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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 7h

best part of that whole Snopes article: "There's no possibility that she passed the Chinese bar exam, ever."

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Has anyone set out a Katie Zacharia head of lettuce yet?

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Now we just have to get someone to bomb all the American AI data centers.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I hope all Republicans in Portland, OR votes for Susan Collins

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I just realized that today is the fifteenth anniversary of me quitting smoking. Go me.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I find this article reductive and ignorant of the actual experience of watching horror movies. I understand the point he's trying to make, but it doesn't vibe with reality.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Meta and X should be nationalized in order to help prevent the active harm they are doing to our country.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I do think Trump really thinks the White House is one of his bug-infested golf resorts.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At some point in the coming years, we're going to need to have a virtual funeral for Voyager 1. That little guy is a child of humanity, and it's still teaching us stuff we didn't know before.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A public execution is only the beginning. I'm waiting to hear how it is that the Trump crime family monetizes every aspect of this Nazi death porn.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

After 45 years, the transformation in American Werewolf in London still holds up.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026

Gov. Abigail Spanberger (D-VA): "At this point in time in 2022, a little over 200,000 Virginians had voted. At this point in time in 2026, approximately 450,000 Virginians have voted early."

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I haven't seen Digger, but I'm 100% confident this is a movie people will claim to have loved when it's critically reappraised in a decade.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of the funniest things about today's dystopia is how if you type into Google something like "Why does xxx product suck so bad?" you start getting targeted ads and sponsored emails telling you about great deals on the products you hate. It just reinforces how incompetent our tech overlords are.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If Trump is found in contempt (again) and if he doesn't evade the consequences of his actions (again), then I'll eat my hat. This will be after I put a piece of candy on my head and call it a hat.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is anyone planning on doing any monitoring to make sure Musk doesn't do some more electronic ballot stuffing?

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just heard a woman next to me tell her children that my home state is called New America and it was difficult to not laugh in her stupid face.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The coolest thing about the Long Beach airport is the birds flying in and out of the terminal. It gives the place a real nature preserve vibe.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We need a law that shifts the burden for full time workers' reliance on SNAP from ordinary citizen taxpayers to the corporations who refuse to provide their employees a living wage. Also, living wage should be calculated as wages it takes to buy a home and comfortably support a family of four.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who needs car insurance when you've got heavenly protection?

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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you had a dollar for every trans woman competing in college sports, you still wouldn’t be able to afford a gallon of diesel!

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is from mister "we'll have self driving cars that use magical elevators to take you to underground high speed highways that get you to a subway that can go from New York to Los Angeles in two hours so you can go to our colony on Mars by 2020" Anyone who still listens to him is a moron.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I must enter my passcode to use my face to unlock my phone, then what's the point?

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You know, I'd like a Ferrari. Maybe I can seek to raise $700k in debt that I can just write off as a tax deduction later. Shouldn't Larry Ellison just skip that morning latte and save his money?

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just watched the Daily Show interview with Jessica Tarlov, and when she said, "if someone is criticizing you on style, you're winning on substance," I loudly yelled, "fuck yeah!" and startled my cat.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You know, the death of democracy should have been at the hands of an extremely clever dictator and not a utter moron who can't keep a single business solvent.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I bet the scalpers who sniped all six of those Freedom Fest tickets are feeling a bit salty.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

All the promises of security and uptime in the cloud are falling apart, in no small part because of AI, and the easiest way to avoid these kinds of issues is to not be playing in the same sandbox these overengineered calculators are playing in.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If anyone can blow this lead, though, it's the Democrats.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Never thought I'd say this, but I feel like spending a bunch of money on Macklemore albums.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

State and local governments should seize all privately owned sports stadiums.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is what a dystopia is. The guy who owns the company that makes your plastic processed mac and cheese is also the same guy who owns the sports team you root for, the stadium where you see your entertainment, and everything in between. Try to boycott everything they own. Good luck.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Your elected representatives should be paid hourly.

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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

For Lauren Bacall’s birthday: Benjamin Schwartz New Yorker, May 29, 2023

Description: A woman gives instructions on how to find a video to learn how to whistle.

Caption: "You know how to whistle, don't you? You just go to YouTube, search 'whistle how to,' and it's like the third video from the top."

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/03/2024

*hot air balloon operator getting mad* I don't mind if you want to do that up here, but stop calling it the Mile High Club. That's not what it is. It's a different thing

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's annoying that, at some level, these reports about AI exploiting other systems is just marketing. Since when has a company freely admitted this kind of incompetence unless they feel they can make money from it? "Look, my AI is so powerful, it's taking over!" is a brag, not a warning.

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Anybody whose approach to election strategy is "just vote them in first, THEN push them left" should have to be able to explain, in simple terms, how exactly people are supposed to push someone left once they're in office, and if they can't then a big spring should launch them into the ocean

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watch enough true crime, and you realize that people with pet grooming businesses are stone cold killers.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Americans don't like censorship as long as they don't have to hear something that doesn't reinforce their preconceived notions.

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is amazing. I've been watching each release with my jaw on the floor for what this man has created and is creating.

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ASCII City Update 3: Maps & Exploration Update

YouTube video by Grow Now! Games

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If it's okay to use taxpayer dollars for personal things, maybe I'll just not pay any taxes and put that money towards booze and hookers.

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Jon Ronson @jonronson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Woo! Thank you @jessgrose.bsky.social in the @nytimes.com

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

An AI company being mad that another AI company stole their data is richly ironic.

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

With a version of Blender than predates Elephants Dream!

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Emotional Support Llama @afroninja.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The good thing about Social Media constantly shoving things I said in the past into my face is that it underscores the validity of the Hedonic Treadmill.

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