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Lucifer

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*Distant sounds of senseless violence* Luc| He/Him| 28 He will ascend to the heavens Above the stars of god.

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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 13h
3) Randy Boneshredder himself, who decided we should start a circle pit at his bestie's gig. My bones? Truly shredded.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Things that have almost killed me on this road trip so far: 1) Nutcase in a Tesla who brake checked us on the I10 2) My lungs, mad that I was eating a taco in the car without them
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I shouldn't have shouted at him that's my b, I'm calm down
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've never gotten so mad at someone that I shout at them in their Instagram comments before. It's crazy. 7 days ago I would have taken a bullet for this guy.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This man owes me 500 pounds just in hotel fees and more if we include the cost of gas to get to the fucken venues
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never have I ever seen a shitshow like the now *twice* rescheduled Drag Talk gig that I was supposed to be attending this weekend
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Darth Maul animated show go brrrrrrrr
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Instructions unclear, booked extremely fancy LA hotel for devastatingly cheap rates
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 05/10/2026
“I collected bones from charnel houses; and disturbed, with profane fingers, the tremendous secrets of the human frame. In a solitary chamber, or rather cell, at the top of the house, and separated from all the other apartments by a gallery and staircase, I kept my workshop of filthy creation." 🧪🫀⚗️
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I absolutely understand why nobody mentioned to Me Specifically about how based and cool Darth Maul is, but come *on* guys! Not ONE of you mentioned how based and cool Darth Maul is???
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How has it somehow been hotter *every day" while I've been here
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still don't know what any of the strings are tho.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Proudest moment of my musical life thus far was informing my Rhythm Section that they were in fact playing the wrong note just now.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
American press on nails are way better than English ones, holy shit, you really do just press these bastards on.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heart now shrunk 5 sizes because I made it to the gate which is apparently full of people who 1) Cannot count to 4 2) Cannot listen to instructions 3) DON'T KNOW HOW QUEUES WORK
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Travel Luc is so full of love for his fellow man, it's really funny. Gay Indian Guy asked me if he was at the right bus stop and my heart grew 3 sizes. He is my kin now.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've reached the vibrating and nauseous point in my "going to go somewhere" experience
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm never gonna be able to roll an R like that again
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We've entered the hallucinating spiders portion of the evening
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHERE HAS IT GONE
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TWO OF THEM
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wanted to eat tea before session kickoff but I wound up being hunted for sport instead
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a wonderful day to remember that Blood Brothers is my 3rd favourite musical and I just so happen to have this hyperfixation with a pair of twin brothers separated at birth.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've never been so aware of the fact that a show is trying to hide an actress' pregnancy the way they are with Bree this season. And if they're not? They need to stop shooting her like this.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Broke: Evil Space Lazers Bespoke: Argentinian Nuclear Underwater Lazers
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never let it be said that being a pretentious bitch is all bad, because I get the delight of listening to my friends using all my Biblical Allusion Era Names as we build this cyberpunk universe
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know I said I'm good at following orders that one time, but this wasn't an order, this was a Challenge
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Me: can't be the guy following a band around the country. T: You physically couldn't. Me: Fuck you now I am going to.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forbidden from booking at the Hotel California.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You don't understand, it's *literally* called the Hotel California.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Being the one in charge is all very well and good until you've got to pick a hotel unsupervised
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They should invent a doing things that doesn't tire me right out and also a way to watch movies that doesn't stop me listening to Ghost
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If anything happens to Gabi's shithead lawyer from Season 2 I'm going to have an emotional breakdown, he's such a shithead that watching him feel human emotions for the first time is awakening my protective instincts.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Desperate Housewives yet another abysmal piece of media which scrapes its way into my heart off the back of several characters who I am, I fear, getting attached to.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bones Update: Ouch
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This happens every year.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love worldbuilding for this cyberpunk game because I get to play my favourite game: "wouldn't it be fucked up if-". It makes for terrible Saw movies and great worldbuilding.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
yknow. lotta dnd adventures are heists. Not enough reverse heists out there. Make me smuggle smth *into* someplace
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
eat my entire ass 🖕
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My hubris
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
IT'S ARGENTINIAN NUCLEAR SCIENTIST TIME. I read two (2) books like 3 years ago and now I the notion of Argentinian Nuclear Scientists lives rent free in my head. Those guys were CLOWNS in real life.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Things that should not make me think about Argentinian Nuclear Scientists: 1) Brazilian Real Estate Purchases
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Technically this shouldn't be in my session liveblog, but it's not really a tweetable session this week and so I'm saying it: Sucks ass when your new in-joke meme is the lyrics to a song that nobody has heard except you
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The thing is, if I go to dnd tonight I'm going to have to turn off the playlist I made for this campaign and *unfortunately* I did a banging job and I don't want to turn it off.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They've ALWAYS been the overlords tho. It's sketch.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm starting to think that once one gets promoted to upper management, you have to sell your soul to dominos pizza. Why is it *always* Dominos catering the mediocre office pizza parties?
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am this close to becoming one of those guys who simply doesn't ever use a computer mouse and navigates mostly via keyboard. It's so much more satisfying to do
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The seasons are of course changing, and I know this because I've had incredible leg pain for going on 4 days now.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Coming to think that I may have made a catastrophic error because I'm going to be *alone* for my first ever convention of any kind. What was I thinking.
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Lucifer @afellomen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Misery and Woe: I cannot stay late enough to see the tribute band
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