a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 11hlike uh-oh buddy! that's a person!! you did that to a human guy 110
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s 23829367
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkMeg Elison @megelison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Please remember that for every VE Schwab and Stephen King, there are a lot of banned Black, queer, and POC writers you've never heard of, to whom it is maybe not a badge of honor but a denial of their voice. Being banned is not a marketing opportunity, unless one is already rich. 21566675
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026pfizer but I've heard of several people saying their docs recommended spacing flu and covid shots out by at least 2 weeks so I don't think it's a particular strain that did it, I think I'm just making bad choices 110
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the thing I failed to mention is I also got my covid/flu booster yesterday and uh. do not do that on chore day lmao I've gotten a lot of shots in my life and I feel like I got hit by a truck that then backed up over my carcass to flee the scene 6110
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026doing laundry today to pack my bag tomorrow evening so that before I hop out of bed at ass o'clock on saturday to visit my parents I can still go watch some vintage gay porn at a film festival tomorrow night 0100
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if shane and ilya went to summer camp together when they were eight shane would have constantly been running up to ilya with a cool rock or asking him if he's ever touched a snake before or offering to trade lunches 090
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if you moved one word in any sentence the whole thing would shatter like an inbred german shepherd's hip when it tries to do a normal dog activity 030
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026hey. hey. how did she do it. how did she do any of this. she had to type this on a typewriter 1100
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if I'd read this book at fourteen when it would have been spiritually correct for me to read it I would have been like cool (: fun spooky house evil town story (: and now I'm having to take breathers every couple chapters because shirley jackson is fucking insane (laudatory) 1110
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't know how I managed to get to [redacted] years old without reading We Have Always Lived In The Castle (yes I do, it is literally always checked out on ebook, I hate living in a city where people have taste) but my hold finally came in and my eyebrows are trying to secede from my head 1100
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026coraline. it didn't even matter to me that the evil hand that walked on its own got locked away in the end. kid-me was very firm that locked up, gone, and dead were three very different things. it was gonna be back! you couldn't fool me!! 180
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(grinding my teeth) love to see him trying to give gym bro while gay-sitting 130
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026gay binghe and straight boy binghe are both tops, gay wwx and straight boy wwx are both bottoms 150
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I said it was probably fine but if everyone was white he should probably ask them to do some top 40 covers 040
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026woke 1 lives on in the hearts of every cis boy who was emotionally terrorized by a sibling taking gender studies in 2018 1100
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the sun is shining, the air is cool enough for jackets, and my brother is texting me to ask whether it would be weird of him to have a mariachi band at his wedding if his partner isn't mexican 2110
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026boys are only absorbable via gif sometimes. different sized molecules 130
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026skeleton with jaw open and arms jubilantly skyward next to a trans flag 131
Reposted by a one-man murdertwunkSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 24/09/2026The Why Cheap Art? Manifesto, Bread & Puppet Theater, 1984 6572261
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026just saw a trans skeleton today the world's your oyster 150
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i Know that pearl necklace was not in the script why's he getting cute with it 130
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the stylist isn't gonna get their chance to kill him cause I'm getting there first 160
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you don't even have to make the chili oil if you want, you can just dollop in some lao gan ma or whatever tiffycooks.com/century-egg-...tiffycooks.com10 minutes Cold Silken Tofu with Century Egg 皮蛋豆腐If there is one appetizer that reminds me of Taiwan and home, it is Century Egg with Silken Tofu. Century Egg with Silken Tofu is a classic appetizer that takes only 10 minutes to make at home. 020
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026and also tell us to quit fucking closeted girls, find a furnished place off campus, and give up on law school. that should solve 78 percent of college me's problems 080
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026that was right when I was trying to decide how hard I wanted to commit to the gender, so he'd be stunned and a little defensive and then I'd tenderly, empathetically bully him into getting a consult booked while he's still on his parents' health insurance 1100
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I am not the main character. I am an npc. I sit around all day with an icon over my head and give quests to travelers 0180
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the problem with me is I'm very chatty but I don't talk to people first and also I have resting doesn't wanna be interrupted face. a vicious cycle. just come up to me and ask me about axolotls or something it'll go so normal I promise 2170
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026only the white-boy sports get any numbers and it's pissing me off 130
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026of course they fucking do. the most natural thing in the world 070
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026applied to help out at a local furry con cause my main volunteer gig is dormant this year and I don't know why I was surprised that furries r us takes applications as jira tickets 190
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026white hates him on sight which means black just has to bring him around even more often. oh, you don't like having your boyfriend replaced by a doppleganger, huh? that must be awful, 251
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026one day someone will make an edit of all jojo's male-stripper characters across various series, set to "Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too" from crazy ex girlfriend, and I will finally know peace 090
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026maybe tod's family tangentially benefited from or abetted the coverup and it was important for black to mark his territory. *he* gets to murder the rich boy at a time of his choosing. eventually. probably. at some point for sure he's gonna do it. this random asshole can't be allowed to is the point 060
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026also not to do the thing where every gmmtv show with one member of a ship is contractually obligated to bring the other half in for a cameo but I hope evil vigilante reporter off got to fuck black not me at least once. I think it could happen 393
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026objectively it's very funny that they have to keep doing all the little dap-up backslaps through the various camera angles of the Big Finale Hug so nobody mistakes mr kill for a full bl but I think that's still more prolonged physical contact than the end of 2gether, so, 281
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026au where kaye, while trying to make the bills, took any commission he could including staggering quantities of gay erotica of varying degrees of consensual, and well he has such a distinctive art style (: 030
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026that tongue thing when he turns the camera on, 110
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026jira has several poses in mind. if he doesn't want his face involved, doggy is always an option 040
a one-man murdertwunk @adspexi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's not a blowjob if you're just sitting there with his dick in your mouth for 40 minutes while you get sketched and occasionally repositioned with a small and precise hand 1151
