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AgentMaayan

@agentmaayan.bsky.social
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Foreign girl, known and loved by some, holding to the ground as the ground keeps shifting

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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyways, life is pretty much an "I'm so tired I could burst into tears at any moment, but at least the sky is beautiful, and I can open the window and look at it for a bit"
An orange and blue sunset over Tel Aviv
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah, I remember why I keep putting it off now, because every time I get a haircut I look like Rory Gilmore coming back from Yale. (Bonus Buffy for you)
Maayan with short hair, petting her dog.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That convinced me to get a ticket, actually.
"Thanks for your order! You're going to Coherent Comedy"
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Annie is the perfect musical, I'm so glad it's going back on Broadway. @ Sam Pinkleton, are you opening to casting a 29 year-old brunette to play Annie? Asking for a friend with a lifelong dream
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bleachers release a new song > it has a lyric comparing interpersonal relationships and war which breaks my heart > I cover it within 48 hours, half due to my love for it and half due to immense commitment to the bit. All that to say, here's the world most foreseeable video for you.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was my grandma's favourite. She had a massive CD collection, but we always picked Dolly, and she'd ask me to sing louder so she'd hear me in the kitchen. I feel like everyone has a story like that.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Until next time, Edinburgh 💜
Maayan, a young woman with brown hair and large glasses, wearing a purple Dylan® shirt, taking a selfie in Edinburgh.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Found this weird little plant after the solar eclipse today, any idea what I should feed it?
Maayan, a young woman with dark hair and glasses, holding a small plant inside a blue tin that reads "MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE". The plant may or may not eat people.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Last day of corporate life ✅
Maayan with her back to the camera, pointing to the back of her shirt which reads "done"
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
five years of this perfect song today
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wrote a song about the end of the world, it's called Brownies
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If you're gonna get sunstroke you might as well do it somewhere pretty
Maayan, a young woman with dark hair and large glasses, wearing a green jumpsuit, taking a selfie at the gate leading into the old city in Jerusalem. The sun reflects off of her hair. You can tell this is unwise but she's doing it anyways.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
אפשר להציע לך באפי לשיפור מצב הרוח? 🫂
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🖤
Buffy, Maayan's dog, a black spaniel mix
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Yay Anwen! Here's a curtain call picture from my MHE show to celebrate x
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Landslide / Fleetwood Mac (let's all agree to pretend you can't tell how tough this day has been from this video, okay?)
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🫶🌊
Maayan, a young woman with brown eyes and glasses, in the ocean at sunset.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
on the 100th listen I decided my favourite lyric on the new bleachers album is "so you retrace the steps and you dust the path for prints // there's a wasteland in you, is there something you missed?" so here's... something
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The "how do you do, fellow kids?" meme, but instead of "kids" it says "humans"
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There's really nothing like it, is there
Sunset over the Mediterranean
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Buffy went through a phase where, after we tucked. her in at night, she'd get up with the blanket still on, superhero-style, dragging a big red cape around. Happy birthday!
Buffy, Maayan's black puppy, wearing a red blanket on her back like a cape
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social @matryer.bsky.social 💛
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I can't believe you actually did it
Rachel's post from a few hours ago saying "i'm gonna go pelican crab pelican crab i think"
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Went to get a new band for my wristwatch and the old man who sold it to me said "wait, please take a butterfly before you leave" 😭
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What does BGT even know about polar bears
Maayan wearing a blue hat that reads "I'm Helping The Comedian Ted Hill "effortlessly entertaining" The Scotsman 14:50 At Assembly George Square Fix Climate Cha" which, to be honest, you had to be there to fully understand.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
File this under "ill-advised but absolutely necessary"
The Mediterranean sea at sunset.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
באפי היא יותר אוזניים מכלב
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Was sad, had to go pet a dog, still sad but now sad with dog
Maayan, a young woman with dark hair and glasses, holding Buffy, a black spaniel mix dog.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Putting up bunting in a bomb shelter is like putting rainbow sprinkles on a weetabix
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sure, everything sucks, but the neighbour's kid baked cookies for the whole building, left them at people's doors and then peeked in the hallway to see people receive them, and that is the sweetest thing I've ever seen. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm allergic 😭💛
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
what a pretty picture of an attentive audience! gosh, I wonder why it looks familiar! oh wait-
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tired girls are tired
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hey, we're okay. 💛
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
🖤
Maayan and her dog Buffy on a green pillow on the shelter floor, under a green blanket.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The comeback nobody wanted: dog in shelter
Buffy sitting in shelter on the lap of a woman wearing red PJs
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
An unexpected side effect of having a black eye is I feel closer to Jack Antonoff than ever before (also yes I'm wearing a Christmas jumper just to spite @watsoncomedian.bsky.social)
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I did really well at my big girl job today, please be proud
Maayan wearing a business-casual outfit and a headset, presenting a slide to a large audience. She looks, if I may say so myself, like a real professional who has things under control.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I know in my head that the sun sets even on the worst days, but I had to see it with my own eyes to believe it
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
You should see the other guy. (The other guy is the pavement outside Tottenham Court Road station, it hasn't been a great week)
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
bleachers announce new music > I immediately pick up my guitar
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The main thing I'm taking from the 2016 trend is how thrilled me-from-ten-years-ago would be with the me-from-now I've turned out to be. I won't pretend it's perfect, but looking back at those photos, it's hard to ignore how many of her dreams I almost take for granted.
Maayan in 2016, wearing a black coat, posing in front of the Cambridge theatre in London next to a poster of Matilda the musical. Someone go back in time and tell her, please.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It's really amazing what a 30-minute walk in the sun can do for your mental health
The mediterranean sea, with a little pier and a small lighthouse. The sky is blue and there are a few swimmers in the water.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Happy 10th birthday to my best friend, who taught me what unconditional love feels like 🖤
An old picture of Maayan and Buffy from a few years ago, playing on the floor.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Didn't think this was in the cards this year, but maybe it's my own little Christmas miracle 🎄🤍
Maayan, a white woman with brown hair and glasses, wearing a grey shirt, pointing at a decorated Christmas tree. She looks tired, because she is tired, but look, she didn't think she'd get to do the tree thing this year, so she'll take what she can get, thank you very much.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
🥲
The uploader has not made this video available in your country
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I would like to feel better now, please. (Tomorrow is a full month that I'm sick, and no end in sight. I'm really scared and tired. Send me nice things, when you can.)
Buffy, Maayan's dog, a black mixed spaniel, sitting on a blue bed, looking distraught.
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
What is she hiding, Hugh? WHAT IS SHE HIDING-
An automatic response from jade@steviechase.com saying the email address and the domain could not be found. SUSPICIOUS!!
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AgentMaayan @agentmaayan.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Murder mystery podcast @murderbastard.bsky.social is out today. It's very good. Even Buffy gave it a glowing review (which is to say she sat like this and listened for most of the first episode).
Laptop screen showing Spotify page for Murder of a Famous Bastard by Mark Watson. Buffy, a black dog, peeks from behind the screen.
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