Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Forgot to post it earlier, but the sky over the fields tonight looked like a painting 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Getting served this… in public? Babes my mouth doesn’t open that wide, this is an in private bagel 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Took the week off work to chill… made plans every fucking day 😭 shoot me 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Geordie dialect is not for the weak, what do you mean a man tried to flirt with me by asking “do ye like ya cunt scranned’ 😭😭 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This week off is going grand, off to see Practical Magic 2 eeeeeee 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Halloween skinny starts tomorrow, so eggplant parm as a send off xo 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Am I drunk? Maybe. Do I still wanna say night night to bloomfs?? Duhhhhh 070
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Literally one week to the day later and work made me relapse into consecutive panic attacks what the fuck 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No one cares butttttt - OFFICIALLY DISCHARGED FROM THERAPY 🎉🎉🎉🎉 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Whenever I make food, I realise the blessing of breaking up with my turkey dinos & chips ex tbh 040
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just slept off the most horrendous migraine, and idk if I need spooned or to go for a walk 080
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m fucking 28 years old and doing a mad dash to boots for Arnica gel because a man latched onto my neck I need to go live in a fucking cave somewhere 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Can someone take me to the vets and get me put down Thank you in advance 100
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’ve gotten drunk thrice in the last few weeks. Each time, I’ve woken up with a man and not in my home. I can’t tell if therapy is working fantastically, or if this is a trauma response 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026An ex from 5 years randomly showed up on my tiktok feed 2 weeks ago, and now he just text me. HELP What planets are pissing me about please?? 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Tryna work out whether I go to the club or like, just don’t One sounds boring 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m rewatching Bones and found this GEM in season 8 from 2012 😭😭 000
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Can a cute nerdy guy come to Barter Books in Alnwick w/ me pleased 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If you see this quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Kinda stresses me out that I only know the voice of like 10 bloomfs 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Nick Capra from this SS btw - ai could never replace me x 000
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Just gay bonded (They didn’t know the name of a pornstar so sent their face pic and I helped x) 130
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So I do still have emotions. No one fucking talk to me 😭😭 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Annual watch of ‘Me before You’ to make sure I still have feelings 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Dunno if I’m having a manic episode or if I’m just so back, but I fuck w/ it girls 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026As a people pleaser, just wanna check, is it cool if I report your account for this xx 100
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Went to an event and got shouted at for playing chess on my phone bc it was so bad :( 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Had to break no contact because I got an email saying he had an unpaid toll, and I’m too nice to let him get fined 😭😭 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Lowkey mourning the person I was before my last relationship ngl 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Don’t tell my therapist, but it seems to be working 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I fear I’m in my ‘delete every social platform’ era again 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Having a nose bleed as an adult is mortifying, everyone thinks I’ve been on the packet 😭😭 010
Reposted by Alex 🤡Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I fear this won’t be enough www.nigella.com/recipes/happ...nigella.comHappiness SoupForgive the tweeness of the title, but this is a soup of such sunny, mood-enhancing yellowness that it overcomes even the most pervasively innate cynicism. To eat this is to feel cheered; even cooking... 5121
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The fact I A) never dress like this and B) wore this in 38° heat to watch the match and then go to a rave??? 080
Reposted by Alex 🤡Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This calls not only for another martini, but also for some pickled onion monster munch, clearly 69104456
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I only just got home after walking 5 miles from a rave and it’s almost 5am, what… the fuck? 060
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Me 2 weeks ago: never takes my own mental health seriously, and burns out yet again Me now: 060
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Had to get a beer because what do you MEAN there’s only 5 mins between finding out the gate number and the gate closing??? WHAT THE FUCK my anxiety cannot 020