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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Announced the same day my towels got here. I got Business Prison'd (complimentary)

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

we been drinking Heavy Dew for years

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

At the urologist frantically trying to think of another word for cum: Uhhh

Auto shop sign that reads Mysak Transmission

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Riding a few small beers and a patio hog leg into a 3 day weekend oughta fix me

Long exposure night picture of a cloudy sky with a bit of parking lot

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Hi Cliff! I just hung a 50 in the rafters in honor of Rebecca Lobo. I couldn't bring myself to do it in UConn's name, but they're currently trailing Tennessee and South Carolina so you might want to! www.moneycannon.org

Donation receipt for 51.32 from New American Pathways featuring a handsome young writer

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Day 3 is $1 for each of the 176 feet of altitude these jets had while traveling ~460 mph above a packed Kinnick for the best flyover the sport has ever seen. Cleared the scoreboard by 58 feet, plenty of room to spare. youtu.be/U0gFqR2iRnM?...

Donation receipt from new American pathways featuring Spencer Hall

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social Even when your rival is a basketball school without the resources to compete in football, you can still have fun with it. $77.71 for the sweet 16 W over Nebraska $1 for each player on the floor for their most important play in program history (4 total)+Fees #charitibundibowl

Receipt from a donation to New American Pathways showing $83.88 and a dapper, if pixelated, Spencer Hall

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

#CharitibundiBowl day 1 honors tradition with $55.24 + fees for the time Brian Ferentz lit that Buckeye ass all the way up

A handsome bearded gentleman staring into you in standard definition

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Here's how it works. Sister put all of mom's xmas cookies and associated tupperware in the oven to make counter space when we were kids. She then forgot and preheated the oven. Now Virginia gets the utensils, mom gets a cute story with that and other memories, sister gets trolled. Everyone wins.

Receipt showing donation to onesimplewish.org showing "Utensils for Virginia to help her cook meals for her family"

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

They're an incredible force multiplier mixed with other goldfish species like these lil devils

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

There has never been a person in JD Vance's life who thought this, including his own mother

Screenshot of a description of a supposed Trump voter claiming he voted for Trump because he admired JD Vance's personality

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I've come around to appreciating those two dorks for this very reason. An immediate sign that I don't need to open the link or give it time. It's like seeing two 6k word essays every month on a wave of burger crime that profile this dude. I think we're good here, keep it pushing.

Picture of Mcdonald's character officer big mac. A human body with size 37 shoes, a big mac for a head, pickle nose and eyebrows, no mouth to speak of (assuming the big mac head hinges at the middle bun?), googly eyes, and a dandy little Mcdonald's bobby hat.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Not sure how anyone is taking this guy's opinions on national security seriously but I have questions

60 minutes screencap of palmer lucky with the quote "Look man, even if statutory laws applied to Ford Econoline vans it wouldn't matter because this sexy little minx is an '06 and this is all consensual"

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Day 5, keep pushing. $.10 for each @newap-georgia.bsky.social bsky follower + fees because a niche podcast can find a way to raise over a million dollars on a niche social media site, twitter be damned. Well done @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social and everyone else helping out.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Rise and grind, day 4. I'll be out in these streets screaming Drake won that beef until Lamar University gets their money up and proves otherwise. (Hopefully the write in doesn't create work for @jacketdan.bsky.social and the rest of the team) @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Receipt showing a $25 donation to New American Pathways under the name of Drake University

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

@newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social Day 3 donation is personal hate for an Atlanta CEO that started here in Jan and openly spewed racist BS about immigrants in meetings. $23, 1 for each day he worked before his firing. FUCK YOU KEVIN!

A stern but cuddly Spencer Hall looks deeply into your eyes and asks why you, yes you, haven't given to New American Pathways @ moneycannon.org yet?

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Day two donation calculated on the back of this soggy corncob. Go blue sharks, don't forget to wash your hands kids! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

She grew up so fast when they ripped her arms off

Clickbait slop ad with a clearly AI generated pic of what is appears to be a young woman with no arms and a banner of "Dating for Mature Singles"

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Plain ground pork and season your own is the way

Picture of AC Leggs pork sausage seasoning packet

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Don't know if this is true for Italian but it's about to mean "Hoodie Herm" in English

Text from article: "Did you know your last name means "pretty bird" in Italian? Are you sure we're not making that up? How sure do you want to be?"

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

You are pointing to an algorithm controlled by this guy to legitimize this bullshit office and make it look like social security cuts or whatever are bipartisan. Useful idiot doesn't begin to cover what you are. Those people are laughing at you and the rest of us know what you really are.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

There's no reading of the bible that doesn't specifically condemn this organization's existence and these agent's activities within it. Hence...

Article text: The chaplains don’t offer faith-specific worship and only bring up religion if the person they’re helping does first.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Buddy your family isn't calling you those names because they know what you do, they're calling you those names because they know what you are

Article text: “The hardest thing is, people … don’t know what we do, and we’ve been called terrible names,” said Brandon Fredrick, a Buffalo, New York-based agent some of whose family members have resorted to name-calling.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

We traded threatening robber barons with extreme violence for worshiping them as demigods. Then we allowed them to re-write the tax code. That's why I'm proposing a civic participation incentive program targeting ultra high net worth individuals...

Looking up at a guillotine blade from below

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

No prob! I block them on a handful lists and don't feel like I'm missing anything. I also don't really see anything I don't want to. It's...nice.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Not an LSU fan and I've never tailgated there but I feel like I have to buy something because over a decade ago one of you beautiful souls posted a gator piquante recipe @ ATVS that slapped so hard I bought the book and improved my cooking forever

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

Onlyfans for hog and HogsPlus for fans. An new era in Arkansas.

Tweet screenshot from the Arkansas RAzorbacks Men's Basketball account reading "Tonight. 8PM Central. Free and live on @HogsPlus.

A new opportunity. A new era"

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

*4 hours after some arrowheads are discovered on a construction site an ID slaps down on a construction desk* "Mingo Tingle - Preservation Chief, this is my site now"

Photo of a brown haired man with a beard. That's Mingo Tingle, preservation chief.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

It ain't that deep lady. Convincing ignorant people to vote against their own interests by stoking hatred against marginalized groups has been the GOP playbook for decades. Your posts are a step-by-step view into that. I commend you on their clarity.

Lazy bigot comes to terms with the fact that she's willing to sacrifice her own rights in order to make life worse for trans people

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

$1 for every Iowa drive Tory Taylor euthanized, donated in the name of PTKU because trans kids>Ferentz kids. #CharitibundiBowl

Receipt from donation to New American Pathways with an image of a man who is thoroughly disappointed by what you did to yourself last night.

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Eternal Hamnation @aggressivehams.bsky.social · 05/04/2024

AI is just amazing. Can't get this kind of customer service from a human.

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