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orson

@agentorson.bsky.social

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Father, lecturer, apparently a secret agent! Proud owner of a jailbroken iPod. | Roleplay | #AGENCY | mdni

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Don't forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget the Deadline is today!!! It can be used in court cases in litigation against you.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

So sorry to hear Guy Mann has left us. Siri, play his favorite song! youtu.be/MeFeRh9qwZA

Arrested Development: All You Need Is Smiles Song

YouTube video by cottonswop

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

LIKE if you remember Halloumi! 🧀👍😂😂😂

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

here, @warriorblood.bsky.social . . . now, i don't mean to be intrusive, love, but when are you going to pop arlo the question?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

come here. that's it. aye, breath in, that's grand. well, it's grand to meet you again all the same. the things you're afraid of, they're far, far away from here. you're XXXX here, with me, i promise.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

attachment is the root of all suffering. you live, you experience, you love people. it's only natural you don't want those people to be hurt, isn't it? you'll have to . . . excuse me, i'm, er, not very good with faces. ( a little laugh at his own joke. ) don't i know you?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

aye, doesn't it just? sometimes it feels like the world's heading in a very strange and scary direction.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

@agentguymann.bsky.social Guy, my dear friend, have you ever been in a house?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

monday tuesday happy days . . .

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

really? now why's that?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

ahh, you might find it hard to believe, but bears used to only have one head, you know. i saw them in a zoo when i was a baby.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

aye, that's me. orson means bear, you know.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

well now, i wouldn't say i *groan*.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

! ! ! URGENT ! ! ! ! ! ! TIME SENSITIVE ! ! ! To: @agentdaisy.bsky.social @agentajla.bsky.social @agentjoel.bsky.social @agentguymann.bsky.social @cartomancing.bsky.social Subject: HELP! Hello all, My iPod will not stop playing this video. Help!!! youtu.be/QmpXxMto50k?... Best, Dr. Orson Duffy

YouTube video by jai castellanos

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I don't know, Guy, but I love the funny miaow buttons he presses!

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

youtu.be/J---aiyznGQ?... #L-O-L #Liked

Keyboard Cat! - THE ORIGINAL!

YouTube video by Keyboard Cat!

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

well, there's treatments for these things now.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

mmm. what shall we have, what shall we have . . . ooh, let's see. you don't know elvis? the king? we've got a few . . . *tunes*, as áine would say. and *maybe*, if you're *extra* nice, i'll show you my king impression!

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

oh, really? how do you move beyond hands then, eh?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

shhhh, shhh. not so loud, else everyone shall want it!

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

@warriorblood.bsky.social kimmie, i think this achievement warrants a special treat. bring the jailbroken eye pod. we'll have . . . ooh, half an hour, i should think.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Maybe if we say it out loud it'll appear. Google. Google full stop com. Google. Google, Please. Cat videos. Audio of cat videos. Meow. Meow. Daisy, meow with me?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Instnant Grandma

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Daisy love, I'm blind, not deaf. What's the search bar?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

HOW DO YOU FIND OTHER SITES?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

@agentdaisy.bsky.social How do I do the Face Book? My Eye Pod is making noises at me.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I shouldn't worry, Joel. If he's white all you have to do is distract him with cheese talk.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

@agentjoel.bsky.social You can't go and fetch the ginger beer?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

I can't find the ginger beer!

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Well, I can't describe what it looks like but it feels like a picnic blanket.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Well that's grand to hear! You never know when they could come in useful. You couldn't go fetch our picnic blanket?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

how are your hands? @warriorblood.bsky.social

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Oh, not our cheese! It'll ruin the picnic blanket!

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

What's what?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

You don't mean the lovely crooning gentleman singing with the brass band?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

My jam sandwich?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Mmmmmmmm, sandwiches.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Sir Dr. Mann, there is absolutely nothing I would love more right now. Do you have any more of those sandwiches we packed?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I don't know what it is you're trying to show me, but I'm sure it's grand, Guy!

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

al terigo?

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

what's bubble tea? i only drink it from the mug - yim yum!

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

youtu.be/A81IwlDeV6c?... taking notes . . .

The Kids' Guide to the Internet

YouTube video by PDCS216

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

You don't see Telefax machines anymore. It's a grand shame.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

let's go and see what's happening outside.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

( he shakes his head. ) in *traditional* zen buddhism, you're supposed to think about this for a long time. for as long as it takes. the goal here is to think *outside* the box of your mind. these can take *years* of practice. that's why they're saved for monks.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

( then she is finally learning. ) alright. here's the most famous one. you know the sound of two hands clapping; what's the sound of one hand clapping?

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

it's called a koan. they're riddles, if you like. zen teachers use them to draw their students away from thoughts. you don't understand a koan. they aren't logical. you use it as a-- a *stallion* to the answers *within* you.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

ah, a spinning leaf? it is autumn and a young monk asks zen master ummon, 'what about the withered tree in the garden with all the leaves falling from it?' ummon responds, 'a body that is exposed to the Golden Wind.' maybe that's your story.

orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

( he's proud of her. maybe she feels it. ) tell me about it.

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

the deepmind? that's what you call it in the lands between?

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