4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Well. It’s the day we settled on to celebrate. Don’t you remember? Come on! 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/07/2026DO NOT ORDER CRUSTBURGERS PAST 9PM WORST MSITAKE OF MY LIFE #HOSPITAL 021
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 08/02/2026My new grift is walking into casinos and pretending im a dealer when i dont actually work there 010
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Don’t we all have a couple little fourlings running around 010
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Yeah yeah rephrase all you want, I’ll restate ARE YOU STUPID? In what world would I not care?! We’re not exactly strangers you big glizzy. You think I’ll be happy when we can’t banter anymore? 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Ohhhhhh okay so when I WANNA DO IT IT’S A PROBLEM it’s okay I know what it’s like to be INTIMIDATED #sorry 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025… I was just messing around but now I’m emotional #whocuttheonions 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025How much did you order while I was out of that email. This is the opposite of an upset question. 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025What if I wore spongebong speedo where the nose is my little four 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025It’s okay Octy I’ll put your ashes back togethermedia.tenor.compatrick star from spongebob squarepants is crawling on the beach .ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is crawling on the beach . 010
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025So many places still need one to sign up…. Also how else am I track all the things YOU order on my account. 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Oh my god I finally got my #account back. That’s the last time I click emails that say they’re from Ryan Wet Floor #lostinthesauce 011
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I want to see boobies but I just see a bug eyed freak of a security system #thanksmarina 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I mean… I made it with way more than just that! Like little sesame seeds and macaroni! 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Don’t ever tell me I don’t treat her like a Princess. Dinner’s served babe. 022
Reposted by 4.☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Ohh happy little friends! ₍ ..̮ ₎ ❃ ⁽ ˙˙̮ ⁾❃₍ ..̮ ₎ ❃⁽ ˙˙̮ ⁾ 043
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Oh—… I. Well I… think we would be an awesome team for one! I can’t think of anything that would slow us down..! — … …You think that would have changed anything? 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Well because you are. Duh. You’ve got the nerd brain and I’ve got the cool brain so we make the perfect team! 000
4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It’s when you like. It’s slang for unmmmmmm. Like. You know. I do it. 000