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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
with xcancel gone, i feel like i need to restore my old twitter account just to lurk, then i saw one of the posts there and was like "nah lol."
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LLucico @llucico.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Day 9 #ganqing Shelter from the unexpected
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
interesting how different manufacturers approach the paper of the same density. not to mention md paper is cheaper considering it's an imported product. gotta try it on lead i suppose.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
what in the 80 gsm is this
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
what starts at yokohama arena ends at yokohama arena 😔 may the gacha god smile upon me (do japanese bands still do lottery tickets? it’s been so long haha
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ช็อคไรก่อน ดอลลี่พาร์ตันเสีย หรือสแกนดัลแยกวง 🙍 ต้องไปญี่ปุ่นอีกละมะ เผื่อมี final live
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Lavys🍎CA12 @lavyplus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
สวัสดีค่ะ มาเปิดพรีออเดอร์สินค้า Arknights & Endfield ลงงาน Echoes Through the Stargate : AK & AKEF Only Event by Fans #ETTS2026 ค่ะ เปิดรับยอดถึงวันที่ 5 ส.ค. เท่านั้นนะคะ ฟอร์มพรี : forms.gle/tkRxs5htDJvV... *การกรอกฟอร์มมีผลกับจำนวนผลิต บางรายการอาจไม่มีการผลิตไปวางหน้างานหากไม่มีคนพรี*
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
must be because i was reading this article before bed. www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
newyorker.com
How G.P.S. Changed the Way We Think
A new book, “Little Blue Dot,” by Katherine Dunn, raises questions about the unintended consequences of knowing where we are.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the other day i had a similar spatio-memoria (i coined this 2 seconds ago) dream. i think it involved google maps and that my home (and other places surrounding like 10km of my home) were gone from the map. i knew by heart where it was but i just kept looking at the map and missed it.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
don’t remember the rest. that’s what i wrote down in my commonplace notebook when i woke up. my neck kinda aches afterwards so that maybe molds lmao. end of rant.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
in this dream i was a decay expert bcs i wrote a book about people turning into plants. so they wanted me down there with some handfuls of scientists to assess a situation. but as we were being taken back up, molds were invading the elevator and someone’s flesh just turned inside out. very green.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
last night i dreamt bangkok was being taken over by colonies of molds and bacteria (pink and green were the only colors i saw in that dream), so we opted to build more buildings on top of our decay. To visit the subterranean bangkok, you need an hour-long elevator ride. strangely prophetic tbh.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
all my dreams have been so weird lately (as if it was any less weird before) i might turn it into a feature… wait
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Why would anyone even want an Airpods with a camera? Fucking nuts. Just let headphones be headphone. I’m gonna save myself a grand and buy moondrop chu 2 instead 🤷‍♀️
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Green🐘 @tmgreenele.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ดีใจที่พอคนส่วนนึงต่อต้านรูปเไมากๆเข้า บางคนเริ่มประชดด้วยรูปวาดหรือตัดต่อสนุกๆแบบไม่ได้ต้องใช้สกิลเทพสร้างมาโพสท์แทนแล้วมักจะไวรอลไปไกลมากๆ คนก็จะทำตามมากขึ้น เป็นการโต้กลับของมนุษย์ที่สนุกมาก มันรู้สึกมีความหวังอะ ว่าโลกที่ไม่มีรูป ไม่มีวิดิโอเไอุบาดๆอาจจะกลับมาได้ และการเหยียดยี้เจนเไจะเป็นกระแสหลักได้ในสักวัน
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นุ่จะหนาวถ้านุ่รุ่ว่าพรี่เปนไค(ไม่จิง) @laoeangka.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
ไปนิทรรศการ Pingu มา มีความสุขมาก …..😭😭😭😭
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
fascist twink vs socialist daddy
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Genshin Impact EN @genshinimpact-en.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Happy Birthday, Arlecchino! #GenshinImpact #Arlecchino Today has been unusually quiet. Still, seeing the barely hidden smiles on the children's faces... I imagine they have a bedtime surprise in store for me. Lyney's hat? A novel idea.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ve only watched ten seconds of this video so far, but I love this aristocratic Chinese princeling who hates equality. This is the new breadtube
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Girlwithcherryhair🍒 @gwcherryhair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
แยกนี้สเตรทห้ามข้ามค่ะ อ้อมไปข้ามแยกอื่น
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me when i lost the idgaf war bc of someone else’s idgaf war :(
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it’s ok to not have an opinion on everything and not have a comment on a breakout thing. the grass is still green and the sky is still blue? and ironically i am caring about this comment saying i don’t care lmao. oh well.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the brush-off “why care about xxx” doesn’t even make sense. like, ok? why do we have to care about you not caring about this thing? who even asks your opinion? people cares about a lot of dumb things and you may not care for them and that’s fine- but saying “why care” like, it’s just bad faith lol.
