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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Join the postcard club by Tuesday and get a one of a kind painted magnet with your postcard. Dreamcasttwo.com
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pet rocks need a comeback youtube.com/shorts/49KBb...
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day 15 of showing you my art until I stop dropping them on my feet #art #petrock
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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day 6 of showing you my art until a rich person sends me a hot dog (or some friggin money) #art
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☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️ @gojiraspouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GODZILLA DRAGS HIS PENIS ACROSS DATA CENTERS
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☢️ GODZILLA’S WIFE ☢️ @gojiraspouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
GODZILLA STORES RADIATION IN HIS BUTTHOLE
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feel free to print and make stickers as needed.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Day 4 of posting my art until someone says "wow that art" youtube.com/shorts/U3q5f...
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day 4 of showing you my art until somebody says "wow looks like art"
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A page from my upcoming chapbook "stop knowing" www.patreon.com/Dreamcast2/p...
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A page from "Stop knowing" | Dreamcast 2
Another page from my upcoming chapbook
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Lesly @leswrite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Terrified to announce Rogue Marketing, a graphic novel I'm splitting in two to help lower the funding goal. Marketing for supervillains, how hard can it be? Jimmy Noels is going to find out the hard way that there might be fates worse than being fired. FOLLOW 🫶🏿 www.kickstarter.com/projects/les...
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Coming soon: Rogue Marketing PART 1
Marketing for supervillains. That sounds like a bad idea.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Restaurant owners trying to give you food poisoning just from looking at the menu.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've neglected everything here's a haiku I will not punctuate this message goodnight youtube.com/shorts/aVAjO...
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haiku everything: tiring, rain clouds follow me, no rain, suffocating heat. Godzilla everyday 283
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Let the Ryan One In @ryanb4890.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#horrorwriterschat Check out my first comic in collaboration with @ahilbert3000.bsky.social! www.patreon.com/u73881785/po... And find me reading in Austin 3 times in 6 days this/next week! ryancbradleyblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/26/b...
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So You Want to Use the Restroom in this Taqueria | Ryan C. Bradley
I've spent a lot of this month writing about comics. I've always wanted to write one. In fact, in third grade I made plans with two friends
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chapbook coming soon. Join the Patreon at any paid level and get the digital edition free. Dreamcasttwo.com
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What the hell Google
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Fantagraphics @fantagraphics.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SCAM ALERT: Do not order from www.fantagraphics-us.com, it is not a legitimate website! They have cloned our real website and are stealing people’s credit card information. If you want to order directly from us, please do so at www.fantagraphics.com.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Backed the hell out of this
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Screw worm flies are in Austin Texas. Get fly catchers. They stink like shit but they catch a ton of flies including screw worms.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Who can hook me to when their Paramount subscription so I can watch the presidents birthday party? " said nobody
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Trillionaire shouldn't exist
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander @eveharms.com · 07/06/2026
I made a free patreon page for my writing! I'll be posting my newsletters and other updates here for all members to access, so it's a good way to keep up with me and my work! www.patreon.com/posts/160456...
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My patreon page! Join for free, and support my work | Eve Harms
My patreon page! Join for free, and support my work by Eve Harms on Patreon. Join Eve Harms's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Pre-order these bumper stickers now ahilbert3000.bigcartel.com/product/i-do...
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I don't let Teslas merge bumper sticker pre-order
7.5" by 3.75"
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
200 days of Godzilla everyday youtube.com/shorts/hVRgU...
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200 days of Godzilla everyday
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How does heaven see you
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max booth will never die @interrobangbus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
my friend @ahilbert3000.bsky.social doodled me as one of his deranged sonic characters in preparation of this month's ha! ha! storytime @ radio coffee & beer in south austin
max booth as a weirdo sonic character
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Congratulations to Ken Paxton! youtube.com/shorts/vJglZ...
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Ken Paxton #haiku #poetry
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Cole Wagoner 🦆 🏈 @colewagoner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
He’s living in 3026 over here. What a life hack.
Area man finds out food you buy and cook yourself is cheaper than a restaurant. Wild shit.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Help peelander z gofund.me/6de30626c
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Donate to Support Peelander Z's Road to Recovery, organized by Dan Redman
P E E L A N D E R Z ! ! ! The greatest band ever from Planet Peelander need yo… Dan Redman needs your support for Support Peelander Z's Road to Recovery
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Godzilla everyday 184 ドカン youtube.com/shorts/gTXCK...
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big tech Godzilla everyday 184 ドカン
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
#Haiku #comic about gravity narrated by an imbecile
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
The Iranian Ceasefire Agreement is the sequel to Infrastructure Week
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Watch live www.youtube.com/live/70jU5Sh...
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Ha! Ha! Storytime! 4/14/2026
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Poem today youtube.com/shorts/TTnSq...
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poem a day: Eat your money now Because the bread is stale The blood will sustain you #haiku #poetry
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Adaptive charging is dumb
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Poem a day 6 I didn't like Legos growing up Impatient with directions Never seeing the end from the beginning Now There is joy in the mundane Calm in the clicking of pieces As my kids pass me the blocks With vague instructions Knowing full well What they are aiming for while I pause to listen
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Poem a day www.patreon.com/posts/poem-d...
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Poem a day 4/1 | Dreamcast 2
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My hands look like this so my president's hands can look like that
On the left side it reads "my hands look like this' with a drawing of a dirty hand. On the right it says " so my president's hands can look like that" with a drawing of a hand with blood on it. The blood of Innocents is on our president's hands and our taxes pay for it.
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
There should be a Lego resident evil game
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
yarn & twig boutique www.patreon.com/posts/yarn-t...
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yarn & twig | Dreamcast 2
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Bibi made me do that. Feel free to download and distribute as stickers as needed
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I am very proud of that palm tree youtube.com/shorts/Lge3p...
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Godzilla at the beach, cardboard and construction paper crafts. Godzilla everyday day 111. #craft
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Costco raises the price of the hot dog and soda combo (with refill) Godzilla everyday day 110 youtube.com/shorts/NDGnQ...
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Costco raises the price of the hot dog and soda (with refill). Godzilla everyday day 110
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Godzilla 109 youtube.com/shorts/evj0D...
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this came to me in a dream Godzilla everyday 109 ゴジラ hot dog man
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Godzilla 108 youtube.com/shorts/3Vfq0...
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it's days like these when I wonder if art is worth it at all. then I talk to Godzilla everyday 108
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Please let's get to 300 subs youtube.com/shorts/np4fx...
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Godzilla everyday day 107. the wiener dog kaiju appears. Godzilla attack! can we get 300 subs?!
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Godzilla everyday day 106. rejuvenate on the throne amongst the plants and monsters of our own
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
March 10 is Mario Day mar10 If you don't share this I will die youtube.com/shorts/4bs3q...
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March 10 is Mario Day mar10
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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evolution of Godzilla. evolution of hot dog. Godzilla everyday day 105
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Andrew Hilbert @ahilbert3000.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
No big bend wall
A caricature of the felon president with a made up quote that encapsulates his hypocrisy and vile nature " I never saw a part of God's creation I didn't want to deface." 

Bottom text says no big bend border wall. Blood leaks out of his mouth because he is possessed by a demon perhaps or because he has no fucking soul. He is an artless bastard with no concept of natural beauty and unworthy of any office in any land. If there is a god or creator, it is hard to reconcile the fact that the same hand that molded Big Bend also molded our president. Maybe we are trapped in their fiction.
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