daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've meaning Joel... Tickets meaning purchased... Chick meaning woman... None of this adds up. 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm actually not a tour guide I'm just a really knowledgeable local and also I don't think tour guides do that either? 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026( feeling exceptionally hip, as is her default state. ) Do you know what a city is? Do you know what a house is? Have you- have you ever been in a house? 010
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Lol Joel put your head in the incinerator for one sec... I got a CRAZY idea... 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@agentjoel.bsky.social Hey can you take a few photos of me on my hands and knees scrubbing? It's for an... art project. 100
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You should hit up the mall and ask some questions around the video game store for more information. It's on the third floor, west corner. Uhh, I've heard. 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026shows up 3 hours late to investigate [THE READER]'s mysterious murder only to determine it was one of those freak accident jacking off incidents or some such shit 100
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dude a five foot tall ant would be fucking terrifying. 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah it's special food alright. Have you been living under a rock? 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Come on this is our chance to FINALLY get this place organized! We'll be the only ones who know where anything is and that is true power. You know when stores change the entire setup for no reason just to make you feel crazy? My mom did that shit. It's like a psychological war power move 100
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Wrong. Xbox. Water. These are the things we need to sustain. 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026cashew nuts. mario kart. these are the things that make america great. 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026aw dammit i spilled my ice cold cokeshake all down my big ol' titties. 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Watch this, watch this, I'll make this burger disappear... 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026one: it's called a hamburger it's a very normal food and two: I'm hungry as shit that's what 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026writing IS JOEL GAY? in red pen on a white board. 010
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daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I gotta schedule some time off work for November 'cause when Skyrim drops you will NOT hear from me again. 100
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026whoever lives upstairs PLEASE shut the fuck up!! 000
daisy van blair @agentdaisy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sure! Hey quick question: How many men have you been inside 000
