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Alex 🤡

@agaytrainwreck.bsky.social
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A bit bent, bit of a nerd, bit of a nightmare Geordie 28 🍉🇵🇸 He/Him Imagine a Geordie juggling wine, gaming, and a slight sense of despair-delightful chaos ensues.

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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Forgot to post it earlier, but the sky over the fields tonight looked like a painting
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Frankly, I am EXHAUSTED
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting served this… in public? Babes my mouth doesn’t open that wide, this is an in private bagel
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Me kids are fucking creeps”
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Took the week off work to chill… made plans every fucking day 😭 shoot me
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Geordie dialect is not for the weak, what do you mean a man tried to flirt with me by asking “do ye like ya cunt scranned’ 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This week off is going grand, off to see Practical Magic 2 eeeeeee
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Halloween skinny starts tomorrow, so eggplant parm as a send off xo
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need spooned to sleep so badddd oh god
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still thinking about this spread last night tbh
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I drunk? Maybe. Do I still wanna say night night to bloomfs?? Duhhhhh
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally one week to the day later and work made me relapse into consecutive panic attacks what the fuck
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No one cares butttttt - OFFICIALLY DISCHARGED FROM THERAPY 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whenever I make food, I realise the blessing of breaking up with my turkey dinos & chips ex tbh
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just slept off the most horrendous migraine, and idk if I need spooned or to go for a walk
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m fucking 28 years old and doing a mad dash to boots for Arnica gel because a man latched onto my neck I need to go live in a fucking cave somewhere
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can someone take me to the vets and get me put down Thank you in advance
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’ve gotten drunk thrice in the last few weeks. Each time, I’ve woken up with a man and not in my home. I can’t tell if therapy is working fantastically, or if this is a trauma response
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
An ex from 5 years randomly showed up on my tiktok feed 2 weeks ago, and now he just text me. HELP What planets are pissing me about please??
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Terrible decisions have been made chat
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Tryna work out whether I go to the club or like, just don’t One sounds boring
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m rewatching Bones and found this GEM in season 8 from 2012 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can a cute nerdy guy come to Barter Books in Alnwick w/ me pleased
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you see this quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Kinda stresses me out that I only know the voice of like 10 bloomfs
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just gay bonded (They didn’t know the name of a pornstar so sent their face pic and I helped x)
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So I do still have emotions. No one fucking talk to me 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can’t be arsed with the internet
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Annual watch of ‘Me before You’ to make sure I still have feelings
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dunno if I’m having a manic episode or if I’m just so back, but I fuck w/ it girls
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Went to an event and got shouted at for playing chess on my phone bc it was so bad :(
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had to break no contact because I got an email saying he had an unpaid toll, and I’m too nice to let him get fined 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lowkey mourning the person I was before my last relationship ngl
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Don’t tell my therapist, but it seems to be working
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I fear I’m in my ‘delete every social platform’ era again
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Having a nose bleed as an adult is mortifying, everyone thinks I’ve been on the packet 😭😭
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I fear this won’t be enough www.nigella.com/recipes/happ...
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Happiness Soup
Forgive the tweeness of the title, but this is a soup of such sunny, mood-enhancing yellowness that it overcomes even the most pervasively innate cynicism. To eat this is to feel cheered; even cooking...
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A lil photo dump from Spain 🇪🇸
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ben @benrs.uk · 14/07/2026
roxanne, you don't have to put on the big light
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The fact I A) never dress like this and B) wore this in 38° heat to watch the match and then go to a rave???
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This calls not only for another martini, but also for some pickled onion monster munch, clearly
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I only just got home after walking 5 miles from a rave and it’s almost 5am, what… the fuck?
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me 2 weeks ago: never takes my own mental health seriously, and burns out yet again Me now:
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Had to get a beer because what do you MEAN there’s only 5 mins between finding out the gate number and the gate closing??? WHAT THE FUCK my anxiety cannot
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just unpacked my entire suitcase because it was over the weight limit.. then had to repack it because I’m a thick fuck and had the scale in Lbs not Kg 😩
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The self restraint I’ve had to display to not finish my book, just so I have something to read on my flight 😭😭
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Praying a beautiful Spaniard falls in love with me this weekend and makes me stay
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My pre-holiday fast begins at midnight and girls i’m not enjoying it already
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I frequently ask ‘what would you do if your son was at home, crying alone on the bedroom floor cos he’s hungry? And the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?’ People try to answer like it’s a philosophical question - babes i’m quoting City High at you fuck off
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Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Did no one proof read this? 😭😭
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