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☾ Eight.

@agent-eight.bsky.social
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The rolling column splatters all. A stray shot shakes the trees awake. The summer turns, here comes the fall. PFP — dustiletto

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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I love biting! I say, yes!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is very high praise, coming from you. ^_^ I’m happy!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I must have been forgetting… I feel silly! What are we going to do?!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Whaaaat? It is? ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go on, you were saying you are hungry! ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Here 💕
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ohh….there is no need to be being sad, Four! I will get you something even better! ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
[ the entire dish is dumped into his mouth. ]
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oops. All gone!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Awww, would you like some? ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am telling Four >:(
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have been told this is a “seafood boil!” It is very popular! ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dinner
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
You are already sounding mad, so I will be keeping my mouth shut!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I was thinking it was chocolate. And it was not. And I have been eating several boxes. It is, as they say, so over.
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Wait…what……
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
[ takes the coins. ] I do not know what that is. ^_^ [ leaves. ]
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Oh. Wow!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
…Are you forgetting a zero? ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hmm… I guess I can be settling for a 2,000-3,000G range. ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ohhh… that is disappointing, Captain. (●´⌓`●)
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Ew. What is that. (Θ︹Θ)ს
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I have been wanting this. So, if you would go ahead and be purchasing. ^_^ Thanks!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Actually…
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
You are extra yucky when you are mushy!
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Mmmmmm. No. ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I am very good at it. (⌐■_■)
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
(✪___✪)
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I can be staring harder. Watch. ◉‿◉
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Haha. Goopy. ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I have irritable bowel syndrome ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
carp ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
But when will we hang out… 😔😔😔😔😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
That is sounding disgusting.
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Oh. Can you be getting to that very fastly? Thanking you. ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Oh, wonderful! I was worried there was no more. I will be trying again. ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What are you meaning that the credit card is ‘Maxed Out’…?
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Oh yes, that would be lovely! You can be telling me which is the best. Okay?
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
That is being a very little Four ^_^ very cute ^_^ very cool ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I have forgotten. Only about twenty, most likely. Not that many. ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Speaking of, when are my new bras arriving? ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Camera? You are wanting to take a picture with me? ^_^
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Who is still using the email as a mode of communication?
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
An. Anananawawanawa. …Wana? What is that, buddy?
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I am not able to keep up. I am confused.
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Wawa? Awawawa?
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I am practicing to speak little buddy. Awawawawa.
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
(๑•́_•̀๑) Am I saying this incorrectly…? You were acting strange, and sad, and it was, um. Worrying. And then I was in there. I saw you, but it was not being you. You were hurting. It broke my heart.
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I do not like to be reminded. I was beating up everything and anything to be seeing you again.
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☾ Eight. @agent-eight.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Haha. It is like boobs. ^_^
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