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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah imagine if they phrased the headline “are publicly telling researchers they identify”
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 5h
Oh that is adding insult to injury. Like they had one job!
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 5h
HELLO
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 5h
Voulez-vous couchez et cetera 🥖
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 5h
The thing about “jokes” that are just restatements of the actual attitude of people who are your peers is the question becomes…what is the joke, exactly. I know he’s deleted the tweet now but tomorrow it’ll be a different AI guy doing the exact same thing with some other aspect of his life.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 5h
Ah and they’re making all changes contingent on the salary cap. Classic bargaining.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 6h
Like I’m happy to discuss how children’s inability to consent is one reason a civil society has an obligation to maintain minimum standards and access to resources/education/etc., because each child deserves that regardless of their parents’ choices/lifestyle. But that’s different lol.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 6h
The catch-22 of no baby being legally able to consent to birth until they turn 18 (or the applicable age in your legal jurisdiction)….
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 6h
We need some Law and Order episodes detailing the plea negotiations and pre-trial work. Might have to be a multi-parter.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 7h
The quiet smugness of the Amazon profile non-havee. I know it’s not possible for everyone to avoid using them for shopping, but boy it feels good when you can. I mean they have years of my data from before of course. No one is truly outside the panopticon.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah market demand does not ethics make. I understand people have to eat under capitalism but that doesn’t justify literally anything you choose to do. I mean that’s why markets should be regulated. It’s why we try to have a society instead of chaos. Well, someone of us try anyway.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah it’s a big citation needed on this being a joke.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 8h
I am happy for you if you have found meaning in horoscopes and signs. Please do what works for you. But please do not send me messages where the entire meaning hinges on me understanding what a virgo sun is. It’s like the adults in Charlie Brown to me.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 9h
Also the idea that “demand from everyday people” is somehow organic and not connected to and driven by all the media coverage, money, and lies needs to die.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 9h
“The thing AI haters miss is the real demand people have for what AI does every day” ok but a huge amount of that is just bad. And absurd. People want to do bad and harmful things. Demand doesn’t make it a good idea.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 9h
I’d say “this guy probably thought Brave New World was about a genius new way to raise children” but there’s no way he ever read that book.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 9h
The screaming inhumanity of these people We cannot make you think about the world, your place in it, or the values you absorbed without once bothering to question whether they made sense. But everyone around you will suffer as a result of your drone-like replication of patriarchal capitalism.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 20h
Legend
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 20h
Can you pil it af?
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 20h
🤐 LOL
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 22h
Spreading the good news
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 23h
Just watched a guy take the wheels off a broken skateboard and leave the broken board pieces behind when he left the train. THERE ARE TRASH CANS ON THE PLATFORM YOU MONSTER
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Making Paul deal with Alex’s absolutely bleak menu was a genius move and I toast whoever decided to do this. But I am surprised as a Taskmaster fanatic that Paul had not already realized Alex clearly has no taste.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congrats to the Brit in the 90s who realized “leader” and “dealer” have the same letters.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like why not! Truly what is he doing.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m assuming this was recorded when he was over for CBB, which makes this extra funny to me.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
PFT on Off Menu…Ed starts by promoting Paul’s podcast SPONTANEANATION? Edmund. Edgar. Edward Stephenson. What year was the last Spont ep released?
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When my team was put on 80% due to grant funding stuff we picked Fridays off. And although the pay cut was not great, the 3-day weekends were.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Definitely a case where this is very much inhibiting her grieving and acceptance.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do not have the energy to do all this again
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah I’m way more afraid of what they’ll be able to get away with and blame AI for than what any particular AI program will ever do.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The woman thinks she’s starting to set the precedents for the eventual acceptance of AI like the acceptance of photography and oof, buddy.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I mean website have been doing these advertising demographic data collections for years. I feel like it gets turned into a meme every time, but it hasn’t needed to be AI-based before.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And like one decade of a mild feeling that maybe we might be able to do a few small things about it was way too much for a lot of them to handle, so here we are.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Christopher ahahahaha #NicheBuglePosting
A post from Chris Addison in reply to Alice Fraser that reads, “So long as I don't forget where the secret gunpowder traps are. And why do Andy and John have to be platonic? Give the public what they want!”
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The last round was adding walls with spikes on top to the existing turnstiles (to discourage the jumping over) but apparently now it’s this. I don’t think I’ve seen them in the wild. Boston has little gates that open but they’re only waist-high in my experience. Much more normal.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does anyone have a total for how many hundreds of millions they’ve spent adding all the turnstile security over the last decade Anyway transit should be free
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I HATE THAT THEY’RE TURNING THE SUBWAYS INTO A PRISON TO SAVE $3 But this is hilarious
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A good girl!!!
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes I would say if there are concrete things affecting the work that would probably be what matters most.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NYC apartment heat turned on yesterday. At 7am. With SO much clanging. Anyway I think you’re in the clear!
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That wording is weird; it makes it sound like trans women aren’t involved. That’s not what I meant either. That’ll teach me to edit half a sentence halfway through a post.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why some days I get so depressed, as a person working in an anti-GBV field where 99% of the people who do the work are cis women or queer and trans men. We are doing everything we can but we simply will not reach the source. All we can do is treat the symptoms. Which matters! But still.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is life goals
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah, I see. The wording thing was a red herring. Your actual position is “nothing good can be done, don’t bother trying.”
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This confusion was deliberately created by the AI boosters to make their product seem better and you have so entirely bought into the framing that you’re blaming the victims. Focus that energy on the people creating the wrong here.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But really the overcrowding of the streets inside the Park just supports my position that most of the streets outside the Park should also not be for cars. We need space. People want to walk and run and bike. Make 5th Ave and CPW car free as well. And expand from there.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A lot going on here (“The city has not yet followed through on the recommendations for those new bike lanes”), but the fact that this latest death appears to have been caused by an off-leash dog and the owner did not even get a ticket is riiiiiight up there. We have a leash law for a reason.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah the gulf stream makes all that life possible in places that would be wildly different without it. I mean NY is on par with like southern Italy and the idea of a palm tree here is laughable.
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Ahab @ahab.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You guys have palm trees at latitudes that are north of Winnipeg. On my first visit when I saw that I was like ok so none of this makes sense.
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