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Allen

@advancedflea.bsky.social
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Artist, Dog lover, Avid Reader! (Those were just the default things. When I come up with an origonal joke I'll add my own. Check back in 3023 for that.

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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
When approaching an artist for a commission lol...
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is the table she and her friends were sitting at. Which explains a lot.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Had to change my cloud backup provider recently because my old one no longer met my security requirements. This initial backup is going to take for fucking ever
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Whenever I'm in a rush. Never fucking fails
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Different center, still uses string-pins but for once, it's not the string-pins that are the problem lol
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The first time I've paid full attention to an advert on YouTube.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Fellow enjoyers of #agoofymovie #agm may I present to you a freeze-frame I got when I paused to grab a cookie. Canon Max Goof ass XD #MaxGoof
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I was trying to find a gif of a rat being caught in a live-catch trap that traps them then uses a motor to smack their butt. I typed in "Rat spank" and then, for some reason, was genuinely surprised when THIS came up lmao
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Oooooh. So close, yet so far
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
A tense moment
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Place your bets...Will this be a clean Game? (No frames left open)
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Mother fucking string pins pinsetters
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Oh no. This hotels wifi says i can only connect 1 device. And has a login portal with a 32-charecter password Your rules do not apply to me. I shall connect my work phone, personal phone, work laptop, personal laptop, e-reader and 2 watches, thanks.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Fucking not again
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
String. Pins.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
We gon' Die! #EmergencyAlert
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
So now, I will still have a part of Iggy driving around with us! Blaze has some big tyres to fill, but I'm sure he will do just fine. So please join me in saying; Welcome, Blaze!
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I have a nextbase dashcam. They are great dashcams, but their app will constantly flood you with notifications even if you opt out of them. So now I block them at the operating system level because this is ridiculous
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Iggy; thank you. For every journey, every mile, and every memory. You will be missed more than you’ll ever know.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We have the bowling alley to ourselves :D
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
PSA for those of you who, like me, own an old car that you love, but is on borrowed time. Get yourself one of these jump starters. They will save you from having a pissed off day and they are stupid simple to use. Buy one that is WAY overkill for your car.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Yeaaaaaaaaah bitches
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
They moved our lane....and it happened again
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Fucking string pins pin-setters!!
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I do not know how the fuck is am supposed to convert this split xD
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Aaaah shit. This is the next course I have to do
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Lol this first aid course's multiple choice questions lol. 2 of the options are basically "waterboard them" or "Choose violence" xD
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Oh wow. £800 per day. That must be 100% legit and there's no way this is a scam
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
England in the summer. Yay.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm on a ship. The ship wifi said I can connect one device. So I did. My slate 7 which is VPNed to my router at home lol
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
And the bathroom door at port doesn't lock. Good job I have long legs, big feet and rubber-sole shoes
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Getting on a ferry....so glad I got to port early. This is the queue 3 hours before departure. Its only going to get longer.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This month, I have used my unlimited membership to see a few pence shy of £150 worth of films. For £25 per month. Well worth it.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I doubt this recent follower is who he says he is
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
about right for my life lol
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
On the bowling alley PA system tonight lol
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Remember kids; string pins. Not even once.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Jesus fucking Christ lol. It's not even a dodgey website. It's the corporate perks website my company uses.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I'm sure bluesky and a fee media outlets will already be getting hard about this #x #xdown #twitter #twitterdown
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I think i may need to replace our iron. The damn thing leaks more water than it uses
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Fucking string-pin pinsetters. They never fail to disappoint
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
It is pretty gross lol. Thankfully it won't be horrible at least the next week
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
and this is the hotel hot tub. The image is from Google but is taken from virtually the exact same angle my memory is from
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
HOLY SHIT! I have been trying to find this advert for years! For context, I was on holiday in Ontario when it came out in 2001. it was on every few minutes and was burned into my brain. I could remember the words and the "Ontarioooo~" but have never been able to find it
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I don't see what's so bad about giving it one of these units
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Okay. It has obviously decided there is more than 1 problem
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
For the most part i hate printers. But I do love the ones like mine where I can tap a button that says "i have a problem with a print job quality" it prints a diagnostic page, asks me to scan it, then figures the problem out on its own.
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
It does not feel like i ever get this accurate
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I still feel like i barely know any lol
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Allen @advancedflea.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Some of these....I guess "rankings" really surprise me
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