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Alex Goldman

@agoldman.bsky.social

30K followers 1.9K following 4K posts

I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social and @amityvilleville.bsky.social. I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15h

Welcome to the future of thinking. NERVE CENTER premieres next Thursday on InfoWars.

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why does every microwave have a “popcorn” button but every popcorn bag says “DONT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON?” We went deeper than I thought possible getting the DEFINITIVE answer. Talked to the popcorn industry, the microwave industry. Even the inventor of popcorn sensing microwave technology.

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Hyperfixed | A Button is a Promise

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Elk @an-elk.bsky.social · 9h

Willow - "Ooh. You pushed the button on the microwave that says 'popcorn'?"

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18h

Seems like people really like this episode which is so cool! If you want to support us making weird silly stuff like this (and sometimes serious stuff too) please consider becoming a hyperfixed premium member. We are completely independent and your support will go to health insurance for the team!

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18h

Speaking of the team, this story was @emmacourtland.bsky.social and Amor Yates’ baby. Emma especially agonized this story and it shows in the finished product. I feel so lucky to get to work with them

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18h

Seems like people really like this episode which is so cool! If you want to support us making weird silly stuff like this (and sometimes serious stuff too) please consider becoming a hyperfixed premium member. We are completely independent and your support will go to health insurance for the team!

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Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18h

I just followed if you want to DM I can share you on the script

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 18h

I will get you a transcript!

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 19h

Maybe listen to the story before telling me the answer

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 21h

And yes, we did talk to @techconnectify.bsky.social for this story!

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love cold calling a guy and saying “how are you?” And having him respond “well, I’m 80. So…old”

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 22h

Hahahaha thanks, Nic Schweitzer from Somerville, MA.

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We do mention this in the episode. It’s an America specific issue

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Get this guy on Johnny Carson!!!

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love cold calling a guy and saying “how are you?” And having him respond “well, I’m 80. So…old”

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why does every microwave have a “popcorn” button but every popcorn bag says “DONT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON?” We went deeper than I thought possible getting the DEFINITIVE answer. Talked to the popcorn industry, the microwave industry. Even the inventor of popcorn sensing microwave technology.

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Hyperfixed | A Button is a Promise

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If it means anything at all, it is not something that works.

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Legally I am not allowed to

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This movie is 90% mila kunis falling

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Top to bottom just an insane movie.

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I am watching Jupiter ascending and it’s so insanely bad. Every decision is bad. Dude wants to marry his resurrected mom?

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh my god thank you

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m actually working on getting some like 4 day workshops together for next year

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is there a paint I can get that will make a surface seem shiny and have give rainbow reflection like a bubble?

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hall of fame, what’s next hall of ween?

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thanks homie

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thank you evil baby

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have to say our episode on Amityville Island is the most nuanced convo we’ve had on the show yet, so it was great to have Brian and Rob on, they’re incredibly thoughtful about this stupid movie with a posessed bear in it

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Shailene Woodley what’s next frickin Shailene Metal-y?

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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

FOLKS! The great @agoldman.bsky.social invited @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social & I to guest on their maniacal show covering every movie w "Amityville" in the title, @amityvilleville.bsky.social ! We came on to cover 2020's loopy, socially indelicate AMITYVILLE ISLAND! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...

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Amityville Island (Feat. Rob and Brian of Box Office Gross)

Podcast Episode · Amityvilleville · October 2 · 1h 35m

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Binance is a financial planning app for bisexuals

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey if you're a premium @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social member, I'm gonna be livestreaming an AMA tomorrow on the Hyperfixed discord. Come by and hang out, we can chat and goof around. And if you aren't a premium member, you can become one here! hyperfixedpod.com/join

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Amazing line in the movie Amityville Island: “I wasn’t even sure that you could talk. But now that you are…shut up!!!”

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thanks so much, Mark!

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As of this writing, we have 3,725 premium subscribers. I'm hoping to get it to a clean 4,000 by the end of the year. If you can support us, please consider doing so! Thanks for listening. I hope you're well. hyperfixedpod.com/join

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you would consider becoming a member, it'd mean the world to me. If you can't afford it, no worries, I get it. If you think I'm terrible, that's ok too. But if you like the show and can't support financially, sharing with your friends would be huge. hyperfixedpod.com/join

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You will also get to support an independent media outlet that puts literally all of its money back into reporting. I have a dream one day of being able to grow our staff, take on more ambitious projects. But right now, I'd just like to pay myself back for the past year. hyperfixedpod.com/join

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are making great strides, in that I am able to pay my colleagues. But I'm still struggling to pay myself. Which will work for a while, but understandably not forever. So I'm asking you to become a premium member. You'll get bonus eps, discord access, discounts on merch, etc.

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Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hi, I am Alex Goldman, former host of Reply All, current host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. The premise of our show is that listeners write in with problems and we fix them. They can be small and insignificant or huge and overwhelming. We have our own problem, which is financial stability.

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Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you James!!!

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As of this writing, we have 3,725 premium subscribers. I'm hoping to get it to a clean 4,000 by the end of the year. If you can support us, please consider doing so! Thanks for listening. I hope you're well. hyperfixedpod.com/join

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Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you would consider becoming a member, it'd mean the world to me. If you can't afford it, no worries, I get it. If you think I'm terrible, that's ok too. But if you like the show and can't support financially, sharing with your friends would be huge. hyperfixedpod.com/join

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Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You will also get to support an independent media outlet that puts literally all of its money back into reporting. I have a dream one day of being able to grow our staff, take on more ambitious projects. But right now, I'd just like to pay myself back for the past year. hyperfixedpod.com/join

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Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are making great strides, in that I am able to pay my colleagues. But I'm still struggling to pay myself. Which will work for a while, but understandably not forever. So I'm asking you to become a premium member. You'll get bonus eps, discord access, discounts on merch, etc.

hyperfixedpod.com

Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hi, I am Alex Goldman, former host of Reply All, current host of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. The premise of our show is that listeners write in with problems and we fix them. They can be small and insignificant or huge and overwhelming. We have our own problem, which is financial stability.

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Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The dogs don’t lie brother!

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In order to enjoy playing guitar you only have to be talented enough to play the riff from Just Got Paid by ZZ Top. It’s the most relaxing thing I have in my life.

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You aren’t the only person. Who mentioned this, so I’ll get at supporting cast and ask em about it

Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you! That’s so weird, I’ve asked supporting cast what’s up with that. And is not like your credit card expired or anything?

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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Who up making massage room music