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Lucifer

@afellomen.bsky.social
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*Distant sounds of senseless violence* Luc| He/Him| 28 He will ascend to the heavens Above the stars of god.

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 12h
“I collected bones from charnel houses; and disturbed, with profane fingers, the tremendous secrets of the human frame. In a solitary chamber, or rather cell, at the top of the house, and separated from all the other apartments by a gallery and staircase, I kept my workshop of filthy creation." 🧪🫀⚗️
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 7h
I absolutely understand why nobody mentioned to Me Specifically about how based and cool Darth Maul is, but come *on* guys! Not ONE of you mentioned how based and cool Darth Maul is???
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 13h
How has it somehow been hotter *every day" while I've been here
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Proudest moment of my musical life thus far was informing my Rhythm Section that they were in fact playing the wrong note just now.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
American press on nails are way better than English ones, holy shit, you really do just press these bastards on.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've reached the vibrating and nauseous point in my "going to go somewhere" experience
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wanted to eat tea before session kickoff but I wound up being hunted for sport instead
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a wonderful day to remember that Blood Brothers is my 3rd favourite musical and I just so happen to have this hyperfixation with a pair of twin brothers separated at birth.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never let it be said that being a pretentious bitch is all bad, because I get the delight of listening to my friends using all my Biblical Allusion Era Names as we build this cyberpunk universe
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Me: can't be the guy following a band around the country. T: You physically couldn't. Me: Fuck you now I am going to.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Being the one in charge is all very well and good until you've got to pick a hotel unsupervised
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should invent a doing things that doesn't tire me right out and also a way to watch movies that doesn't stop me listening to Ghost
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Desperate Housewives yet another abysmal piece of media which scrapes its way into my heart off the back of several characters who I am, I fear, getting attached to.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bones Update: Ouch
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This happens every year.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The thing is, if I go to dnd tonight I'm going to have to turn off the playlist I made for this campaign and *unfortunately* I did a banging job and I don't want to turn it off.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm starting to think that once one gets promoted to upper management, you have to sell your soul to dominos pizza. Why is it *always* Dominos catering the mediocre office pizza parties?
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am this close to becoming one of those guys who simply doesn't ever use a computer mouse and navigates mostly via keyboard. It's so much more satisfying to do
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The seasons are of course changing, and I know this because I've had incredible leg pain for going on 4 days now.
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Lu @luciluneon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You need to start reading books. Real actual books. Like right now
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guy who insists he never goes outside: So anyway next weekend I'm going to a spontaneous Ghost convention
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The real reason my mid-session song lyrics are usually images and not YouTube links is simply that I can trick you into reading the lyrics. I can't trick ANYONE into sitting through Mummy Dust in the middle of a DND session.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just received a work email which has really captured for me why I was really just. So sure I'd never work in Marketing. I feel like a worse person for having read it.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
begging firefox to stop flashbanging me every time I open a new tab
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Hamlet Machine @hamletmachine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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A hooded musician playing a skeleton violin while sobbing
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Guy with exactly 0 working bones or tendons: I'm starting to wonder if the tendons in my ankles aren't kinda weird. I really feel like nobody else has this much trouble walking.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I got to crawl in a hole, which was maybe the most useful thing I've ever done in an escape room and then accidentally called everyone else in the room an idiot, just to balance that out.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My friends (horrible, monstrous) for the SECOND TIME not letting me blow off the hangout to go see the Ghost Movie even though it's literally in this building
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Okay I think I've got that outta my system now. Hopefully. I have tonights to articulate once I'm off my feet.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me at the Ghost Movie wearing head to to ghost merch: I can't let anyone see that I'm posting about Ghost on the internet. They'll think I'm a poser.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I need to talk to the time wizards because they keep slowing time down when I'm waiting for things and it's not polite.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you thought that no longer writing the Ghesis would prevent me from discussing Ghost Songs like this, you would be hashtag INCORRECT.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The good news is that I can listen to Ghost today without bursting into tears. The bad news is that it could happen again at any moment. One must be vigilant
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pray for me, people of the internet. Computer has been loading for 6 minutes at this point. I am posting this to shame it into working.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Squad I am Not Doing Great today. My body? Sick. My mind? Goop. (Ghoop?) My soul? Also not so good.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyway my brother is on his Xbox so loud that I can hear him *over* the ringing in my ears. That's crazy. Also crazy that a movie could be so loud.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm seeing it again
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You ever see a movie so good you go into it as one guy and come out of it an entirely different guy?
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me booking an 11AM flight from Heathrow Vs Me trying to GET to Heathrow for an 11AM flight
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Makes me real normal amounts of mad that Excel counts zooming as a thing in your undo history. There's 0 reason for that.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cooking up another absolutely HEINOUS ttrpg take which will definitely get me killed
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuckoff huge spider keeps appearing in our house even though mother keeps walking it in a pint glass to the end of the street. At what point am I allowed to just vacuum it up while screaming/sobbing?
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I lied, Jim just specified that the columns in the place Harry went are Corinthian, these are the best books ever written
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Seasons must be changing soon because every bone in my hands, arms and feet has started to ache again
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's low-key kinda fucked up that most people never get filmed in a Dead Movie Wife style montage when we ALL KNOW that that's what women really want.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Probably a good thing that that bluejay wasn't part of the chorus of songbirds around the hall of sleep. Anyone who has ever heard a jay making noise will know. There will NOT be much sleep occurring if there are jays here.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 20/08/2026
hi brother gregor
brother gregor says hi
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Have a weekly meeting with my new boss where he asks me what my achievements are this week, and like. Id love to say "I sent a Teams message to like 3 different people and the group chat without throwing up" but I don't think that's the kind of thing he means.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not to be dramatic, but the Vatican have a telescope named after me in Arizona that they offer tours of, except the only tours they're offering in the near future are the Saturday before I am there and the Saturday after I'm there. Conclusion: God fucking hates me
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