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Luis

@agenteli.bsky.social
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Fart joke connoisseur, under employed comedy writer, enjoyer of fine vintage video games. Chicago improv admin @ the playground non-profit theater. Come see a show or something: theplaygroundtheater.com

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GamesRadar+ @gamesradarplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert www.gamesradar.com/games/japane...
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Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert
"They didn't get swept up in the live-service trend, or into these mega-blockbusters with 500-person teams"
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#WhereIsMitch 🤷‍♂️
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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Daylight Saving” and “Sunshine Protection” are deceits. Restore permanent Standard Time for more honest time-keeping.
Screen still from the movie “The Matrix” (1999). Neo (Keanu Reeves) stares at a spoon. Caption “THERE IS NO EXTRA HOUR”.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
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Umar Ditta @umarditta.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The now-deceased he-man creator had a godfundme for his ailing health.
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Average Tarkov player
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
We could have had a sitting Congress member who knew what tsundere was
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hideo Kojima games are like what if Neon Genesis Evangelion was written by Tom Clancy
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I like malort
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Will Borger @edgarallanbro.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/04/2026
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 23/01/2026
Deal Alert! This Woman Is Throwing Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Video Games out of a Window hard-drive.net/deal-alert-t...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle theonion.com/nation-yearns-for-rela…
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Every Netflix show
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/01/2026
one of scott adams best posts
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 09/01/2026
For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
A section in the Library of Congress for the ASCII art found in the beginning of every GameFaqs walkthrough
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Carlos @angrybananas.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
An absolute tragedy. He seemed like such a genuinely good man.
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Matthew Rorie @frailgesture.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Working on a writing packet for a certain well known comedy institution: regardless of whether I get hired from it, I’m feeling real proud of what I got, and moreover, it just feels really good to be writing jokes again
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 26/03/2025
Every time someone posts to cite a law that the current US administration is breaking, it feels exactly like this:
The Club Penguin meme: 

"nine one one what's your emergency"
"what do you mean youre being murdered"
"thats illegal people cant do that"
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My sister got me a new friend
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
What movie do you consider perfect?
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a man holding a stick with the words " never give up never surrender " behind him
ALT: a man holding a stick with the words " never give up never surrender " behind him
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Not a big baseball guy but having fun at the cubs/mets game holy shit is that the tom jones joke guy?
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Keyboard warrior: *drunk in tavern* I don’t wish to talk about the Keyboard Wars. But aye, child, I was there.
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
My review of the novel 1Q84: 1,300 pages of Haruki Murakami up his own ass. But I’d be lying if I said his colon wasn’t a facinating place.
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Fine, I’ll watch Andor
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If any former polygon employees want to start a new site, I have a great idea for a name
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Coop @riderstrike.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
My first thought upon seeing this post
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Ive always loved and admired the games media from afar, but that’s always meant regular heartbreak. The space has always been personality driven so mass firings always feel like a knife in some way. I’ve seen the coming and going of 1up.com, joystiq, EGM, Game Informer, and now GB and Polygon.
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The Minecraft movie might have been the most fun I’ve had in a movie theater in years
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
3 on E, #vulfpeck If had a sitcom, I would want this to be the opening theme
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
His friends call him Nosferatu. You may call him Nosferausted.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You can get Popeyes for lunch whenever you want. It’s legal
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
When the guitarist at a show is doing Zelda’s Lullaby during sound check, you know you’re about to hear about FEELINGS
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Luis @agenteli.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Mfw figuring out a new social media platform
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