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Christian Peach @chpietsch.fedifreu.de.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Debian developer Antoine Le Gonidec just quit the project over its decision not to ban #LLM-assisted code contributions: > Pretending to have a "neutral stance" when faced with fascism is not neutrality, it’s active collaboration. Source […]
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[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
debian, a conservative linux distro, made the conservative choice and like all conservatives, they voted for the option that’s maximally damaging while pretending to be fair, balanced, and centrist you’ve, uh, seen this show before, haven’t you
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Not original to me, but is awesome:
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Twin Peaks Quotes @twinpeaksquotes.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Log Lady: You know in your heart if you have hurt someone, you know. If you have hurt someone, don’t wait another day before making things right. The world could break apart with sadness in the meantime #TwinPeaks #TwinPeaksQuotes
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
RE: beige.party/@Lana/117140866942231610 100%. It’s the rallying cry for the fascist use of force.
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Gay Debord 🏳️‍⚧️🌱🏴 @parasite.kolektiva.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Spread the gospel
Flyer for GAPE convergence (gay anarchists pursuing eruption) October 2-4 in Portland Oregon Flyer for GAPE convergence (gay anarchists pursuing eruption) October 2-4 in Portland Oregon asking for workshops, proposals, and sex stuff. Contact info is gapecon2026@proton.me
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
Ugh, summer colds suuuuuuuck
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Dear diary Today i got a friend mad at me because i tried to assuage them rather than tell them how i really feel, which is my fault. But telling them how i feel will also upset them so i feel doubly cursed. And I’m pretty sure someone stole an expensive delivery from my doorstep. And i may be […]
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/08/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@GoingDownWithSundi… Oh my god this is so fucking hot 🫣
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Pizza Cake Comic [Unofficial] @pizzacakecomic.com.web.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
A girl is lonely. They say you should treat yourself like you want others to treat you. But there’s only so many dates i can take myself on. If you live near me, shoot your shot.
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
RE: retro.pizza/@ratvet/117045555995491… Same
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xot @xot.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
Rebecca Heineman's source code disks for Apple II, Apple IIGS, and C64 versions of "Tass Times in Tonetown" were recently imaged at KansasFest 2026 and are now archived. Burger Becky was an incredible and beloved engineer and raconteur whom we sadly […] [Original post on mastodon.gamedev.place]
Title screen of the Apple IIGS version of "Tass Times in Tonetown". A white dog dives out of the smashed computer monitor. He wears red-rimmed glasses and a brown felt hat with press credentials tucked into the blue hat band. The title appears at the top, and text below reads: "Designed by Interplay Productions and Brainwave Creations, copyright 1986 Activision, Inc."
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
I just took a peek over at bsky to see how some unfederated friends are doing. Seeing a feed handled by an algorithm is so alien now. I slurped up that horseshit for too long! I prefer my curated horseshit here! 🥰
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
Ran into the amazing @Impossible_PhD at GenCon! So glad to meet her finally. Redheads unite!
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
[Nudity] Thinking of @deviantollam ‘s livestream presentation when i see this picture: you’ve come a long way, baby www.tumblr.com/annihilorak/82293523…
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💬 1 🔁 660 ❤️ 922 · Original caption: “Illustrating important anterior (and posterior) areas for sedative, stimulating, tonic, counter-irritant and other local applications to influence the intern…
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
@Binder have you played any of The Triangle Agency ttrpg?
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Joe Wynne 🌻🚗⛰️ @joewynne.mindly.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
📰 Curb‑cutting Resistance Helped Reshape Tucson’s Urban Ecology 🌧️ Tucson: A man illegally diverted rainwater into streetside basins in 1998. Years later, it transformed a desert neighborhood into a shaded, food‑producing micro‑ecosystem. 🌵 The approach revived Indigenous rain‑harvesting […]
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
🎶 Little red bralette What makes you dry so fast🎶
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
RE: flipboard.com/@spacecom/spacex-6lea… I used to be excited about rocket launches. Fuck you, SpaceX, for taking that away from me by destroying the sky, the atmosphere, and dropping shit on me because of your terrible safety and […]
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
[MH-- but hanging in there] The Girl Sad is very strong with me right now, and it strongly triggers my sui ideation. I see it and recognize it, so it’s not beating me. But it is certainly draining. 😭 Check in on your cat girls from time to time, please. They need pets, encouragement, flirts […]
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
I have purchased a modern 24-pin dot matrix printer and have absolutely zero regrets. Truly great technology. The Epson LQ-590II has a heat sink and fan on the print head, which my DEC LA-50 did not, in the ‘80s. Advancement!
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Thinking of Piet Hein and his grooks today. Lovely poetry, and written during a time of fascism as well. #poetry archimedes-lab.org/grooks.html
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Grook s by Piet Hein
A collection of small aphoristic verses written by Piet Hein, the inventor of the 'rectangular oval'...
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Good morning to all of you, and a heartfelt fuck you to Reflect Orbital and the FCC.
A view across bright green, rather flat fields of wheat, with a very dramatic tiny thunderstorm dumping rain on the flat horizon.
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
GREAT guess I'm not going to sleep tonight either. Maybe there will be auroras. I need to enjoy the stars as much as I can now, I guess. Fuck you, FCC, for approving this. Fuck Reflect Orbital and all the copycats it's going to spawn. Fuck techbros everywhere. Fuck venture capitalists for […]
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Want some reminders of how fucking terrible this idea is? bigthink.com/starts-with-a-bang/tru… theconversation.com/a-us-startup-pl… […]
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOO ca.pcmag.com/news/16760/fcc-approve…
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FCC Approves Reflect Orbital's Giant Mirror Satellite That Astronomers Hate
The FCC says the most controversial aspect of Reflect Orbital's Earendil-1 satellite, the giant mirror, falls out of its purview since the regulator mainly focuses on radio spectrum.
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Me, ten years ago: “Nicholas Cage is over the top and he annoys me greatly. I appreciate how he’s grown his craft, but he’s still too nutty for me.” Me, now: “he’s so charming as Ben Reilly! Vulnerable, honest, loving … what a charmer. 🥰” Thanks, HRT 🤦🏻‍♀️ And personal growth on my part, i […]
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LILY - 2834 @slimeproducer.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
mcconnell deemed "physically perished" by doctors but the amulet he's bound his soul to remains unfound so his spirit still walks betwixt the planes
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
Peeing in TWO red states this travel weekend, Ohio and Kentucky. And as usual, totally normal.
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Erika Ensign @hollygodarkly.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
Ran across this and stopped everything to watch. Because I follow the RULES. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB1f7jk
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
RE: kolektiva.social/@QueerSatanic/1168… Yes, Nancy, because Fritzi is bisexual and she only wants good things for you
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
I have clarified any and all confusions you may have had about ancient Chinese political thought in one convenient chart. #history #politics #classicalchinese #philosophy
A hand-drawn flow chart in cute colors: "Ancient Chinese Political Schools"

