Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 12hmathematically inevitable, yet annoying that 3 out of 5 strangers i make out with on the dance floor suck at kissing 120
Reposted by Steph AhnJack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Am very much enjoying the mattress, thank you everyone, and am a good chunk of the way to September's rent (Couple of weeks to go). Anyone else fancy a tiny turtle adventure? Over 150 wallpapers to choose from! 1108
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I haven't felt this bad about my own body since high school, damn. 120
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Correction, she has successfully eaten it a few times before i could stop her. I don't want to diminish her accomplishments--she's figured out how to get hairballs while skipping the step of actually grooming herself 120
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Pls send blessings to my cat, she tries her best but she doesn't quite understand the concept of cleaning herself. And then when I brush her and take the fur clump off the brush, she tries to eat it 😭😭😭 220
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 18/08/2026RIP Hayden Panettiere... I don't want to make light of a loss, but I can't help but be suspicious given she was exposing a lot about sexual abuse in the industry. 010
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My cat is such a freaking diva... I can't get her to take her pills unless I cut it up like the finest cocaine and mix it into Churu so it's nearly undetectable 150
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Does anyone else have this issue where your "natural waist" is way higher than average, so even "high-rise" pants are just mid-rise to you and you really need those actual high rise pants to look like you have a waist and aren't just Tube 120
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Wait why are all the korean cheerleaders and livestream dancers doing that blush right under their eyes that makes them look like theyre crying now? 010
Reposted by Steph AhnsKelly 🎃 YN 🦀🏳️⚧️🐈⬛ @typologianista.bsky.social · 21/07/2026“y’all I love jimothy as much as the next person, but there’s a certain irony of SO many people saying, “protect him at all costs!”“ Via @courtneyahndesign.bsky.social 33927
Reposted by Steph AhnDEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This is circulating again a bit. hooks gets in trouble for her spicy takes, but there WAS no spicier take in 2004 than “Harry Potter sucks and is bad for children’s literacy,” and she was exactly right. 212638
Reposted by Steph AhnPlain Kate @k8thek8.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I JUST read about this guy - the Guardrail Guy - in the latest New Yorker. He knows everything there is to know about guardrail design and why it's like that. He's absolutely correct here.newyorker.comOne Man’s Quest to Fix Every Deadly GuardrailIn 2016, Steve Eimers’s daughter died when she hit a defective guardrail. Then he learned that the country was full of them. 216671
Reposted by Steph AhnRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Sorry to be Uncle Marxism but employer-based healthcare is a tool of social control for the ruling class 1459191460
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No love stronger than the love i have for a waitress with red lipstick who's nice to me 130
Reposted by Steph AhnSchwarz @schwarzcrow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it" 3856021492
Reposted by Steph AhnVictorious Bleue @victoriousbleue.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Taylor Farms also owns and runs Earthbound Organics, which is available in nearly every grocery store across the US 11262847
Reposted by Steph AhnDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Money is so fucking fake I can’t believe I have to exchange labor for it and then exchange it for food. there should be regular money and finance money and trying to use one for the other should be a capital crime 315238
Reposted by Steph AhnPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i believe that's what the glass steagall act was about back before they decided it was Woke And Gay 181
Reposted by Steph AhnWhinterQueen @whinterqueen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i’ve been in restaurant and farm management and knew enough to know that “taco bell lettuce” meant some big producer’s lettuce. so when ppl were also saying the grocery store deli and mcdonald’s & other big chains i knew it had to be taylor farms. but most ppl wouldn’t, they have no reason to know 1417118
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Fuck, at my old Albertsons literally ALL the deli salad was from Taylor Farms, they even booted out other brands to expand the Taylor Farms section and their packaging was always goddawful and the shipments were wrong. I left my first angry voicemail as a manager because of them 0382
Reposted by Steph AhnJack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Last of the lapis lazuli up for grabs! 0107
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Idk, like, I don't think I realized until recently that the amount I'm interested in and constantly resesarching about sex actually counts as a special interest. 000
Reposted by Steph AhnChris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every time this goes around I’m stunned that there are still people who’ve never seen it, this performance is to drag what the Mona Lisa is to paintings, but maybe you’ve never seen the Mona Lisa, so today is the day you shall behold it 341933599
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm not gonna survive in New York. Every time I take a step I see the hottest woman I've ever seen. I'm gonna combust 120
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I like the Drippin in Rose for adding extra color tho. Pictured: the browner color on the right is Hydra Honey and the redder, mauve-ish color on the left is Drippin in Rose 000
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The Hydra-Honey color doesn't even add color to my lips it's like a true nude, but it prevents my lips from getting all corpse-like and colorless when ive been out too long without water 100
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 06/07/2026NYX Lip IV is my favorite lip product for sure. I totally forget to put on lip balm all the time but i dont forget to put on the Lip IV cus i like the lil confidence boost it gives me even on no-makeup days. 110
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My entire argument for graphic t shirts is: you are 3000% more attractive when wearing a shirt that makes u smile. Pictured: my Winnie the Moo merch shirt from Alveus Sanctuary's online store. Love that cow 💖💖💖 020
Reposted by Steph AhnJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174923960
Reposted by Steph AhnTrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Less than 24 hours left for our Pride 2026 promo! While we're always pretty gay, we're not always 25% off. 🤍 Look & See: trueref.io 1542121
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Sometimes i get the urge to pray for bad things to happen to bad ppl, and then im like wait why wouldnt i just pray for good things to happen to good people, and i know the answer is that i know bad things are much easier to mobilize and also most gods are vicious 030
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Also, i thought i was just too dumb to figure out drawing aegyosal. Then i looked at photos of myself with professionally done makeup and realized if a korean career makeup artist can't draw aegyosal on me either (and believe me they tried), i just don't have the canvas for it. And that's fine lol 110
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Ngl i did hate myself a bit for the first week or two when i had no idea what i was doing, but the cool thing about makeup is that you can just... ditch certain steps. Like, fuck eyeliner and mascara. The internet kept telling me i NEEDED both cus i have small monolid eyes, but they dumb and wrong. 110
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I worried that if i started makeup, I'd get unrealistic expectations for my bare face and hate myself more when i took it off. Instead, i'm loving my unique features that make certain tricks work/not work for me, and i get excited to look at my bare face and plan ways to decorate it?? Witchcraft?!? 130
Reposted by Steph AhnJack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The wrapped larvikite oval and netted drop pendants just found a home, who would like to take home the wrapped drop and the netted oval? Your very own storm clouds in a stone. Drop: oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4511... Oval: oishiny.etsy.com/listing/4516... #Handmade #ShopSmall 197
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It turns out when my eyes are pretty i don't give a fuck about the rest of my appearance insecurities, so I will be abusing this for the rest of my life. Hide ya girlfriends 100
Steph Ahn @ahnwriting.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I learned how to do eye and brow makeup and it truly feels like I don't have problems anymore 110