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Thankfully i can handle that kind of nonsense. Someone else might not have been able to. From the questions I was asked by the police; they ain't gonna do anything. And I can guess why.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

This is the table she and her friends were sitting at. Which explains a lot.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Well. I just got sexually assaulted by a woman who couldn't take "no thank you", "no", "please leave me alone" and "I'm gay" as a response. Thankfully the bowling alley CCTV saw everything so caught the reason why I shoved her away. Fuck people, man.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Read through it. I think I can come up with something that ticks most of those "Will not draw" boxes.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Does that mean I get to make more wildly inappropriate comments about him to you? <3

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Those are some impressive balls, to be fair.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

He knows I'm not 7ft tall, right?

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Oh look. Bots on BS. Never saw that coming. No sir.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

There qe go. Shower is a urinal...when the partner is in it xD

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Oh no doubt. Their Petrol is cheaper too

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Yeah but the original post specificied "To annoy" ;)

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Could be worse. He could have decided to save water, yank back the shower curtain and piss in the shower

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Lately looking like gays. Noted 😉

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Look at you with your fancy membership supermarket

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Top left; "I have said something to my brother and now I am watching the reaction" lol

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Can I pet the kitty? I'm highly allergic to cats but I will suffer through it to pet the kitty <3

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It would be hilarious if he farted.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Nothing but a blonde bubble or nerves. Remind me later I have a story that sort of involves this guy that you will...shake your head at

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Seems like...a threat to public safety.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Yes. I would like to find out. Bitch.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I always stick around for the credits for films now. After having worked at an IP law firm for 2 years, when the credits get to the legal team i often see the names of people who I know, have helped put, made fun of, eaten lunch with...am friends with. And it's so good to see their names up there.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Had to change my cloud backup provider recently because my old one no longer met my security requirements. This initial backup is going to take for fucking ever

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