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Aidan Skinner

@aidan.skinner.me.uk
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 13h
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/10/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/10/2026
zak is half greyhound, half collie and extremely fast off the mark
a silver lurcher on a red sofa with very polite paws on a black and white cushion.

this is the zak lodge.
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/10/2026
really, take his phone off him
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/10/2026
I have cleaned The flour From the hall cupboard Which you had clearly Been eating for some time Forgive me I do not want a moose Loose Aboot This hoos
Me with a FP2 mask, rubber glove, cloth and head torch. A wise man wouldn't have turned the head torch on The hall cupboard with all the tins, chemicals etc pulled out and cleaned of loose flour and mouse shit
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/10/2026
Indeed.
On the left, Pope Leo with the smile of a man who's just done his job.

On the right, Marco Rubio imagining the specific hells he's going to.
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 07/10/2026
only microsoft thing I touch is my keyboard
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 07/10/2026
urrrrrgh
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 07/10/2026
the marmalade:
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 07/10/2026
eh, no fuckwit
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 07/10/2026
Technically they have parked in marked bays. @yplac.bsky.social
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 06/10/2026
the SNP plan has been deleted from the Internet but was written by Andrew "Make It Happen" Wilson who was deputy chief economist to Fred The Shred, then lead integration of ABN Amro into RBS then headed up group comms a record cash call from share holders 6 months before it was nationalised
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 06/10/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 06/10/2026
do you know who else didn't eat pork?
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 03/10/2026
Please, my city: it is very out of jokes
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 03/10/2026
Seeing the AIDS memorial quilt took me right back, hearing the names being read out took me somewhere else entirely. These two panels in particular struck me.
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 02/10/2026
The city of Glasgow desperately needs new material
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 02/10/2026
Love just how lib dem this lib dem leaflet is - misleading bar chart, pot pointing picture and everything
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 01/10/2026
Anybody know what happened on byres road?
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 30/09/2026
It's 1 day too early to put the heating on but it's never too early for sighthounds in pyjamas
Zak looking cosy on a red couch with blue pyjamas and white polka dots
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 29/09/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 29/09/2026
This is basically the plot of Fireman Sam
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 28/09/2026
Rodgers on Byres Road is doing lamb gyro croissants...
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 28/09/2026
What you can't hear is the person playing jazz oboe in a campervan
Sun shining through trees
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 25/09/2026
I can think of some other proposals that haven't been thought through nearly well enough and which the Government hasn't approached key experts about
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 24/09/2026
The only attraction of golf for me is to zapped
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 24/09/2026
this the only context in which I'm fan of flags
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 22/09/2026
Zak literally bumped into a little Italian Greyhound / Jack Russell cross as we came out the flat and they were instantly best friends and had a great "lads, lads, lads" stroll up the road and through the park
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 22/09/2026
do you know what I'd like one of before another scexitref?
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 22/09/2026
This is what happens when you let Alan Cumming do political strategy: he thinks descending butt naked from the ceiling is fine.
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 21/09/2026
Because there is no god
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 21/09/2026
I, uh, stood in the reception of the JP Morgan Chase office I worked in watching his inauguration ThunderCats is a media franchise, featuring a fictional group of cat-like humanoid aliens. The characters were created by Tobin Wolf and featured in an animated television series named ThunderCats, ru
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 19/09/2026
I don't understand how you can look at this and go "yes, chips cheese and Donner looks tasty"
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 18/09/2026
The @snp.org commissioned Andrew "Deputy Chief Economist of Royal Bank of Scotland, Fred The Shreds Pet Shredder, Mr Make It happen" to produce one which included phrases like "we note this is what happened in Dublin in 1922" and "banks are inherently solvent, they can only suffer liquidity crises"
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 18/09/2026
nah, this is patter
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 16/09/2026
I, uh, I uh was talking to a guy in the steam room at lunch today and he'd invested a few £k in small biotech firms in the early 2000s because he'd heard Bill Gates was into it. Lost the lot because they flamed out and got vultured. Same'll happen here.
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 15/09/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 15/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 15/09/2026
One son of a Duke at a time.
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 15/09/2026
Love Nia Griffith, very sound woman.
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 14/09/2026
it was never a goer and getting their favourite not-a-lobbyist-guv in after he crashed RBS to produce a report that said banks are inherently solvent and can only suffer temporary liquidity problems and Dublin kept the gold in 1922 was frankly offensive.
Andrew Wilson taking off a father christmas beard
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 14/09/2026
Oven Ready
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 13/09/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 12/09/2026
Taking Zak round the botanics blasting the cricket from my phone like a hoodlum
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 11/09/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/09/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/09/2026
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 10/09/2026
take a deep breath and sigh
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Aidan Skinner @aidan.skinner.me.uk · 09/09/2026
This OAP did actually get out of his car parked in a busstop and give me a swift left right pair of jabs in the ribs to absolutely no effect except confusing me. I should probably take out insurance...
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