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Kris

@agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social
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27 🇩🇰 | Will post about my own music, taylor swift, the witcher, starkid and any other tv shows, games or music I find interesting | they/them 𓆏 My debut album Mortal Gods is out now!! Listen here: ffm.to/lnjqwyw

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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 30/09/2026
giant pikachu 🐁⚡️ #art #pokemon
Illustration of a gigantic pikachu in the middle of a city
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 14h
It’s coming… 🎃
A marker drawing of the “Dancing Pumpkin Guy” in a small Moleskine sketchbook. To the right are two Copic markers.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the fucking merchants the witcher are like medieval ebay scammers or something “I’ll buy that thing from you for 30 crowns… you can buy it back for 250 if you change your mind… this seems like a fair bargain”
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fucking did it!! I withstood the temptation and now I can play the remaster as soon as I get back from work 🥳🥳
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reputation is 10 years old next year
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The Santa Clause: Tim Allen's Transformation
Alt: The Santa Clause: Tim Allen's Transformation
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Chaoslor✨🔥🖕🏻🌵🖕🏻 @chaoslor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw this on the bad place
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Kate (Now with 50 bucks and a brain cell)🐞🫶🏼🌶️💐🧶🎀 @brokenprophecy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MY FUCKING GUY🔥🔥🔥😎 #macklemore pitchfork.com/story/mackle...
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Macklemore Announces Free Palestine Tour
“As you all know, my schedule freed up a bit”
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Whyyyy
Screenshot from Taylor’s EU store showing sold out Patient Zero vinyls
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I AM SEEING NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE LIVE!! 🥳🥳
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the announcement of the remaster makes me want to replay the witcher so bad but it’s also just dumb to start before the remaster is out ugghhh 😭😭
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shrimp cult
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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WIRED @wired.com · 10/09/2026
ICYMI: AI researcher Jacob Coxon sent shock waves through Silicon Valley and beyond on Tuesday by announcing his resignation from Anthropic and delivering a grave warning that the AI race is putting all of our lives at risk.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my Hannah Montana room in Dreamlight Valley 🙂‍↕️🤫
my character dressed as Hannah Montana in a red shirt with a white jacket over, blue jeans and white boots, is standing in the middle of the room doing a shhh motion with their finger to their mouth. The room is designed to look like Hannah’s walk in closet and Joy from inside out is standing in front of the rotating closet and there are two raccoons behind my character. the room in dreamlight valley from another angle with my character in front of the walk in closet doing the shhh motion in a side profile.the room from the actual show. Miley Cyrus as Hannah Montana in a green dress and brown boots is pointing at the shoe racks.a picture showing the whole room with the HM doors on the left and a shoe chair with a pillow with the text “Hannah Montana” beside it. Over the door is a neon lights sign with a treble clef and music notes. Behind the chair is a blue suitcase with clothes. On the right side of the room is the rotating closet and the show racks. Besides the closet on the wall are 4 platinum and gold records and a collage of images. In between the closet and shoe rack is a white electric guitar. In the middle of the room is a green and yellow rug with a tiny glass table on top and a purple chair.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He peek
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pencil drawing + digital colouring in Procreate!! #art #illustration
A drawing of a scene with flowers, leaves and mushrooms, drawn with scratchy pencil lines, and added colorful leaves and flowers in orange, peach and purple.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Non Danish people will never understand the jumpscare I got as a 10 year old looking through the album booklet and seeing this name in the credits 😭
The Apple Music credits on Selena Gomez’s song Ghost Of You with the name “Rasmus Seebach” circled under songwriters
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“The company said it expected this type of incident to become more commonplace as models – the technology that underpins AI tools such as chatbots and agents – become more capable”
Mike Wasowski from Monsters Inc pointing at a door and saying “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
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TkupBook @tkupbook.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dratini <3 [ #pokemon #fanart #dratini #cute ]
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Jen 🐦‍🔥 @jen4man.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
👇 #TaxTheRich
A vertical meme with a blue, icy landscape background. Centered white serif text reads: “It’s 50,000 B.C. You are immortal. The world is still frozen in an ice age. You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent. 52,024 years later it’s 2024. You still don’t have as much money as Elon Musk. TAX THE FUCKING BILLIONAIRES.”
