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Alex 🤡

@agaytrainwreck.bsky.social
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A bit bent, bit of a nerd, bit of a nightmare Geordie 28 🍉🇵🇸 He/Him Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.

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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Forgot to post it earlier, but the sky over the fields tonight looked like a painting
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Frankly, I am EXHAUSTED
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting served this… in public? Babes my mouth doesn’t open that wide, this is an in private bagel
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Me kids are fucking creeps”
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Took the week off work to chill… made plans every fucking day 😭 shoot me
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rigatoni is honestly top 3
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Geordie dialect is not for the weak, what do you mean a man tried to flirt with me by asking “do ye like ya cunt scranned’ 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This week off is going grand, off to see Practical Magic 2 eeeeeee
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Halloween skinny starts tomorrow, so eggplant parm as a send off xo
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need spooned to sleep so badddd oh god
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When someone put a ring on it ig
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still thinking about this spread last night tbh
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I drunk? Maybe. Do I still wanna say night night to bloomfs?? Duhhhhh
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally one week to the day later and work made me relapse into consecutive panic attacks what the fuck
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
King prawn Dansak, always hun xo
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one cares butttttt - OFFICIALLY DISCHARGED FROM THERAPY 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whenever I make food, I realise the blessing of breaking up with my turkey dinos & chips ex tbh
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just slept off the most horrendous migraine, and idk if I need spooned or to go for a walk
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m fucking 28 years old and doing a mad dash to boots for Arnica gel because a man latched onto my neck I need to go live in a fucking cave somewhere
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can someone take me to the vets and get me put down Thank you in advance
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve gotten drunk thrice in the last few weeks. Each time, I’ve woken up with a man and not in my home. I can’t tell if therapy is working fantastically, or if this is a trauma response
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
An ex from 5 years randomly showed up on my tiktok feed 2 weeks ago, and now he just text me. HELP What planets are pissing me about please??
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Terrible decisions have been made chat
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tryna work out whether I go to the club or like, just don’t One sounds boring
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m rewatching Bones and found this GEM in season 8 from 2012 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can a cute nerdy guy come to Barter Books in Alnwick w/ me pleased
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you see this quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Kinda stresses me out that I only know the voice of like 10 bloomfs
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pay gorn you mean
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nick Capra from this SS btw - ai could never replace me x
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just gay bonded (They didn’t know the name of a pornstar so sent their face pic and I helped x)
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So I do still have emotions. No one fucking talk to me 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can’t be arsed with the internet
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Annual watch of ‘Me before You’ to make sure I still have feelings
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dunno if I’m having a manic episode or if I’m just so back, but I fuck w/ it girls
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
As a people pleaser, just wanna check, is it cool if I report your account for this xx
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Went to an event and got shouted at for playing chess on my phone bc it was so bad :(
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had to break no contact because I got an email saying he had an unpaid toll, and I’m too nice to let him get fined 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lowkey mourning the person I was before my last relationship ngl
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Don’t tell my therapist, but it seems to be working
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I fear I’m in my ‘delete every social platform’ era again
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Having a nose bleed as an adult is mortifying, everyone thinks I’ve been on the packet 😭😭
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I fear this won’t be enough www.nigella.com/recipes/happ...
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Happiness Soup
Forgive the tweeness of the title, but this is a soup of such sunny, mood-enhancing yellowness that it overcomes even the most pervasively innate cynicism. To eat this is to feel cheered; even cooking...
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A lil photo dump from Spain 🇪🇸
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ben @benrs.uk · 14/07/2026
roxanne, you don't have to put on the big light
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The fact I A) never dress like this and B) wore this in 38° heat to watch the match and then go to a rave???
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This calls not only for another martini, but also for some pickled onion monster munch, clearly
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I only just got home after walking 5 miles from a rave and it’s almost 5am, what… the fuck?
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me 2 weeks ago: never takes my own mental health seriously, and burns out yet again Me now:
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Had to get a beer because what do you MEAN there’s only 5 mins between finding out the gate number and the gate closing??? WHAT THE FUCK my anxiety cannot
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