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Sober, vegan, mother, domestic goddess, lead vocals in The End A.D. and Lips of Kohl

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
here's Tuesday's post: "White House press corps, fuck yeah!" — who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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White House press corps, fuck yeah!
who knew that doing the right thing could feel so good?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
cyclospora turns people into human shit geysers. Bobby Brainworms Jr killed the program that tracked it, because he was too fucking ignorant — and stupid — to understand the ramifications of what he was doing. thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post. link is here: bit.ly/4hcewTt
awesome. Bobby Brainworms made an uninformed ad hoc decision based on zero data — because that’s how crackpots roll.

that’s the ethos of Donny’s entire administration: ‘I don’t have the intellectual capacity to understand why this is important, so let’s get rid of it.’

what could possibly go wrong, am I right?

this is the same mindset that led the Space Nazi’s merry band of pimply DOGE incels to run wild, gutting federal agency after agency.

‘we don’t know what the fuck this is, so get rid of it.’

and so now, a year later, we’re dealing the fallout. around the world, children of dying of malnutrition due to cuts to USAID — all because DOGE couldn’t be bothered to care.

and here in the good old US of A, people are turning into human shit-geysers because some whale-head-chainsawing dumbfuck couldn’t be bothered to spend five minutes learning why tracking cyclospora might come in handy someday.
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Maggie Wiggin @maggie162.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE
 Page from a book saying:

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING
Choose your Leaders with wisdom and forethought.
To be led by a coward is to be controlled
by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool is to be led
by the opportunists who control the fool.
To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.
To be led by a liar
is to ask to be told lies.
To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
oh, look! the 'Freedom 250' concert that no one wants to perform at is just another sleazy scam. Donny gets a slice of every corporate donation and every ticket sold. I know, you're SHOCKED. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I lay it all out. link is here: bit.ly/49sEoGg
everything Preznit Fuckwit does turns out to be some kind of scam. oh look, here’s a brand-new one. you know that ‘Freedom 250’ concert series that every act is canceling on, because no one wants Donny’s indelible foul stench on them?

you might think that ‘Freedom 250’ is part of the US government’s official 250th birthday celebration — in fact, that’s what Donny wants you to think — but it’s not. it’s a private corporation wholly owned by Dear Leader and his cronies — and it’s just another way for him to line his pockets.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
More Dems should talk like Paulina Mangubat, who was doxed by Stephen Miller's wife after deriding him as an "ugly f--k." Check out my interview with her here. She recognizes something essential about how MAGA abusiveness really works in today's information wars: newrepublic.com/article/2111...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
here's my Memorial Day post: "Republicans hate our veterans — and no one hates them more than Preznit Fuckwit" — watch what they do, not what they say. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Republicans hate our veterans — and no one hates them more than Preznit Fuckwit
watch what they do, not what they say
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
in today's post: Preznit Fuckwit craps his diaper and melts all the way down down on his crappy app. also: a one-day time-out for me. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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an extremely necessary mental health break
but also a short rant about our dumbfuck president
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It may look like this is just a jefftiedrich reposting account, so, happy mothers day!
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
here's today's post: "I’m sorry, but Preznit Fuckwit’s vulgar Epstein Dance Hall is the last thing we need right now" — building it won’t solve any of our problems. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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I’m sorry, but Preznit Fuckwit’s vulgar Epstein Dance Hall is the last thing we need right now
building it won’t solve any of our problems
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
here's today's post: "a deranged Preznit Fuckwit screams at aides for hours — and ends up banned from the bunker." Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Preznit Fuckwit throws a shit-fit, gets banned from the bunker
Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
here's today's post: "who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?" Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?
Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — the stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery
the stupid is off the charts
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Donny Dumbfuck wants applause for a janky ceasefire that looks like it's already falling apart. as usual, Donny got hoodwinked. thank you for your attention to my post in which I try to make sense of all the stupidity. link is here: bit.ly/4tyRauc
what the fuck was the point of that?

