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Father, lecturer, apparently a secret agent! Proud owner of a jailbroken iPod. | Roleplay | #AGENCY | mdni

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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything you've ever posted becomes public from today - even messages that have been deleted. So post the following to your page. Copy and paste it to your page now!
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photos. Don't forget the Deadline is today!!! It can be used in court cases in litigation against you.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you should see how we drank back home.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Did you*, Joel?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now, now. I'm *sure* he didn't mean it like that. Did you, Joel?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Only in the game, I'm sure!
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm sure Dungeons With Demons is grand. We could play it together!
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Daisy was just telling me about this new DWD game . . . !
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, it's like Dungeons With Demons!
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's a Sky Rim?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I hope he returns soon with his passata from the shop.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So sorry to hear Guy Mann has left us. Siri, play his favorite song! youtu.be/MeFeRh9qwZA
youtu.be
Arrested Development: All You Need Is Smiles Song
YouTube video by cottonswop
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
LIKE if you remember Halloumi! 🧀👍😂😂😂
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Daisy, love, if you want the croissant, ask for it.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
( Orson pulls a bemused face. )
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I always go at half three before they close at four so she gives me one of the excess ones they throw away at closing. It's free! Is that not an extra?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oh, I don't know . . . She always saves one just for me. Are you sure?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oh, it's for our bridge game! Hassam and myself are playing Guy and Ajla. Jamaica was on the counter, she's a lovely lass, that one, and I *think* she's given me an extra almond croissant . . .
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ah, grand! I'm just on my way back from the bakery. ( Lifting up a brown paper bag in his free hand. ) This isn't Joel's car, is it? I can't *smell* any cannabis or mold.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oh, hello you two. What're you doing?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
( the term is unfamiliar to him. he mulls it over, and laughs. ) aye. aye, i suppose i am.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
well, maybe not *you*, but what about arlo? but that isn't what *all* marriages are like.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
when are you two going to get *married*?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
here, @warriorblood.bsky.social . . . now, i don't mean to be intrusive, love, but when are you going to pop arlo the question?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
come here. that's it. aye, breath in, that's grand. well, it's grand to meet you again all the same. the things you're afraid of, they're far, far away from here. you're XXXX here, with me, i promise.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
13. also, what is a "you-tub-uh"?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
attachment is the root of all suffering. you live, you experience, you love people. it's only natural you don't want those people to be hurt, isn't it? you'll have to . . . excuse me, i'm, er, not very good with faces. ( a little laugh at his own joke. ) don't i know you?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
aye, doesn't it just? sometimes it feels like the world's heading in a very strange and scary direction.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh, that's grand! I'm glad to hear it.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@agentguymann.bsky.social Guy, my dear friend, have you ever been in a house?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
monday tuesday happy days . . .
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i'm sure that's not true, love.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
He's the Prime Minister, love. That's the man who's in charge of England and all the places it invaded.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
David Cameron?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Oh, where was he from in England? That might be why.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Er, I'm going to say 'no' to that one.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
his room is very bare for contemplation, and he shuns the luxuries and celebrations that everyone else is enjoying beyond what is cordial. orson is just the same as always.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
not that orson is that interested in it. he says thank you, and makes a show of being appreciative with the lads, and he calls it 'grand' (though what doesn't he call grand?) and all, but orson still prefers to sleep on his back, feeling the hard floor against his spine.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
a-ha-ha, er, *well* . . .
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
'what about *me*?'
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
he laughs. 'that's true, that is. maybe lucy will give me a hand.'
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
'go on, tell me.'
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
( pulling a face. )
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
a little chuckle. he clears his throat, motioning for kim to help him up. 'y'know, er, if you're staying *here*, a little birdie told me our arlo wants to put a ring on you . . .'
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
four times before we get a grip on it. it's not giving up. attachment to a time, or a place, or a single feeling, that's what kills us. makes us suffer. so we take what comes and rolls with it, see? that's the goal, anyway.'
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
orson sits crossed-legged, fresh out of meditation. 'look at you, eh? i don't even need to talk at you anymore for you to get it. you're a bright lass, kimmie. i'm proud of you. so proud of my kimmie. it's not wrong to change. sometimes the 'point' of something might get shown to us . . . three or
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
he draws an O in the top left.
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
and look after arlo, eh?
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orson @agentorson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
kimmie? look at me. don't lose your cool. this isn't a straightforward fight.
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