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▐ Agent Xenial ▌

@agent-xenial.itch.io
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Hello, I recently started playing Palworld, and I really enjoy the game. One issue I'm having is seeing the crosshair while aiming. I have vision loss, and the default crosshair size is too small. Will there be a slider or option to adjust the crosshair's size or style? Thanks.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 25/08/2026
I did not vote for him as our Prime Minister, and I also remain happy that he is our Prime Minister. 😎
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 24/08/2026
Big wheat is goated. 😋
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 24/08/2026
This is how I interpret the burning plane: Wing getting ripped off: Collapsed trade talks with Canada. Burning engine: War against Iran.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/08/2026
While also buying our hockey sticks and shit, and smuggling them across the border as a F.U. to Trump.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/08/2026
Since trade talks with the US have fallen apart (www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Wg...), I see no reason to keep the US Ambassador, Pete Hoekstra, in Canada. Please sign petition e-7531 to express your frustration and potentially kick the ambassador out. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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FULL SPEECH | Carney explains why Canada suspended trade talks with U.S.
YouTube video by CBC News
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 18/08/2026
Then we shall share it as widely as possible to show how pissed we are. >:]
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 18/08/2026
Trump called us "nasty." Now we're showing him how nasty we can be.
Deploy the laser meese.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/08/2026
For a second, I thought this was the Canadian Space Agency logo. I need more coffee for Timmie's. 😭
The logo of the Canadian Space Agency.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/08/2026
Barely alive... The ragweed pollen is clogging up my immune system. 💀
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Cute Cat Sneezing Sniffles
Alt: A cat sneezing.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 08/08/2026
My GoDettes have finally arrived. 😎
Two GoDette plushies sitting on a laptop.Two GoDette plushies at a laptop with GoDot open, ready to create the most banger game ever.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
HE NEED SOME MILK
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
Canadaball, standing at the back wall of a dimly lit room, creepily smiling as he waits for the day of reckoning.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
I still have a PC running Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC in my basement, just in case there's software I need to use that isn't compatible with Linux or has no Linux alternatives. I haven't touched it for more than a year. 👀
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
I have been using Arch Linux with the KDE Plasma desktop for years, and it's been awesome to see the rapid development of Linux-based OSes for new users. Shout-out to @valvesoftware.com for bringing Linux to the mainstream with SteamOS and contributions to many open-source projects.
A screenshot of Arch Linux with the KDE Plasma desktop.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
I noticed someone using an AI chatbot to convert each character in their message into a Discord spoiler, so I created a program with @godotengine.org to do the conversion without AI.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 30/07/2026
@ciblesgd.tv!!! HELP!!! 😭
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 27/07/2026
Now give it laser eyes.
A moose about to shoot red laser beams out of its eyes.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/07/2026
Legit this kind of vibe:
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Shia LaBeouf: Just Do It Motivation
Alt: Shia LaBeouf: Just Do It Motivation
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 19/07/2026
How it feels when you accidentally swallow an ice cube:
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 15/07/2026
I have been playing around with Python for the past few weeks. I had lots of fun reading the documentation and improving my solutions. I am currently working on a bot to play a "higher or lower" style game by memorizing the value of each option every time it loses. Does this count as my first AI?
static.klipy.com
Ghostedvpn Hacker Cat
Alt: A cat programming a computer virus at the speed of light.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 10/07/2026
This comic reminds me of a video documenting a diver's rare sighting of an anglerfish near the surface. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBHc...
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"Black Sea Monster" Spotted By A Human For The First Time Ever | The Dodo
YouTube video by The Dodo
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 08/07/2026
And a lot of streets, apparently.
This Street, That Street, The Other Street
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 08/07/2026
Oh no......... 🐧
A screenshot of a Steam warning stating that the client cannot detect Secure Boot or TPM 2.0 on the computer, both of which are required for the game to function.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 05/07/2026
Sounds like you had an amazing 4th of July. My Canada Day did not go as planned. 💀 Happy 4th of July to you and my American bros. Image Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKE_...