Confucianism: If everyone would just be POLITE and show their rulers some RESPECT then we wouldn't even NEED any laws

Daoism: Bro, stop trying to fix everything, you're making it worse. The best ruler is one who sits back and doesn't rule a thing

Legalism: There is no problem so small it can't be solved by beheading ten thousand men about it

Confucianism says to Daoism: "You lazy oafs"

Daoism says to Confucianism: "You pompous dicks"

Daoism says to Legalism: "you're REALLY throwing off my groove"

Legalism says to Daoism: "your 'groove' isn't in the budget"

Legalism says to Confucianism: "you NAIVE motherfuckers"

Confucianism says to Legalism: "Sir, I can excuse the slavery, human sacrifice, sexism etc etc, but I draw the line at coarse language"

In the center, with all schools pointing toward the same outcome: "The rivers flood, the crops fail, millions die."
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
I programmed python for a living in the late 1990's, as I got into data analysis I switched to R in the very late 1990's and early 2000's, then in 2019 or so switched almost entirely to Julia. I also have experience in C, C++, Common Lisp and lots of other languages. I need to write *modern* […]
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
I dislike nightmares that have me laughing or screaming in my sleep. Please degrade better, brain
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Missing my father in these last hours of Father’s Day. He wasn’t a great dad. He often wasn’t a good dad. And he hurt me deeply emotionally as a young child; his unacknowledged alcoholism made him absent and angry, which has contributed greatly to my insecure attachments and my fawning behaviors […]
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@terrypratchettquot… Happy Pride!
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
RE: mastodon.online/@michael_w_busch/11… Darn
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
I am here for bisexual Aunt Fritzi 🔥 social.miyaku.media/@nancycomics/st…
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Nancy Comics (@nancycomics@social.miyaku.media)
[1 media attachment] Nancy - 2026-06-16 https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2026/06/16
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Bob Downie @geomannie.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
A timely safety reminder from Natalie Horberg 🤔 #roadsafety #drivinglaw
Cartoon of two women in car front seats. In front of them is a modern touch screen typical of modern cars. Caption is of the passenger saying to the driver "Remember it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead use the giant iPad built into the car".
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Danielle Crawford @aizuchi.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Reading #Monsterdon posts in my feed without watching the movie feels like chugging LLM output straight from the fire hose. Absolute madness!
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Grand Rapids Michigan News @grandrapidsnews.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/06/2026
New queer-owned Double Rainbow Salon brings inclusive hair care to Grand Rapids. Sensory friendly and welcoming, the space is geared to accommodate all walks of life who are looking to get pampered […]
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