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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well. It’s the day we settled on to celebrate. Don’t you remember? Come on!
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @agent-eight.bsky.social
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ohhhh…. 🥰🥰🥰 What I lovely um…. Uh… 🥰🥰🥰
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh… well okay! I can’t wait, I’m starving over here!
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ohhhh noooo 😥😥😥😥 What a shame…
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ohhhhhhh hahaha…. Man I can’t wait to dig in… #yummers
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#suckmyboomstick
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
DO NOT ORDER CRUSTBURGERS PAST 9PM WORST MSITAKE OF MY LIFE #HOSPITAL
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
What the hell did you eat.
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My new grift is walking into casinos and pretending im a dealer when i dont actually work there
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Alright… fine… I’ll be out late… #fishfearme
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You’re coming to Grizzco with me
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
NO THEY’LL GET CANCELLED WE NEED TO PAY THEM OFF
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What…
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
YOU MAKE ME SOUND LAME OLD MAN
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Grah
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Okay!!!! Okay!!!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Can I watch you try them on. I mean help. Can I help.
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Woah… those are some rare colors.
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Don’t we all have a couple little fourlings running around
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Say you’re sorry right the fuck now
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Yeah yeah rephrase all you want, I’ll restate ARE YOU STUPID? In what world would I not care?! We’re not exactly strangers you big glizzy. You think I’ll be happy when we can’t banter anymore?
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Ohhhhhh okay so when I WANNA DO IT IT’S A PROBLEM it’s okay I know what it’s like to be INTIMIDATED #sorry
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Are you stupid that’s sweet as hell. #gayassoldman
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
… I was just messing around but now I’m emotional #whocuttheonions
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
How much did you order while I was out of that email. This is the opposite of an upset question.
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
What if I wore spongebong speedo where the nose is my little four
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It’s okay Octy I’ll put your ashes back together
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is crawling on the beach .
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is crawling on the beach .
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’m not tryna look at spongeboobs thanks
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
So many places still need one to sign up…. Also how else am I track all the things YOU order on my account.
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
YOU’RE DEAD? #PACKWATCH
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Oh my god I finally got my #account back. That’s the last time I click emails that say they’re from Ryan Wet Floor #lostinthesauce
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
What… Hwuh…. What do you mean…. 🥺…
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I want to see boobies but I just see a bug eyed freak of a security system #thanksmarina
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
:)
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Ray♪ @dustiletto.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
💛4/8❤️
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Okaaaaay okaaaaay….. …also…. Dessert….
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I… It’s all for you though! But… If you’re sure.
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I mean… I made it with way more than just that! Like little sesame seeds and macaroni!
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Thank god she likes it… that took forever to whip up…
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I know I should have added the breadcrumbs #failure
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
You know #dababy
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Don’t ever tell me I don’t treat her like a Princess. Dinner’s served babe.
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Les goooo
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Ohh happy little friends! ₍ ..̮ ₎ ❃ ⁽ ˙˙̮ ⁾❃₍ ..̮ ₎ ❃⁽ ˙˙̮ ⁾
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oh—… I. Well I… think we would be an awesome team for one! I can’t think of anything that would slow us down..! — … …You think that would have changed anything?
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Well because you are. Duh. You’ve got the nerd brain and I’ve got the cool brain so we make the perfect team!
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yyyyyyyyyeees. Yes! You got that fast!!
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4. @agent-four.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It’s when you like. It’s slang for unmmmmmm. Like. You know. I do it.
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