A concert screen in Ottawa displays an EAS message telling people to seek shelter before a tropical storm hits the city.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 29/06/2026
Finally, a replacement for the double-deckers and aging accordion buses. Can't wait to ride them. 👀
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 29/06/2026
Mr. Florp
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 29/06/2026
Yeah, the terminal install is a pain. I've done it so many times that it's pretty much in my muscle memory. The AUR had a bit of a shitshow after a bunch of malware got onto it. NGL, this is kind of why I love Arch. 👁️👄👁️
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 28/06/2026
Jokes on you, Microslop. I'm using Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC (and Arch Linux). 😂
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/06/2026
FREEZE!!! @ciblesgd.tv has thee BANANA!!!
A plushie of Cibles GD holding a banana.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/06/2026
Here's a photo I took of a liminal space I found. It is the basement of an empty bungalow house I visited along Meadowlands Drive in @en.ottawa.ca.
A photo of an eerie hallway with two red chairs perpendicular to one another. In the corner between the two chairs is a coffee table with fake plants. Above each chair is a wall light that clearly illuminates the chairs and coffee table, but the rest of the strange hallway remains dark.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/06/2026
head.png
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 09/06/2026
This is giving me ideas for a sleeper build I want. 👀
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 04/06/2026
Meanwhile, I'm using European software and services on American-designed hardware manufactured in China. 👀
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 04/06/2026
Sure. 😂 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
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Gay bomb - Wikipedia
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 28/05/2026
NGL, I feel like I'm the problematic "oomf". 😂 < giant explosion in the background >
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 25/05/2026
Makes me wonder what to do with my lifetime GameMaker Professional licence since I'm using GoDot as well. Thinking of donating to the UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE dev team or something. :/
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/05/2026
Behold, my "Dutch Pickup Truck". Why burn fossil fuel when you can burn calories? 😎
A red trike (bicycle with three wheels) with a large basket in the back, carrying four boxes of canned drinks. The trike is sitting in a garage filled with tools and junk.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/05/2026
Why was the first thing that came to mind KDE PlasmaShell (GUI desktop for Linux)?
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/05/2026
There's also the environmental cost of those massive data centres running the models, if that's something you care about. Otherwise, depending on your jurisdiction, data centres may increase your electricity and water bills. How I see it is, it's free because of the cost you will spend elsewhere.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/05/2026
Free ewaste? Let me install Linux on all of them.
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Funny Orange Cat Yawning on Bed
Alt: Linux runs on anything, they said.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026
Here's the Brave Origin URL for those who are interested: brave.com/origin/downl...
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Brave Origin Nightly Download | Brave
Brave Origin Nightly is our testing and development version of Brave Origin. Releases are updated every night. Downloads of this version of Brave Origin are available here.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026
I found this article when looking this up: www.technewsworld.com/story/Brave-.... Brave's source code is available on GitHub for you to review: github.com/brave. I tried Brave myself a few years ago and found it too bloated for my liking. Brave is working on a paid version called "Brave Origin".
technewsworld.com
Brave Browser Caught Redirecting URLs for Cash
A browser that has received plaudits for privacy protection has been exposed for redirecting Web searches to make money. Brave, a browser with some 15 million monthly users, has been redirecting searc...
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026
www.startpage.com or search.brave.com might be to your liking. 👀
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026
Librewolf is my goat for PCs. Kinda wish they had a mobile version.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026
This reminds me of this story: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%...
en.wikipedia.org
Hachikō - Wikipedia
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026
Here's a digital sketch I made a while ago of several reported ghost sightings. I was planning to make a document for it, but lost interest after the sighting stopped following a specific incident. Enjoy my rough work and hope it is not an infohazard. 🙂
A digital sketch of a ghostly woman. Her body appears as a featureless black silhouette. She is wearing a turtleneck and a skirt.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 21/05/2026
I am the enemy. I am inside your computer now.
static.klipy.com
Miside Mita Climbs Out of Monitor
Alt: Miside Mita climbs out of the monitor to take your soul.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 21/05/2026
EL GATO!!!!!! 🐱🐱🐱🐱
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 21/05/2026
Atomic report button moment. 😂
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