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They/them. Artist, musician, old. 18+ please. I sometimes show cartoon boning and my real life cleavage. Beware

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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@guypussy.bsky.social follow up on the 30% mushroom pasta sauce, my partner has upped the mushroom to like 20%, with like 375ml red wine. Next week we get the the 30% mushroom sauce. Ty for the inspiration ✨️
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I turned alllll this trauma into kinks and weapons (occasionally kinky weapons perhaps, who's to say)
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jaw bones are so overrated 🙄
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't feel like looking at the human characters in motion should make me break out in goosebumps.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now watching: Scoob! (2020) I am so sorry but this is some of the most immediately off-putting animation since Aliens in the Attic.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
really enjoy being a funny-looking goblin. being hot would not suit me
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If a drink is 30% shit you dont bargain down to 10%. We don't have to drink ANY shit
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the paperwork (geared toward cis women with severe illnesses who didn't want it) didn't prepare me for feeling like I was alive for the first time in 37 years.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly seeing how happy it made you has pushed me toward it. Thanks, and hell yeah, brother
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still can't believe how accidentally gender affirming a hysto was. As soon as I woke up from anaesthesia it felt like a deep wrong was suddenly right.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm heading towards top surgery soon I hope. Can't wait to get my man tids out in the sun while schlorping a beer.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All I want for once in my fucking life is for people to see that the lesser evil is still evil.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have this Korby i made
A pixel art Kirby pointing to a board that reads "Labour is entitled to all it creates"
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have this Korby i made
A pixel art Kirby pointing to a board that reads "Labour is entitled to all it creates"
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is certainly a feeling 😫
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm trying so hard to be good and not bite people, Sarah But it's the wish of my heart
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why not Zoidberg?
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I supposed to react to ahistorical nonsense in a way except braying like a donkey?
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I'm voting left bloc" after going hard in the paint for Chippy also had me wheezing
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My MIL just went on a rant defending David Lange and I had to leave because of the coughing fit 🙃 #nzpol
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's down to about once a month. So like every 3rd time I leave the house. I don't leave my house often for what I hope are obvious reasons.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And nah, it isn't completely a new, internet driven thing. I've been harassed by grown ass men since I first hit puberty at 8. I'm 40. If anything the rate of sexual harassment on the street has decreased since I no longer seemed to pass as underage.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How many news cycles about sexual assault being more or less a-ok do i have to read in my cursed fucking lifetime? Same as it ever was and I'm so fucking exhausted
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mention this because you would surely think its safe to travel after 3 days on a pill. Sadly the immune system has no sense of humour
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When i had anaphylaxis the first time with penicillin i was 3 days into the course and only went in because my lips suddenly swelled so bad my labret back pulled slightly through my lip. Shit can come out of nowhere. I think epinephrine should be kept in the same place as an AED.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Update: i showed this to my partner and now they've vowed to up the mushrooms. Thank you, Skeeter Longpenis
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hnnnnng. Shovel it into my mouth
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love tiny kitty. I had a 3 lb kitty and she was my light
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to no fly town
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Try our line of games! Favourites are "does this fucking chin hair actually attach to bone?" and "am I having a bipolar episode or do my ovaries despise me?"
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate this shit so much. Lmao.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Try our other fun experiences like: -increased migraine -itchy vulva -sudden feelings of rage -nausea, nausea, nausea!
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welcome to perimenopause! Please enjoy: -skin is fucked -anxiety is fucked -titty hört -congratulations, it's crushing sadness -night sweats -HORNT
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They would have had to ground that sucker for cleaning for at least a few hours
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AIR TO GROUND PLS ADVISE CLEANING. INFANT PAX HAD EXPLOSIVE BOWEL MOTION ROWS 23-24
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She sometimes asks me if I rememeber that I crapped a whole plane 😭
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She was crying, i was crying, and the flight attendants were standing back and throwing her towels and wipes
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually I remembered as a babby ma took me flying and I blew out like 9 diapers on a 2 hour flight. I was probably the aggressive shitter that day.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How bad of a shit do you have to take to end up needing an ACARS message??
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking WHAT???
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An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just can't imagine seeing the bright spark of another human being and thinking of any one of us as a number on a spreadsheet. I am injured when my neighbour is injured. Our neighbourhood is injured. Their whānau are injured.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It takes a fair blow to fracture a cheek
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The quote reads: "When it came to COVID, we completely blew out what the value of a life was, completely, I've never seen such a high value on life." That's a quote from ACT health spokesperson Brooke van Velden speaking during a political panel discussion at the recent Health Tech Week.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I ever say something this morally and ethically bankrupt take me out back. I'm done
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
van Velden is a ghoul. I know we knew, but imagine saying this and not wanting to walk into the sea.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep dropping shit because my thumb and first two fingers feel like tv static
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I may need wrist braces for sleep. I keep waking up with my wrists folded up in wild positions hyper-extended and it's playing merry hell with my carpal tunnel. I'm tired of having numb fingers on my dominant hand 🫩
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cheap Party City wig on top of the naan outfit is mystifying.
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Puck @ahjeez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I definitely had a bit of a mental wobble before my hysto. Major surgery is scary
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