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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂

@agent0020.bsky.social
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Dreams don’t come pretty, they don’t come clean and they sure as hell don’t come simple. They come true. Φ ν π. /G\

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 3h
Starting over is out of control 😂😂😂
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 3h
*taps this sign* the frat doesn’t make you ABC or 123. You was already that.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 6h
There needs to be an honest conversation on why women are killing their kids and when they do, the media shows the fake happy family
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 21h
I wonder how the racist Steeler fans will find a way to blame Tomlin for this ass whipping
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 22h
Cutty was still tagging that ass when ole boy went to the booty house
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 22h
They gotta cancel the game.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tennessee fucking up the death penalty…… I mean wow….. do they get sued for that ?
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck @redsox.com !!!!!
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am not out here being weird. I also have no tolerance for another man trying to confront me. We can just fight.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That is fair. I’d add that YOU better also be ready for real confrontation. Don’t fake the funk.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Most of them are not built for confrontation. They will quickly go "nah im just kidding." And you should keep looking at them the same way. If you feeling extra normal you can even ask why that is funny to them. See if they will say it out loud. Make it uncomfortable.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once the money is right….
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s a Chinese style massage….
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
AND... that's okay
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 30/09/2026
Because Babyface is writing not out of remorse or regret He's writing out of a place of profound hopefulness if you are agnostic about the proposition of love ... of course you think his writing is sophomoric because he's writing out of a way of being that you don't ascribe to
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All facts
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Oondasta Laughter
ALT: Oondasta Laughter
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone loses that amount of time because the state fucked up, the state prosecutors should be 100% held accountable for fucking it up inthe first place
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Again I ask why does it take so long for this to happen? Why wasn’t this done 29 years ago? 30 years ago? You illegally took this man’s life. The part that counts anyway.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The first dirty Mack and the first simp are both in the good book lol
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. There better be a conviction of Wells Fargo is sued. 2. Diego is learning a lesson of what happens when there isn’t a black man fall guy. The next darkest dude gets the heat
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A reminder if how racist the residents of @boston.gov have been and still are. All it took was this man saying a black man did it. Nothing else
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will not police grown men into doing much of anything. Unless y’all are life long friends, you gonna get into fights. That’s fine but know what you getting into
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But see this is the only way this works. The only way.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go to your room is wild 😂😂😂😂
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s well documented that for some dudes the love of care provided is contingent upon how much the mother opens her legs for him and only him.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is well documented lol
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
But also. If your titties are big enough to warrant a swipe of deodorant. Hi.
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Kirby Happy Kirby
ALT: Kirby Happy Kirby
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That pussy had to have been platinum, bucko
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And if we being real, Bad Moon 100% had it coming.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sweet Jesus 😂😂😂😂
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her: “Take it off and give me all of it “
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are challenging a professional fighter, he’d better have done something very untoward. Very. Cause y’all not gonna win that one.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a GREAT question. The answer is those men who think that way never, ever been good at a thing. When you ARE good at a thing, you know it takes work even if you are natural at it. The men who do achieve make it look easy and that easiness causes delusional thinking. The real know better.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clearly those people never watched a single show. Not one. This is complete bullshit
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hasn’t for at least 20 years
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Da Real Juicy J @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
This is my favorite genre of social media content right now Some dipshit who was trolling online getting the absolute shit beat out of them by the professional they were talking shit to 😌
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Sure Okay
ALT: Sure Okay
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got damn!!!
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kadeem Hardison flew very close to the sun in the 90s lol
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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SpottieOttieDopaliscious✨ @gemini527.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Not my fault you was cruisin’ in your sleep and…started speedin”
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sdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“BA’NARD!!!!” 😂😂
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Libra SZN (09/25) @christhewriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OOOOH MS PEEEECHESSSSS! Blew my mind when I found out he passed before the movie officially was in theaters.
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He bought her a range
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wish this dude had more time. First line that comes to mind for y’all?
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Stop letting phone strangers change your attitude. 🥰
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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Strong work!
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