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▐ Agent Xenial ▌

@agent-xenial.itch.io
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 18/08/2026
Trump called us "nasty." Now we're showing him how nasty we can be.
Deploy the laser meese.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/08/2026
For a second, I thought this was the Canadian Space Agency logo. I need more coffee for Timmie's. 😭
The logo of the Canadian Space Agency.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 08/08/2026
My GoDettes have finally arrived. 😎
Two GoDette plushies sitting on a laptop.Two GoDette plushies at a laptop with GoDot open, ready to create the most banger game ever.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
HE NEED SOME MILK
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
Canadaball, standing at the back wall of a dimly lit room, creepily smiling as he waits for the day of reckoning.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
I have been using Arch Linux with the KDE Plasma desktop for years, and it's been awesome to see the rapid development of Linux-based OSes for new users. Shout-out to @valvesoftware.com for bringing Linux to the mainstream with SteamOS and contributions to many open-source projects.
A screenshot of Arch Linux with the KDE Plasma desktop.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/08/2026
I noticed someone using an AI chatbot to convert each character in their message into a Discord spoiler, so I created a program with @godotengine.org to do the conversion without AI.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 30/07/2026
@ciblesgd.tv!!! HELP!!! 😭
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 27/07/2026
Now give it laser eyes.
A moose about to shoot red laser beams out of its eyes.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 08/07/2026
And a lot of streets, apparently.
This Street, That Street, The Other Street
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 08/07/2026
Oh no......... 🐧
A screenshot of a Steam warning stating that the client cannot detect Secure Boot or TPM 2.0 on the computer, both of which are required for the game to function.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 05/07/2026
Sounds like you had an amazing 4th of July. My Canada Day did not go as planned. 💀 Happy 4th of July to you and my American bros. Image Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKE_...
A concert screen in Ottawa displays an EAS message telling people to seek shelter before a tropical storm hits the city.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 29/06/2026
Mr. Florp
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/06/2026
FREEZE!!! @ciblesgd.tv has thee BANANA!!!
A plushie of Cibles GD holding a banana.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/06/2026
Here's a photo I took of a liminal space I found. It is the basement of an empty bungalow house I visited along Meadowlands Drive in @en.ottawa.ca.
A photo of an eerie hallway with two red chairs perpendicular to one another. In the corner between the two chairs is a coffee table with fake plants. Above each chair is a wall light that clearly illuminates the chairs and coffee table, but the rest of the strange hallway remains dark.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/06/2026
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/05/2026
Behold, my "Dutch Pickup Truck". Why burn fossil fuel when you can burn calories? 😎
A red trike (bicycle with three wheels) with a large basket in the back, carrying four boxes of canned drinks. The trike is sitting in a garage filled with tools and junk.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/05/2026
Why was the first thing that came to mind KDE PlasmaShell (GUI desktop for Linux)?
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 22/05/2026
Here's a digital sketch I made a while ago of several reported ghost sightings. I was planning to make a document for it, but lost interest after the sighting stopped following a specific incident. Enjoy my rough work and hope it is not an infohazard. 🙂
A digital sketch of a ghostly woman. Her body appears as a featureless black silhouette. She is wearing a turtleneck and a skirt.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 20/05/2026
Me and the boys cyberbullying the clankers.
Fuck the clankers.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 18/05/2026
It's summer 2026, and EACO (Emmanuel Alliance Church of Ottawa) is hosting a Big Give event once again in @en.ottawa.ca. Come by at 4 Thorncliff Place on Saturday, June 6th, for a yard sale, car wash, and some snacks. ⛪😎🎉
A poster that says the following:
THE BIG GIVE
FREE
FREE ITEMS
BOUNCY CASTLE
CAR WASH
COFFEE/TEA AND SNACKS
JUNE 6
Emmanuel Alliance Church of Ottawa
4 THORNCLIFF PLACE
10 am to 12 pm
eaco.ca
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/05/2026
Basically me and this online programming course. I started this course two years ago. 😭
A screenshot of my course progression.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/05/2026
Asked Mee6 how to disable the AI chatbot feature, and it tried bribing me with tacos to avoid shutdown. 😭
A screenshot containing the chat history between Mee6 and me.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/05/2026
I forgot that I exist. Here's a picture of my cat in deep sleep. Cya in another million years. 🙃
A grey cat named Luna is sleeping on a chair.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 28/03/2026
Chunga chunga choo choo MF!!!
Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/03/2026
Me and the boys on our way to terrorise the entire server
We do a little trolling.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 13/03/2026
How it feels to use Linux for the first time:
I use Arch BTW. 🫠
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 08/03/2026
😈
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 03/03/2026
Nah, I think it's just the browser tabs. Modern GUI browsers naturally gobble up GBs of RAM.
Librewolf is eating 1.6 GB of RAM with one tab opened.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 27/02/2026
I feel like I'm the cursed 50/50. Half of the people say I'm boring, and the other half say I'm fun.
Computer nerds are boring. Computer nerds are fun.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 20/02/2026
Linux and MacOS are laughing.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/02/2026
I DEMAND THE ICE CAPP FROM TIMMIES!!!
Moose demands frozen coffee.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/02/2026
Curse of Binding. I will never be able to leave this chair. 💀
My cat traps me. Send help.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 16/02/2026
😈 Let me perfectly scroll the window just to see you suffer.
Neat products, no money. :[
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 10/02/2026
> Log in to @microsoft.com 365 with my @carleton.ca account > Get a Copilot ad popup > Get redirected to the Copilot chat website after closing the ad > Go back to Microslop 365 and try opening Excel > Excel gets stuck loading and crashes > Give up and start reading the LibreOffice manual
I just want to do my homework. 😭
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 06/02/2026
Microslop Teams, WTF!? I don't own these devices anymore. Let me remove them so that I can clear out the contacts in People, for Pete's sake. 😭😭😭 @microsoft.com
A Motorola and an iPad I no longer own.BRO!!! LET ME REMOVE THEM!!!
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 04/02/2026
We're coming for your Microslop Windows 11 computers.
Linux is catching up. Start running.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 23/01/2026
Looking back at my Steam Replays. It's impressive how Valve made gaming accessible on Linux. My 2025 Replay does not have a pie chart because it was the year when I finally ditched Microslop Windows.
2022 Replay: Most of my gaming was done on Windows. Linux was experimental.2023 Replay: Switched a few computers to Linux. Most of my gaming was still on Windows.2024 Replay: Almost all the computers switched to Linux except one. Linux has proven to be capable.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 20/01/2026
Need to use Windows, but don't want Microslop's AI slop and bloat? My solution is to grab an Enterprise LTSC Edition of Windows and block all URLs that link to Copilot or that Slop-pilot uses to phone home. I will leave it up to you to figure out how to get LTSC. To block URLs, see the third image.
Windows 11 IoT Enterprise LTSCMicroslop's Slop-pilot getting blocked.System wide URL blocking guide.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/01/2026
My reaction to that information:
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 17/01/2026
Laser pointer!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!
So I haveth a Laser Pointere.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 16/01/2026
Just got @hytale.bsky.social. :D
HYTALE IS HERE!!!
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 14/01/2026
The desktop is in service. The @ciblesgd.tv Plushie was a great help in testing the hardware and software. Would love to stream myself playing UNDERTALE on it once I get a controller and am invited back into the Discord server by the mods.
Cibles testing the debug monitor and wireless keyboards.So I haveth a Laser Pointere.Cibles watching Cibles.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 13/01/2026
Another computer successfully rid of Microsoft Windows. Made the "Microslop" image as the lock screen wallpaper in protest.
A laptop with a "Microslop" image as the lock screen wallpaper.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 10/01/2026
A bunch of my favourite moments from that video.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 09/01/2026
I made this based on recent events. Microslop (and Slopya Nadella), you're a disappointment to everyone. Even Bill Gates is disappointed in you.
Microslop
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 07/01/2026
New PCs and their parts are getting too expensive, so I decided "to hell with it" and built a PC using used parts for my sister's movie and gaming cave. Also, screw you, Microsoft, for sending Windows 10 Home Edition to the chopping block.
A computer's BIOS screen showing hardware details.A screen showing the load on the computer's hardware.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 27/12/2025
DELTARUNE!!!!!!!!
DELTARUNE!!!!!!!!
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 24/12/2025
I was rendering a video on my laptop and saw this in the performance monitor. That little GPU is working so hard. 😂
A Nvidia Quadro M1000M shifting into maximum overdrive.
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▐ Agent Xenial ▌ @agent-xenial.itch.io · 18/12/2025
This is how I be spending my winter holidays.
My cat sleeping on the couch.
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