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
my first box is almost exclusively shinies 😂
my first box in Pokémon Z-A showing 25 different shinies and 5 legendary Pokémon
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
found some really cheap (at least compared to all other listings) pokémon black and white games (because they don’t have the original case but who the fuck cares about that dvdnvdjdj) but they are USA cartridges CURSE YOU NINTENDO DS REGION LOCK 😭😭
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A surprising amount of getting older is rereading books and rewatching films you read and watched when you were young and finding out that characters in them are much more horrible than you remember.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Danish language really only has one word and it’s “nå” and it means different things depending on how you say it - like that tree alien in the marvel movies 🙂‍↕️
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Did I fly to London just to see some nasty blue shit? Maybe so 🙂‍↕️
a red curtain with the text “the guy who didn’t like musicals over it”the cast of “the guy who didn’t like musicals” mid bowsthe cast of “the guy who didn’t like musicals” mid bows
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
AJ HOLMES IS BACK?!? 😭😱
a picture of AJ Holmes as Gary for Starkid’s new musical Tomb Quest. He is wearing s hood and holding a book to his chest also titled ‘Tomb Quest’
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Melody 🎃✨ @meloteaart.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
15/30 of #pleinAirpril A nice day for a swim #pokemon #gouache #art #pokopia
A gouache painting of the pokemon Marill in a sunlit pond with lily pads.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I just noticed I somehow have 3 masterballs I didn’t even know how long have I had multiple 😭😂 vvdkdvdjdjd
an in game picture of Pokémon Legends Z-A of the player character aiming an ultra ball in front of a pokémon center, to show the poké ball menu showing 3 masterballs besides the equipped ultra balls
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My friend forgot my birthday 😭🥴
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
found out there’s another person in my sports club who has the same birthday as me (today) 👀 we were like this yesterday 😆
Two spider men pointing at each other
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✨ IS0 f0lkl0re cat 🪿 ✨ @lavenderblazed.swifties.social · 08/04/2026
chloe, sam, sophia, and marcus are all names included in red wine brands and ratty drinks red wine on stage at every show how have i never known this?
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Ms. Misanthrope 🇺🇸 @lilmsmisanthrope.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
In 1953 Iran had a functioning democracy. A free press. Seven political parties. Women in universities. Women granted voting rights in municipal councils in 1952. A secular prime minister named Mosaddegh who believed Iran's oil belonged to Iran. The US and Britain decided he had to go.
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ʀʏᴀɴ ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀꜱ ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ 🇵🇭 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanthomasriddle.com · 04/04/2026
This and Victor Glover are the aspects of the Artemis mission that I am most excited by. Also, Victor Glover became the farthest any Black man has travled from Earth.
Astronaut Victor Glover
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
did this in classrooms too
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Jupiter from Stuffy Doll @stuffydoll.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
New music alert! “Le Ballet qui Saigne” is out NOW, only on Bandcamp! A movie-length sci-fi tragedy of artistic expression, war, and betrayal… and there’s a robot named Volochenko! Come explore the Parisian catacombs, the mining colony on Europa, and the country of New Svalbard on the moon!
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Le Ballet qui Saigne, by Stuffy Doll
35 track album
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
took me this long to realise that not only is Trousdale dressed like the powerpuff girls (that I already knew) but their hair colours literally match the characters too 😭😆
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Roolphibia 👑🐊 *K. Rool's (3rd) biggest fan :)* @roolphibia.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Like and Retweet if you actually fucking HATE OpenAI
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
thread of my crochet projects
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
she’s literally me wow 😂
from Olivia Rodrigo’s mailing list announcing her third album. It says “my third album you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love is out June 12th. No matter how hard I try to write love songs they always come out laced with a little melancholy. I am so proud of this record and I can’t wait for you to hear it. Available for preorder now! xo, Liv”
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Val @valssky.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Happy #AutismAwarenessMonth ! Let's make an special #artshare! This special edition is to support autistic artists of every kind! As for the rules: 🎨Share this post 🎨Tag some friends 🎨If nsfw, please flag it 🎨If it's nft/ai, it's a block, a big no no! And most important: Have fun!
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a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with big eyes and a sad face .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with big eyes and a sad face .
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Jupiter from Stuffy Doll @stuffydoll.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Howdy! I make music as Stuffy Doll. Here’s my most recent album, “Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost”, a concept album about queerness and disability told through the lens of a trans superhero in Tampa, Florida! I’ve got tons of music out and I have a ballet dropping soon so follow me to stay posted on it
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Ganymede Gives Up The Ghost, by Stuffy Doll
17 track album
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The US bombed a primary school in Iran, killing 168 girls. Why is nobody talking about this anymore? These abominable war crimes should not be forgotten — and nor should the lives, hopes and dreams of human beings who were slaughtered with impunity.
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TABLE @crbrnww.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Blacktip reef shark 🦈 #blacktipreefshark #art #artmoots
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
it only works if you're clicking the link, so if you wanna be super nice go to the artists links and click on it to go to their shop 🫶. and etsy sellers, update your links if you're not using this format.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is Apartheid. It's morally disgusting - and comes at the same time as Israel is committing an ongoing genocide. To see the Labour Government defend Israel repeatedly will horrify the British public - it cannot go on like this.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The “I… love you guys so much” meme with the faces covered by white boxes with the text “human made art” and “wikipedia”
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Zuccnini @zuccnini.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Candle Jammy [ #art #oc #watercolor ]
Watercolor illustration depicting a Jammy wearing a tiny candle hat standing in awe in front of a brightly lit full sized candle.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
technically I still need to make a pouch and knife to complete the pattern but fuck it 😂 the first finished crochet project since december 🫣
the front of a crocheted Kratos doll. It is wearing the default outfit from the 2018 game.the back of a crocheted Kratos doll. It is wearing the default outfit from the 2018 game.
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Kris @agoddamnacrobat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Would like to be over this stupid unrequited crush already please and thank you 😭
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