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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂

@agent0020.bsky.social
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Dreams don’t come pretty, they don’t come clean and they sure as hell don’t come simple. They come true. Φ ν π. /G\

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 5h
The Nupes will never let you down
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Kappa Alpha Psi Man Dancing
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 8h
Never meet your heroes
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 10h
Private equity is a virus like aids in the 70s
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 10h
This will end sports.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 12h
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⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.blacksky.app · 17h
Excited for the end of the end.. that orange asshat has been soft launching his demise for a few months now. I don’t need to watch shit circle the drain. Lemme know when it’s all flushed down.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 18h
When those mimosas hit the ladies after brunch
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“People think being alone makes you lonely, but I don’t think that’s true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.” - Robin Williams
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was pretty dry for a fanale
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In sports, the sport is rarely the problem. The problem is the bullshit on the edge of the sport. In high school, it’s the parents. In college, now it’s the money. In the pros, it’s everything and more.
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K A Y T R A N A L D O @rchristopher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s the extra bullshit off the court.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SCOTUS' John Roberts told the AP it bothers him when people think SCOTUS is acting in a politically partisan way, which means if he feels that way, he and the rest of SCOTUS should stop acting in a politically partisan way.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Posting blank photos Lizz??
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boston *insert name* = Irish as fuck. Dropping his Rs and pretending to be from southie.
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DaBean. @honeybadger10.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folding. It is folding.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They really fucked the dog here
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Starting over is out of control 😂😂😂
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*taps this sign* the frat doesn’t make you ABC or 123. You was already that.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You thought about trying that lady haven’t you 😂😂😂😂
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wanna know which jack ass came up with “football season” for a moisturizer….. they be playing lol
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She gonna cut you 😂😂😂😂
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There needs to be an honest conversation on why women are killing their kids and when they do, the media shows the fake happy family
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how the racist Steeler fans will find a way to blame Tomlin for this ass whipping
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cutty was still tagging that ass when ole boy went to the booty house
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree and they shouldn’t. We all know football is a close quarter sport. Someone had a cold and it spreads through a team. Such a fuck up
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s on the school. There is no way any of those dudes should be on that campus without being vaccinated. Standard procedure and they fucked it up.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They gotta cancel the game.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tennessee fucking up the death penalty…… I mean wow….. do they get sued for that ?
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck @redsox.com !!!!!
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But I also say violence is a last resort.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am not out here being weird. I also have no tolerance for another man trying to confront me. We can just fight.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is fair. I’d add that YOU better also be ready for real confrontation. Don’t fake the funk.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Most of them are not built for confrontation. They will quickly go "nah im just kidding." And you should keep looking at them the same way. If you feeling extra normal you can even ask why that is funny to them. See if they will say it out loud. Make it uncomfortable.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once the money is right….
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s a Chinese style massage….
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
AND... that's okay
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
Because Babyface is writing not out of remorse or regret He's writing out of a place of profound hopefulness if you are agnostic about the proposition of love ... of course you think his writing is sophomoric because he's writing out of a way of being that you don't ascribe to
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s an MLH lol
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All facts
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone loses that amount of time because the state fucked up, the state prosecutors should be 100% held accountable for fucking it up inthe first place
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again I ask why does it take so long for this to happen? Why wasn’t this done 29 years ago? 30 years ago? You illegally took this man’s life. The part that counts anyway.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*or
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first dirty Mack and the first simp are both in the good book lol
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. There better be a conviction of Wells Fargo is sued. 2. Diego is learning a lesson of what happens when there isn’t a black man fall guy. The next darkest dude gets the heat
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder if how racist the residents of @boston.gov have been and still are. All it took was this man saying a black man did it. Nothing else
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will not police grown men into doing much of anything. Unless y’all are life long friends, you gonna get into fights. That’s fine but know what you getting into
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But see this is the only way this works. The only way.
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