after giving the entire world a collective anxiety attack as the clock ticked down and we all waited to see if a deranged maniac would make good on his threat to make ‘a whole civilization die tonight’ — after forcing us all to be unwilling participants in a reality show called Bomb Or No Bomb — Preznit Fuckwit at the last minute agreed to a ceasefire that leaves the world arguably worse off than it was before he began his unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war.

and now the shithead wants a cookie.

fuck you, you fucking fuck. you don’t get a cookie.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 4 edition" — Tiger flips it, Donny zips it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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this week in stupid: April 4 edition
Tiger flips it, Donny zips it, and so much more...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pam Bondi was always going to eventually get shitcanned. it's what always happens when you work for a malignant narcissist. and now, whoever replaces her is going to be just as bad or worse. I lay all it out in today's post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4v3FAc5
so, why did Pam get shitcanned? very likely, there was no single reason for it. the grudge-reactor inside Preznit Fuckwit’s big fat head simply hit critical mass and blew sky high.

Pam couldn’t keep the Dead Pedo Bestie Files suppressed enough, despite how hard she tried. she couldn’t get enough of Donny political enemies indicted, nor could she make any of indictments she brought stick. there’s even a cockamamie rumor that she was trying to shield Eric Swalwell from a politically-motivated investigation.

never mind that Pam did everything within her power to subvert justice in exactly the way Dear Leader expected her to. never mind that she allowed the DOJ to function as Donny’s personal law firm. never mind that she went up on Capitol Hill and humiliated herself in front Congress, slinging childish insults at lawmakers and singing Donny’s praises to high heaven. it wasn’t enough. it’s never enough. Donny is insatiable.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
here's today's post: "No Kings 3, fuck yeah" massive protests coast to coast — and country to country thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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No Kings 3, fuck yeah
massive protests coast to coast — and country to country
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Melania's more robotic than an actual robot, Christofascists blame the Jews, MAGA has no brains, and Donny gives two batshit speeches in one day. I mock the shit out of all this dumbfuckery and more in "this week in stupid." thank you for your attention to this post. link is here: bit.ly/4s2IcV3
look how almost-lifelike it seems, as it stiffly walks on its own two feet. what a marvel of engineering. you could be forgiven for imagining that it has feelings, and thoughts of its own.

oh, and the robot walking next to Melania looks pretty good, too.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
everyone knows that Don Snoreleone is a narcoleptic fart factory, so it should surprise no one that he slept his way through another cabinet meeting. I mock all that shit in today's powerful post like few thought possible. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/3Q3Iopv
under all the burnt-cork spray-tan, under that rat’s nest of fucked-up bullshit atop his big, dumb pumpkin head, under the makeup that conceals his rotting hand, under that doughy torso, and the neckgina and the cankles, Donny’s just a perfectly normal homey, doing perfectly normal stuff.

