Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Forgot to post it earlier, but the sky over the fields tonight looked like a painting 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Getting served this… in public? Babes my mouth doesn’t open that wide, this is an in private bagel 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Took the week off work to chill… made plans every fucking day 😭 shoot me 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Geordie dialect is not for the weak, what do you mean a man tried to flirt with me by asking “do ye like ya cunt scranned’ 😭😭 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This week off is going grand, off to see Practical Magic 2 eeeeeee 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Halloween skinny starts tomorrow, so eggplant parm as a send off xo 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Am I drunk? Maybe. Do I still wanna say night night to bloomfs?? Duhhhhh 070
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Literally one week to the day later and work made me relapse into consecutive panic attacks what the fuck 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No one cares butttttt - OFFICIALLY DISCHARGED FROM THERAPY 🎉🎉🎉🎉 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Whenever I make food, I realise the blessing of breaking up with my turkey dinos & chips ex tbh 040
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just slept off the most horrendous migraine, and idk if I need spooned or to go for a walk 080
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m fucking 28 years old and doing a mad dash to boots for Arnica gel because a man latched onto my neck I need to go live in a fucking cave somewhere 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Can someone take me to the vets and get me put down Thank you in advance 100
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’ve gotten drunk thrice in the last few weeks. Each time, I’ve woken up with a man and not in my home. I can’t tell if therapy is working fantastically, or if this is a trauma response 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 03/08/2026An ex from 5 years randomly showed up on my tiktok feed 2 weeks ago, and now he just text me. HELP What planets are pissing me about please?? 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Tryna work out whether I go to the club or like, just don’t One sounds boring 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I’m rewatching Bones and found this GEM in season 8 from 2012 😭😭 000
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Can a cute nerdy guy come to Barter Books in Alnwick w/ me pleased 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If you see this quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses 050
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Kinda stresses me out that I only know the voice of like 10 bloomfs 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Just gay bonded (They didn’t know the name of a pornstar so sent their face pic and I helped x) 130
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026So I do still have emotions. No one fucking talk to me 😭😭 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Annual watch of ‘Me before You’ to make sure I still have feelings 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Dunno if I’m having a manic episode or if I’m just so back, but I fuck w/ it girls 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Went to an event and got shouted at for playing chess on my phone bc it was so bad :( 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Had to break no contact because I got an email saying he had an unpaid toll, and I’m too nice to let him get fined 😭😭 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Lowkey mourning the person I was before my last relationship ngl 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Don’t tell my therapist, but it seems to be working 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I fear I’m in my ‘delete every social platform’ era again 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Having a nose bleed as an adult is mortifying, everyone thinks I’ve been on the packet 😭😭 010
Reposted by Alex 🤡Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I fear this won’t be enough www.nigella.com/recipes/happ...nigella.comHappiness SoupForgive the tweeness of the title, but this is a soup of such sunny, mood-enhancing yellowness that it overcomes even the most pervasively innate cynicism. To eat this is to feel cheered; even cooking... 5121
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The fact I A) never dress like this and B) wore this in 38° heat to watch the match and then go to a rave??? 080
Reposted by Alex 🤡Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This calls not only for another martini, but also for some pickled onion monster munch, clearly 69104456
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I only just got home after walking 5 miles from a rave and it’s almost 5am, what… the fuck? 060
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Me 2 weeks ago: never takes my own mental health seriously, and burns out yet again Me now: 060
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Had to get a beer because what do you MEAN there’s only 5 mins between finding out the gate number and the gate closing??? WHAT THE FUCK my anxiety cannot 020
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just unpacked my entire suitcase because it was over the weight limit.. then had to repack it because I’m a thick fuck and had the scale in Lbs not Kg 😩 040
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The self restraint I’ve had to display to not finish my book, just so I have something to read on my flight 😭😭 030
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Praying a beautiful Spaniard falls in love with me this weekend and makes me stay 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My pre-holiday fast begins at midnight and girls i’m not enjoying it already 010
Alex 🤡 @agaytrainwreck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I frequently ask ‘what would you do if your son was at home, crying alone on the bedroom floor cos he’s hungry? And the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?’ People try to answer like it’s a philosophical question - babes i’m quoting City High at you fuck off 140