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AgentMaayan

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Foreign girl, known and loved by some, holding to the ground as the ground keeps shifting

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 21h
Pelican pfps were four and a half years ago?? No way
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our work week is Sunday through Thursday, so I'll be at the office. My office is also ~2,000 miles from Sheffield, so it's not like I can pop out on my lunch break to attend.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A new version of the Eisenhower matrix but it's just "me" and "everyone else" on the axis of helping and hurting, is that anything
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Overwhelming desire to start responding to everything I hear with "quick question, who does this help and who is this hurting?"
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is sensational
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After I voted the website told me you currently hold 80% of the votes. It's going to be an absolute landslide.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ran into someone I know last night and he asked me why I don't see more theatre here like I do in London. The concept of me being at work every single day seemed to baffle him, for some reason? Obviously I can go to the theatre every night when I'm on vacation, that's what vacation *is*, sir.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you continue to be incredibly talented and to do unbelievably cool things. 10/10 experience to watch the pizzamas merch video and see your name!
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday Laura! What a nice gift to *us* on *your* day.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've truly outdone yourself here Rachel
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People don't know this but Groban is actually an actor, too! He was even nominated for a Tony for his excellent performance in Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812, a sung-through adaptation of War and Peace on Broadway. (Sorry, this is very much my special interest)
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These are so beautiful! Won't bother you with international mail but they're absolutely gorgeous.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect, only missing a question mark in the end. A powerful burp?
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like teeth!
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LONDON FRIENDS: A month after Fringe now, I still think about one of the jokes from this every time I eat corn. Highly recommended!
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You wouldn't be surprised to learn this is essentially what I do for a living.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the key difference between businesses that think they sell food vs. businesses that think they sell an experience and story. The key to good product-market fit is selling what the customer is actually there to buy. Which is all to say, it's a bad choice but often an intentional one.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[you in bdg voice] ain't nothing cursed ever happened to this art-
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll save you the trouble: there is no way to write a "correct" list, but there *are* ways to write wrong lists, and this list is wrong
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recognize that my list has Smash and Dispatches from Elsewhere which are more my favourites than truly the objective best. But I read 80-100 and I'd argue it *is* a favourites list, because they put one series Netflix shows above the likes of Gilmore Girls and House, and that's just recency bias.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
גם אני! תור הזהב של האינטרנט-כקהילה-שיתופית
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
אף פעם לא יהיה עיבוד מודרני טוב יותר מגרסת הוולוג שהקדימה את זמנה, יומני ליזי בנט, ואני אמות על הגבעה הזאת
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy birthday Hanna!
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah, I remember why I keep putting it off now, because every time I get a haircut I look like Rory Gilmore coming back from Yale. (Bonus Buffy for you)
Maayan with short hair, petting her dog.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
... okay, I will go get a haircut.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes the universe will see you having a bad day and gift you a random George Fouracres cameo in Ted Lasso. Thank you universe
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you change your mind, I would be honoured.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That convinced me to get a ticket, actually.
"Thanks for your order! You're going to Coherent Comedy"
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(imagine this says open instead of opening, I've been working for 12 hours straight and my brain is the consistency of scrambled eggs)
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Annie is the perfect musical, I'm so glad it's going back on Broadway. @ Sam Pinkleton, are you opening to casting a 29 year-old brunette to play Annie? Asking for a friend with a lifelong dream
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
מעבר לקרינג׳ בקטע טוב, אי אפשר להכחיש שזה סרטון שתופס את הצופים וגורם להם להקשיב להוראות בטיחות, וזה דבר שמאוד קשה לעשות. סתם ראינו אותו מיליון פעמים על טיסות מעפנות אז ההקשר גרוע. עוד לא ראיתי את החדש אבל לא יכולה לדמיין הרבה נקודות לשיפור במה שבאמת חשוב בו
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
קשה להודות אבל הסרטון של סושרד היה ממש טוב במה שהוא היה צריך לעשות והסיבה המרכזית שאנחנו לא אוהבים אותו היא שהוא יצא לנו מכל החורים ולא נותר בלב מקום אפילו להקשר חיובי אחד לאל על
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ואיפה נרשמים לקרוא את הדוקטורט על עיבודי ז׳אנר לשייקספיר? שואלת בשביל חברה.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Girl math, you just got some free tickets out of this. (And so did I, and so did many, many other people)
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They've been very clear that they intend to try again in 2028, I guess we have to hope for that.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sunday is Macbeth-level cursed. I'm convinced the next time they try to produce it will trigger an alien invasion.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Sunday revival at the Barbican was actually cancelled because they know I would be too powerful for this world to handle if a two-Sondheim-show day ever became available to me
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wait, what do you mean leaving out gags from each episode? Are they cutting bits out of the streaming version?
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bleachers release a new song > it has a lyric comparing interpersonal relationships and war which breaks my heart > I cover it within 48 hours, half due to my love for it and half due to immense commitment to the bit. All that to say, here's the world most foreseeable video for you.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We are so back, we have never been more back
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just posted about my big girl job on my big girl linkedin and feel like big girl throwing up ✨
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hi Mark, which came first, the chicken or the egg? I appreciate your assistance in this matter.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This feels less probable than it actually is. The actual probability of a specific song playing on specific days is low, giving that "what are the odds!" feeling, but *any* song from the list on *any* three consecutive days in the run actually adds up to not that unlikely.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Congratulations! Looks like a beautiful day 💛
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To be fair, I think that when I sneeze now, too.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Where did you get this picture of me
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[raises hand] I would also like a chill indie version of Robert and the Very Bad Dogs please
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I've never been good at anything, so I will now make a machine that, by my own standards only, "beats" humans at various skills, devaluing being good at them entirely by only placing value on the imaginary scoreboard in my own head" is my least favourite sub-genre of culture these days.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bears, beets, battlestar galactica. (This is very exciting news)
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
אז תחזור לכאן בסוף ונראה אם נסכים
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