I mean, who among us hasn’t sat at the head of a table while sycophants and psychopaths praise our imaginary accomplishments, as we gradually lose consciousness and fill the room with the pungent aroma of ass music?
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No Kings Day in Newark Delaware!
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Oops. They won't tell me what I'm appealing. That's 17 years of my kid's and families lives in pictures and memories, 3 bands, and my only communication with some friends.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Stunned by all the “ICE isn’t gonna do anything more than what TSA already does” rhetoric. Untrained white supremacists who’ve been told by bosses they’re not subject to laws will have POC and women lined up in front of them to grope and abuse and they don’t even have to chase them.
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I don't post much on here. Everything is awful. Here's some pets. Plz follow my bands: The End A.D., Lips of Kohl, and The Droogettes. On fb and IG.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?” 1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore. 2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions. 3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Fuck ICE
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
here's today's post: "here’s what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country" — ‘fuck you, pay me.’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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here’s what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country
‘fuck you, pay me.’
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I have friends in Colombia. My band The End A.D. was fortunate enough to visit Medellin for Metal Patrol fest. South America is beautiful, and the love of music makes us all brother and sister. I am horrified by trump.
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Istfg @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you appease these fucking fascists, you may as well lay down and never get up. Enjoy the boot on your necks.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
here's today's post: "ICE Barbie utterly fails at being a human for Halloween" — what kind of ghoul gleefully terrorizes children? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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ICE Barbie utterly fails at being a human for Halloween
what kind of ghoul gleefully terrorizes children?
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Lily continues to heal up after the vicious dog attack at bark park!
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Trump and the Republicans are denying you healthcare while they supply Kristi Noem with two luxury Gulfstream private jets for $172,000,000. Facts.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
We did good today
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I fixed something that's bothered me for months, possibly years: clearing off a side table. It took about 5 minutes. I guess it's true what they say, God gives his easiest battles to his dumbest soldiers.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
here's today's post: "fuck off, stop pretending this shit is Joe Biden’s fault." sorry, clowns — we're not as gullible as your cultists. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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fuck off, stop pretending this shit is Joe Biden’s fault
sorry, clowns — we’re not as gullible as your cultists
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Monica Maalouf, MD @maaloufmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 30/09/2025
People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Imagine you're a career military general being summoned for a pentagon strategy lecture by a former game show host and a former weekend talk show host.
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I don't post on here much, I'm mainly lurking. Here's my Corgi! @gtconway.bsky.social has corgis too. Show me your dogs, please! The dystopia has me barely functioning and I have a gig tonight.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 27 edition" — Nancy defines it, Lindsey refines it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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this week in stupid: September 27 edition
Nancy defines it, Lindsey refines it, and so much more...
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
here's today's post: "oh noes! Preznit Fuckwit got escalatored to smithereens!" — another day, another batshit speech from the whiniest diaper-baby ever. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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oh noes! Preznit Fuckwit got escalatored!
another day, another batshit speech from the whiniest diaper-baby ever
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, shut the fuck up right now
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2025
1. Anti-trans rhetoric heated up yesterday on the far-right, with two congresspeople and major Republican figures calling for the institutionalization of trans people. Both Reps Nancy Mace and Ronny Jackson made such calls. Musk, Loomer, and Walsh echoed them. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Two Republican Congresspeople Call For Institutionalization Of Transgender People
Representatives Nancy Mace and Ronny Jackson both called for the institutionalization of transgender people On Tuesday.
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Ami Friend @afriend25.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Glimmers
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Glimmers
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
here's today's post: "Epstein’s survivors spoke out and Republicans lost their shit" — release all the files, you cowards. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Epstein’s survivors spoke out and Republicans lost their shit
release all the files, you cowards
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
THE CORPORATE "MEDIA" SEEMS UNCONCERNED THAT DING-DONG-DEMENTO DONALD TRUMP (IS HE ALIVE?) HAS BEEN HIDING FROM THEM FOR FIVE DAYS. WHY DOES THE COUCHFUCKER KEEP TELLING US HE'S READY TO TAKE OVER? NO ONE ASKED YOU, BRO. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) EXPLORES THIS IN HIS LATEST POST —> bit.ly/4lTj5kq
Donny’s been virtually missing in action for days. he’s been avoiding the press — he hasn’t spoken with them since his cabinet meeting last Tuesday. that’s really bizarre behavior from the attention hog who generally can’t go a single day without gibbering like a loon to a roomful of reporters.

yesterday, he was photographed leaving the White House, on his way to his Virginia golf motel — but he didn’t stop to talk to the press.

so what the fuck is going on? why is Donny in hiding? what is the White House not telling us? why does Couchfuck McGee feel the need to reassure everyone that he’s totally prepared to step into Donny’s demented shoes?

above all, why is our media so unconcerned about this? these are the same people who would shit a brick if Joe Biden went two days without talking to them.

Donny — who never shuts the fuck up — has now gone silent for five days, and not one reporter seems interested in what should be a major story. in fact, they all pretty much orgasmed on the spot over yesterday’s photo of Donny gingerly shuffling towards his waiting limo. they fell all the fuck over each other in a mad dash to assure everyone that Donny was still alive.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
here's today's post: "suck-ups and flunkies agree: Dear Leader is the bestest fuckwit ever" — scenes from a batshit cabinet meeting. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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suck-ups and flunkies agree: Dear Leader is the bestest fuckwit ever
scenes from a batshit cabinet meeting
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