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tired: using torrents to download the latest Harry Potter movie. Wired: using torrents to download the Amnesty International report that JK Rowling wants to censor.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
ok but be fr, beatrix outshady jade is NOT on my 2026 gay agenda… woman is the most shadiest shade to ever shade in honkai: sussy baka rail. anyway i’m ready for them both. and i don’t mean pulling.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
girl chose not to upset them shady mommies bc she knows she will be star railed if she does… so smart 😔✋🏻 (based based based based based based based based based based based based based waow…
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh to be robin and wedged between these women like a chicken between white breads…
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
girl (gender neutral) bluesky logged me out of my own account again. anyway i’m back. i saw robin s promo with jade and beatrix and immediately my mind went to threes*me. good maiden guides my hand.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
call me disney princess the way birds congregate at my windows every morning and flirt with each other
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หมูมะนาว @moomanoww.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
วันก่อนเดินงานตลาดนัดของกิน เดี๋ยวนี้ทุกร้านใช้เอไอเจนป้าย แล้วมันเหมือนกันไปหมดเลย เดินไปเจอสิบร้านร้อยร้าน ฟอนต์เหมือนๆ กัน สไตล์เหมือนๆ กัน วิชวลฟาทีกมากๆ (ยังไม่รวมว่า เดี๋ยวนี้ของกินก็เหมือนๆ กัน อะไรเป็นกระแสก็ทำตามๆ กัน)
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
Social media post, describing a routine…

> turns on my computer
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new Al feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new Al fea
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i am what the cave has been. wow that was a banger line i should put it somewhere because i’m a ✨writer✨
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
going to a dentist is what i imagined a mountain must feel getting eroded by wind and water.
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โชกรุบุชสึมายโกปุรินเสสึสุ @aeiou00srsly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
กุอยากซื้อคำว่ายุริไปทิ้ง (รอบที่ล้าน)
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I think one of the most dangerous things that has become normalised in the internet age is the idea that absolutely everything is everyone's business and we absolutely must place moral valence on the behaviour of everyone we hear about
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my book of craft essays is also on the way. here’s the title page (cover reveal soon) ✨
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
every single actor joining the new harry potter series saying "I don't agree with JK Rowling's opinions!"
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
when a man does it he is mean, sexy and catty. when a woman does it she is an immoral bitch. news flash, kenneth arita is the IPC department's head. wow, am i right? wow.
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Em!! @emggily.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
😭😭😭😭😭
A doodle of an artist in agony as the text "I WILL FINISH THIS CREATIVE PROJECT" repeats in the background.
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Jean-Michel Basquiat @basquiat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
To Repels Ghosts, 1986 botfrens.com/collections/27/content…
To Repels Ghosts
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“piece of shit terf queen and her exceedingly mid book” goes into my dictionary.
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✨💜 king 💜✨ @king-reinhardt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How about this: Instead of hyping up the piece of shit TERF queen and her exceedingly mid books, we point kids in the direction of K.A. Applegate and her fantastic, terrifying Animorphs series?
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
re: lost weekend: sonically ambitious. wouldn’t say it’s anything revolutionary for pb, but it’s very new and even more weird lol.
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CesarZebrah @cesarzebrah.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nice waist *grabs it* #arlefuri
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
that's how much i trust jade. and look at planarcadia now. we thought blade was gonna help. we thought ashveil was going to do something. now you we back to jade and beg her "please save my friends." she CAN not save us and i'll still thank her for her time. lobbyists ftw.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
god forbid woman does ANYTHING. y'all can't go a second without slandering and smearing the OG cuntress just because she has been up to her silly little hobby such as killing men. when she showed up and said, "go to astropolis you filthy raccoon." i am ready to run on all fours to astropolis.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
and more often than not there is a good reason that a piece has been rejected. not to mention several mags have like a policy that welcomes re-submitters (who have not been published/prvsly been rejected within the past soandso months.) several 1st-time rejected pieces were accepted at the 2nd sub.
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i want to publish my own mag called the rejected, where if your piece is rejected from other lit mags it is welcomed here. but it's the fear of a certain kind of submission that stops me dead from doing this lol
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i don't care if i have microplastics in my body. you know what e @agyjadeapologist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
submissions reading period once again reeeee
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