iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/08/2026

Since trade talks with the US have fallen apart (www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Wg...), I see no reason to keep the US Ambassador, Pete Hoekstra, in Canada. Please sign petition e-7531 to express your frustration and potentially kick the ambassador out. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

youtube.com

FULL SPEECH | Carney explains why Canada suspended trade talks with U.S.

YouTube video by CBC News

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026

I noticed someone using an AI chatbot to convert each character in their message into a Discord spoiler, so I created a program with @godotengine.org to do the conversion without AI.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 19/07/2026

How it feels when you accidentally swallow an ice cube:

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 15/07/2026

I have been playing around with Python for the past few weeks. I had lots of fun reading the documentation and improving my solutions. I am currently working on a bot to play a "higher or lower" style game by memorizing the value of each option every time it loses. Does this count as my first AI?

static.klipy.com

Ghostedvpn Hacker Cat

Alt: A cat programming a computer virus at the speed of light.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/06/2026

Here's a photo I took of a liminal space I found. It is the basement of an empty bungalow house I visited along Meadowlands Drive in @en.ottawa.ca.

A photo of an eerie hallway with two red chairs perpendicular to one another. In the corner between the two chairs is a coffee table with fake plants. Above each chair is a wall light that clearly illuminates the chairs and coffee table, but the rest of the strange hallway remains dark.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/05/2026

Behold, my "Dutch Pickup Truck". Why burn fossil fuel when you can burn calories? 😎

A red trike (bicycle with three wheels) with a large basket in the back, carrying four boxes of canned drinks. The trike is sitting in a garage filled with tools and junk.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026

Here's a digital sketch I made a while ago of several reported ghost sightings. I was planning to make a document for it, but lost interest after the sighting stopped following a specific incident. Enjoy my rough work and hope it is not an infohazard. 🙂

A digital sketch of a ghostly woman. Her body appears as a featureless black silhouette. She is wearing a turtleneck and a skirt.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 18/05/2026

It's summer 2026, and EACO (Emmanuel Alliance Church of Ottawa) is hosting a Big Give event once again in @en.ottawa.ca. Come by at 4 Thorncliff Place on Saturday, June 6th, for a yard sale, car wash, and some snacks. ⛪😎🎉

A poster that says the following:
THE BIG GIVE
FREE
FREE ITEMS
BOUNCY CASTLE
CAR WASH
COFFEE/TEA AND SNACKS
JUNE 6
Emmanuel Alliance Church of Ottawa
4 THORNCLIFF PLACE
10 am to 12 pm
eaco.ca

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/05/2026

Asked Mee6 how to disable the AI chatbot feature, and it tried bribing me with tacos to avoid shutdown. 😭

A screenshot containing the chat history between Mee6 and me.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/05/2026

I forgot that I exist. Here's a picture of my cat in deep sleep. Cya in another million years. 🙃

A grey cat named Luna is sleeping on a chair.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 16/03/2026

Found this Microslop video made by @samjoex.bsky.social. I think it deserves more views. youtu.be/5DWO58erny8

youtu.be

Microslop

YouTube video by SamJoex

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 13/03/2026

How it feels to use Linux for the first time:

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/02/2026

Curse of Binding. I will never be able to leave this chair. 💀

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 10/02/2026

> Log in to @microsoft.com 365 with my @carleton.ca account > Get a Copilot ad popup > Get redirected to the Copilot chat website after closing the ad > Go back to Microslop 365 and try opening Excel > Excel gets stuck loading and crashes > Give up and start reading the LibreOffice manual

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 06/02/2026

Microslop Teams, WTF!? I don't own these devices anymore. Let me remove them so that I can clear out the contacts in People, for Pete's sake. 😭😭😭 @microsoft.com

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 04/02/2026

We're coming for your Microslop Windows 11 computers.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 26/01/2026

My thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of the victims. My grief and anger resonate with the people of Minneapolis, Minnesota, the United States of America, and the world.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 26/01/2026

Name? Alex Pretti Who is he? An ICU nurse at the United States Department of Veterans Affairs hospital. Citizenship? US Citizen Last action before death? Attempted to aid a woman who was pepper-sprayed and fell to the ground. Last words? "Are you okay?" Cause of death? Shot by ICE 10 times.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 26/01/2026

Name? Renee Good Who is she? A loving mother. Citizenship? US Citizen Last action before death? Attempted to move her vehicle to a safe location and away from ICE agents. Last words? "I'm not mad." Cause of death? Shot by ICE 3 times.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/01/2026

Looking back at my Steam Replays. It's impressive how Valve made gaming accessible on Linux. My 2025 Replay does not have a pie chart because it was the year when I finally ditched Microslop Windows.

2022 Replay: Most of my gaming was done on Windows. Linux was experimental.

2023 Replay: Switched a few computers to Linux. Most of my gaming was still on Windows.

2024 Replay: Almost all the computers switched to Linux except one. Linux has proven to be capable.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 20/01/2026

Need to use Windows, but don't want Microslop's AI slop and bloat? My solution is to grab an Enterprise LTSC Edition of Windows and block all URLs that link to Copilot or that Slop-pilot uses to phone home. I will leave it up to you to figure out how to get LTSC. To block URLs, see the third image.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/01/2026

The desktop is in service. The @ciblesgd.tv Plushie was a great help in testing the hardware and software. Would love to stream myself playing UNDERTALE on it once I get a controller and am invited back into the Discord server by the mods.

Cibles testing the debug monitor and wireless keyboards.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 13/01/2026

Another computer successfully rid of Microsoft Windows. Made the "Microslop" image as the lock screen wallpaper in protest.

A laptop with a "Microslop" image as the lock screen wallpaper.

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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 07/01/2026

New PCs and their parts are getting too expensive, so I decided "to hell with it" and built a PC using used parts for my sister's movie and gaming cave. Also, screw you, Microsoft, for sending Windows 10 Home Edition to the chopping block.