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Aidan Cook

@aidancook.bsky.social
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Not the actor from Star Wars, Dr Who, or The Tweenies - asking me trivia on any of these risks fabricated replies. Open to exchanging opinions on Leeds, music, politics, Age of Sail navy, and vague memories of the 20th century.

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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 6h
Hope your stay is successful and short - like Rod Wallace.
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Robert Smith @bondhack.ft.com · 10h
Fantastic Michael Crick episode of Panorama on Jeffrey Archer from 25 years ago. Really underscores just what a disservice it was to readers to use the lazy "led a colourful life" platitudes in many of the obituaries. youtu.be/z8E-aBGJ3tQ?...
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Jeffrey Archer - A Life of Lies (2001)
YouTube video by Culture Of England
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 6h
After Les Invalides models a few weeks back, are you familiar with the Bay Model in San Francisco @dreadships.bsky.social? My girlfriend is over there for a bit, and keeps finding fascinating things I am incredibly jealous of her for seeing… m.youtube.com/watch?v=i70w...
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This giant model stopped a terrible plan
YouTube video by Tom Scott
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 7h
Please wipe my hard drive
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 7h
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZsp...
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Public Image Ltd. - Penge
YouTube video by PublicImageLimitVEVO
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 8h
Just when you sort of assume Bluesky is a load of similarly-aged folk, you youngsters pop up with these youth culture references…
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 9h
“Conjoined triangles of success” from TV show Silicon Valley.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 12h
Private Pike, Dad’s Army - he is smiling at the news he will not face execution
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 12h
“CJ asks why their oat milk is repeatedly stolen from the fridge when it is clearly labelled ‘Chris Jenkins”.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 12h
“Your questions will be edited to ensure your anonymity”?
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 13h
Ironically he wasn’t even “the right sort of chap”, he just pretended to be. He was a fantasist who lied about what his father did (conman & bigamist), his school & university, he was accused of financial impropriety through his career…he wasn’t a toff, he wasn’t self-made; he was self-invented.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah, didn’t recognise the sleeve, but had the lego ;)
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 19h
(Best naval engagement ever)
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 20h
Ghost Womble in York.
Yes Megan I know it’s a plague doctor.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It tastes worse if some of the tasty bits fall out because of a lacking layer of bonding agent (butter)…I’m pretty sure my sandwiches could take several Gs inverted and still maintain integrity because of the butter holding them together. Now who sounds crazy, eh?
A group of men dressed as boy scouts eat sandwiches on a rollercoaster, 27 years after doing it as children.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s a lot of rebellion against “them”, as well as latent conspiracy stuff that fits neatly with antivax/reform/maga “do your own research” stuff. If you’ve convinced yourself your outside society, the it’s not hard to convince you you’re a Freeman of the Land.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m disappointed this hasn’t been answered by the OP because I bet there’s some fantastic(ally deranged) rationale behind the answer.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice they’ve got some stone pillars outside the shop should you feel the need to respect her memory by crashing into one as you pass… Is your shirt made of the memorial tartan?
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Two episodes for me - enjoyed about one and a half, then it just went shite super-quick. Russian Doll - great first season, awful second. Absolutely gutting.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not sure…is the Union Jack upside down?
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Caffe Tropea - that’s an Italian cafe, right Gianmarco?
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So deadpan isn’t it? “Oh, and in here…NECROPOLIS! And then here’s the pantry…”
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I imagine the cats would spend their time either hissing and staring at random spots, or purring keenly in the darkness. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
rightmove.co.uk
Check out this 1 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom detached house for sale in The Wellhouse, 3 Machpelah Yard, Hebden Bridge, HX7 for £250,000. Marketed by EweMove, Covering Yorkshire
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's your own time you're wasting."
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you see the place for sale in Hebden with the 50m tunnel cut into the rock behind it? Possibly has too many neighbours, but still…they couldn’t bother you in your tunnel.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s the sort of thing that starts wars…
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If they form a loop, it’s Möbius Dick.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is this fucking loon on R4? You have to consider the “Hamas factor” with the French student protests, especially with the October 7th anniversary coming up? What a deranged association to make…
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ordered fry up, girlfriend ordered scrambled eggs. Waitress came back to tell us “we’ve run out of scrambled egg”. I said I might change my order if they were out of eggs, but the waitress said they had plenty of eggs, just no scrambled. This was before Heston Blumenthal got involved.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Benito Mussolini; notable railway timetable scheduler.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wondering if hedgehogs are really the best role models for road safety? You never used to see the Green Cross Man squished across roads, and I think that gave him a certain credibility….
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I loved The Shamen, and appreciated Mr C’s enthusiasm, but if there was an edit of their output with his voice removed I would buy the whole lot all over again. The answer to “How would you improve a great Scottish band?” is not “A cockernee geezer”. Your “clever cunts” thing is snappier though.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a visual I think you’d enjoy @robmanuel.b3ta.com - I’m surprised at a couple of the Ringo absences, but then I gave them a listen with that in mind and it made sense.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“His hair was perf…oh, no hold on…”
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“It is 1982 and I am on holiday in Venice”
Dr Manhattan from Watchmen graphic novel.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Booked for the double tomorrow morning.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The scone. It is touching the baked beans.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*gazes blankly into your eyes while slowly stirring cream and jam into a uniform paste*
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jaffa cakes are scones.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please don’t be a wrong’un because I can’t be arsed checking and I’m following you purely on the basis of this.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The title doesn’t make it clear whether the homes or the inspectors are paranormal. I really hope it’s two teams: one team of very practical inspectors who are baffled by haunted houses; one team made up of a vampire, ghost and werewolf that condemn your gas fire.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right. That’s cleared that up.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went to a couple of #lufc matches with Dunstan after Tubthumping came out, and on at least one occasion it got played over the stadium PA. It was everywhere for a while, which must have been weird for them.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RON BLF? What are the people spelling out?
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your use of “By Toutatis” in a lecherous manner has made me think of Geriatrix’s wife.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The Talents of Wayne Chance” - a Victorian music hall yellowface act (Wayne) learns a malevolent force is using the racist “sinister oriental” trope to scapegoat Limehouse’s Chinese community for horrific crimes, and with the Doctor’s help comes to realise and address his own complicity.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it you, the mild-mannered IT admin?
static.klipy.com
Hong Kong Phooey & Penry: Janitor Head Shake
ALT: Hong Kong Phooey & Penry: Janitor Head Shake
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still treasure the time it occurred to me to search the term “chainsaw idiot” on YouTube.
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